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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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4 hours ago, Mez2 said:

last game of the season, can't hold anything back.

No- we've got one more game after this on the season. It is known.  

Trying to get in the right headspace for tonight:

 

Edited by Seasick Sailor

I'll take "Games We're Gonna Fucking Win" for one thousand, Alex.

1 hour ago, YChang said:

How y'all feeling? Nervous? Excited? Stoic about whatever happens—happens?

Saddle up, fellas. This is where legends are made. 

I'm actually pretty mellow. Of course, had 2017 never happened, I'd be staring down from a high, precarious ledge. Don't get me wrong, though...I'm still eager to see this franchise truly validate its place in history with another title. I realize it won't convert the haters, but in a historical context, these Astros' achievements will become that much harder to downplay.  
 

Regardless of the outcome, I take solace in knowing this series was the absolute worst-case scenario for the MLB brass. In that sense, it's already been a lot of fun to watch. And if we're indeed going to fall short, I'd much rather it be to Atlanta than LA. 

 

nm tony beat me to it and will give me shit for it

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1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

nm tony beat me to it and will give me shit for it

 

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Braves moved Albies down to 7th
 
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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Weird feeling Siri's gonna do something big tonight.

Me too. I’m just not sure if it’s going to be a big play or a big mistake. 

Oops. I am all hopped up on coffee and nervousness/excitement. Need to start drinking to take the edge off. 

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Oops. I am all hopped up on coffee and nervousness/excitement. Need to start drinking to take the edge off. 

nah i'm just using you to fuck with TT, he gave me shit recently for posting a lineup tweet within one minute of his post that was the same tweet

5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

nah i'm just using you to fuck with TT, he gave me shit recently for posting a lineup tweet within one minute of his post that was the same tweet

What’s wrong with a little shit talking amongst friends?  We are on the same page on most things Astros. 

Edited by TonyTexas

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

What’s wrong with a little shit talking amongst friends?  We are on the same page in most things Astros. 

exactly!!

saul love go stros

24 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Weird feeling Siri's gonna do something big tonight.

Likewise as I just bet a buddy that Siri was going deep tonight. He gave me 5-1.

Geoff Blum going off on lazy national media narratives about the Astros on 790. Man I love Blummer.

 

 

14 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Geoff Blum going off on lazy national media narratives about the Astros on 790. Man I love Blummer.

 

 


He’s great on 790 

am i the only one happy about freeman's move to 3?

every time we clear the pitcher i start worrying about freeman.

My only worry is about what version of Luis Garcia we are going to get.  

Just now, texashorne said:

My only worry is about what version of Luis Garcia we are going to get.  

This is actually a lie. Its not my only worry. I have several. 

 

 

I'm honestly scared to watch the first inning....it feels like most our games go sideways in the first 1-3 innings.  I want to get the lead first - for once at home!

We gotta play 'em one day at a time. I'm just happy to be here. Hope I can help the ballclub. I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out.

10 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

I want to get the lead first - for once at home!

It’s been a long time since that happened. All of the way back to our last home game. 

Edited by TonyTexas

the middle sister is saying “Fuck the Braves”

 

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30 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

am i the only one happy about freeman's move to 3?

every time we clear the pitcher i start worrying about freeman.

Name your poison, I suppose. If we keep serving Soler fastballs on the inner half, we'll certainly boost the chances of Freeman then batting with the bases empty. 

2 hours ago, Gourmand said:

The Braves have the Astros at the brink of elimination despite scoring 18 runs to the Astros 20. 

The Astros have scored exactly two runs off homers, both solo shots from Altuve.

The Braves have scored 12 runs off homers. 

Stop giving up HRs and we probably have a pretty good chance of winning tonight.

 

I think we're due to hit 4 tonight and 5 tomorrow

Just want to point out that Fried's previous career-high for IP (inc. post-season) was 169.  He's now at 187 IP plus however many tonight.  And he's been shelled in his previous two starts.

So, he may have hit the wall.  Or his confidence may be dented after the last two outings.  Or both.

Conclusion: train gonna move tonight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Choo, choo, motherfuckers...

 

Edited by TexArcher

For game 5, whatever each of you crazy bastards did to change the mojo has to be followed for tonight’s game and game seven. I probably don’t need to tell you that, but I’m gonna cover every variable that I can cover.  

Anyone else having issues with the MLB app?  I’m not able to stream Ford and Sparks. 

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