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4 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Gonna nickname this ranger pitcher surfer douche. Looks and acts the part so far. We’ll get to him soon.

Yup.  They’re just sizing him up.  He had multiple borderline calls go his way.  Can’t live like that for long.  

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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Lulz, nice play Dorn

Jesus Christ Altuve. I guess we have to take the bad with the good. 

Good Jose Bad Jose all in one inning. The play is right in front of him. Don’t get fucking thrown out like that.

Gallo has 1 sac fly ever? How in the F is that even possible?

9 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Good Jose Bad Jose all in one inning. The play is right in front of him. Don’t get fucking thrown out like that.

Musta been watching the Horns run from 2nd this year.

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Looks out.  Damnit Straw, you're supposed to be fast.

All of these LOB and RISP are going to bite us in the butt, aren’t they?

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

If Forrest Gump played baseball, he’d be Myles Straw. 

Something jumped up and bit me!!!!

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

If Forrest Gump played baseball, he’d be Myles Straw. 

Send him to Corpus. He can run a shrimp boat. 

He'd misread the tide and end up on a sandbar.

Edited by kevwun

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Jfc this ump has missed that corner all fucking game. It’s a ball dipshit.

See it all the time. Even a lot of MLB umps can't see that outside pitch well 'cause they're set up on the inside. Frustrating, to say the least.

Edited by wood

Damnit, ground rule double cost us taking the lead

pocket schedule talk not going away

Good game by Javier after a shaky start

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Good game by Javier after a shaky start

Really great recovery by him.  

6 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If we don't get a lead before Raley comes in, may as well chalk in an L

 

Hey Encino Man, throw strikes

9 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Here comes the friggin bullpen

Help is on the way

 

14 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Correa might be the most frustrating player on the team right now.  

.119/.178/.190 slash line in May isn’t your cup of tea?

 

 

(He’ll probably walk it off tonight)

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Stanek looks like Rake Yohn

3 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

God damn straw is worthless

What he lacks at the plate, he makes up for by being horrendous  on the bases?

Edited by UTexasFight

Calm down Kalas, easy out.  Guess we'll have to walk it off.

i swear if we lose to the goddamn mallcops...

10 hits and only 3 runs. No productive outs, and the biggest fear for the Astros in the 10th, having a guy at 2nd with no outs.

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