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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Just now, Scraps said:

Nice job by Bielak there

 

yeah, he just ran out of gas 

Yordan is the only dude in the league I refuse to miss an AB of

They said day to day on the shoulder. Surly says career over. Let’s see what tomorrow brings before we have the funeral, but yeah- never like hearing shoulder. 

Our fans are so stupid -

"Hey guis - lets do the wave when our guys are batting!1!!"

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

If Chas can run the bases, get Straw a bus ticket. 

Sugar land isn't far, he can uber there

If Straw can kick a ball just trade him to the Dynamo

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Sugar land isn't far, he can uber there

 

hopefully tonight 

fyucking joe smith !!!
Oh you know he will go 1-2-3 tonight just because the game is out of reach
joe smith to closer !
Glad to see someone is high
2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:


A’s seem to still have a Golden Horseshoe stuck up their collective asses.

Played a ton of home games early on. They're a decent team, but road games are a coming.

30 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

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23 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s utterly ridiculous, that run differential. 

Shades of 2015 when we finished 2 games behind the Rangers but had a +111 to +18 edge.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

 

Shades of 2015 when we finished 2 games behind the Rangers but had a +111 to +18 edge.

I member. 

4 hours ago, Scraps said:

If Straw can kick a ball just trade him to the Dynamo
 

should put him at corner for the Texans with the way he seeks contact...with other players.

Ronnie Dawson is swinging the stick well at AAA. Yeah he's only had 23 AB but he has a 1.284 OPS so far with 4 doubles and 1 HR. If he continues to hit, how short will the organizational leash be for the Myles Straw experiment?

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1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

Ronnie Dawson is swinging the stick well at AAA. Yeah he's only had 23 AB but he has a 1.284 OPS so far with 4 doubles and 1 HR. If he continues to hit, how short will the organizational leash be for the Myles Straw experiment?

It's already longer than it should have been.

13 hours ago, Scraps said:

Yordan is the only dude in the league I refuse to miss an AB of

You me?

Sweatergawd every time he's at bat and I'm on this thread I have a YORDONGGG typed just waiting for Submit Reply...

 

Damn those were some majestic bombs from Tucker and Alvarez last night. 

Wait, are you guys telling me I’m not the only one checking his “on pace over 162 games” stat line on baseball reference at least once per week?

 

 

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16 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Wait, are you guys telling me I’m not the only one checking his “on pace over 162 games” stat line on baseball reference at least once per week?

 

 

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Of course not

On 5/8/2021 at 11:11 AM, TonyTexas said:

Yordan’s first 162 game extrapolation is 47 HRs, 142 RBIs with a slash of .318/.403/.641

 

Yuli out today.  Baker claims he is fine but they are going through protocols for him to make sure.  Not Covid related.  

Altuve 2B

Brantley LF

Bregman 3B

Alvarez DH

Correa SS

Tucker RF

Diaz 1B

Straw CF

Castro C

 

Javier on the bump 

8 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Ronnie Dawson is swinging the stick well at AAA. Yeah he's only had 23 AB but he has a 1.284 OPS so far with 4 doubles and 1 HR. If he continues to hit, how short will the organizational leash be for the Myles Straw experiment?

i'm ready to start calling it the chas mccormick experiment and put straw back in the role he was born to play - pinch runner late in games.

9 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm ready to start calling it the chas mccormick experiment and put straw back in the role he was born to play - pinch runner late in games.

I'll allow it, but I was under the impression that Dawson is the more natural CF. 

6 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

I'll allow it, but I was under the impression that Dawson is the more natural CF. 

oh i'm past ready for dawson to come up.

Welcome to the city where our stadiums drop their tops

Gonna nickname this ranger pitcher surfer douche. Looks and acts the part so far. We’ll get to him soon.

Wow. Get ready for a low-scoring game if blue keeps giving a full ball-width on the bottom of the zone and on both sides of it. Unreal.

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