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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Is this dorks walk up song Like a Virgin?

 

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

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lulz, I was thinking the same thing.  How many dicks is that?

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Reddick had Careless Whisper as his walkup song when he played for Oakland.

Guduan is not a good one.  /Pallilo

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Y'all keep talking shit about Altuve leading off...

I did a little math, and he is on track to score 324 runs or so.

It was looking like we might be the only division team to win today but the Angels scored 2 in the bottom of the 8th to win 4-3 and Seattle just scored 6 in the bottom of the 8th to go up 7-6.

Tack another $10MM on the contract for that one.

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12 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Baduan.  Let’s pile on. 

Soooo much better when this fuckin jabroni is on a different team. Didn’t he get booted out of the organization for punching a teammate or something?

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

Soooo much better when this fuckin jabroni is on a different team. Didn’t he get booted out of the organization for punching a teammate or something?

yeah, there's something so gratifying about ex-bullpen pieces giving other team's fans headaches.

4 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Soooo much better when this fuckin jabroni is on a different team. Didn’t he get booted out of the organization for punching a teammate or something?

Swinging a bat at Deetz who dropped the best line ever on him

 

edit: here it is:

“Dean Deetz is a little bit of a character, and talks a lot of smack. He was giving Reymin Guduan The Bidness about not being able to throw a strike. Guduan responded by throwing a shoe at Deetz and  missed (badly, apparently), to which Deetz responded “See?” That is legitimately funny. What happened next is not. Guduan picked up a bat, swung it, and hit Deetz in the head. Guduan apparently didn’t get a great swing on it, but “it definitely dazed” Deetz.””

Edited by UTexasFight

watching greinke tonight makes me even more sure that the key to this season is someone like jose urquidy.  we know we don't have a true dominant ace.  a lot of teams don't.  but we can get by if we have a bunch of 2's and 3's.  if we have a bunch of 3's and 5's, we in trouble.

guys like odorizzi, urquidy, javier - they're going to tell the story.  not worried about our bats, our bullpen, or our top 2 starters.  i'm not saying they're perfect, but i feel like i know what to expect.  i know what we have there.

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Swinging a bat at Deetz who dropped the best line ever on him

 

edit: here it is:

“Dean Deetz is a little bit of a character, and talks a lot of smack. He was giving Reymin Guduan The Bidness about not being able to throw a strike. Guduan responded by throwing a shoe at Deetz and  missed (badly, apparently), to which Deetz responded “See?” That is legitimately funny. What happened next is not. Guduan picked up a bat, swung it, and hit Deetz in the head. Guduan apparently didn’t get a great swing on it, but “it definitely dazed” Deetz.””

Yup.  But the man has a championship ring!

The Amish guy from Kingpin seems a little wild

bats looked impressive

Greinke was Greinke

1 down lfg

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