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Only took 5 pitches to get to a fucking horrible strike call.

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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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Bitch keep pumping fastballs in there....our 1-7 will destroy you

Crosspost from no-hitter thread:

 

Rangers are averaging 1 no-hitter every 11 games at home this year

Mariners are averaging 1 no-hitter every 12.5 games at home this year 

 

astros have 10 in Arlington, 6 in Seattle

I can’t wait for our turn!

Oh working on another game we get 17 hits and only score 3 runs?

23 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Oh working on another game we get 17 hits and only score 3 runs?

I just came to bitch about this. Another game where it feels like we are going to fuck around and have a ton of Traffic, not cash is on our chances and ducking get boat raced at the end. 

I just don't understand why Castro doesn't get more playing time. If Straw and Maldonado both got hurt the Astros become a better team.

8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I just don't understand why Castro doesn't get more playing time. If Straw and Maldonado both got hurt the Astros become a better team.

Yeah it’s fucking bizarre. 

If you don’t send straw here and Maldonado hits into a DP I’m gonna lose my shit. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If you don’t send straw here and Maldonado hits into a DP I’m gonna lose my shit. 

I hope you find your shit

 

 

 

seriously. Take a fucking pitch Maldy! Our fastest guy on first and maybe the slowest reliever to home plate  in baseball on the mound and their backup catcher.  That’s the easiest SB of the season

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I swear I typed that the second straw got on base and my surly is taking forever to load. It was a DP before my post even happened. I hate Maldonado worse than straw. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If you don’t send straw here and Maldonado hits into a DP I’m gonna lose my shit. 

Negged

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Maybe the worst defensive outfield in club history. This old man Biggio in CF bad. 

Ward, Berkman, and Hidalgo would like a word with you.

28 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I just don't understand why Castro doesn't get more playing time. If Straw and Maldonado both got hurt the Astros become a better team.

Just guessing, do some/most pitchers prefer Maldonado?  Calls a game better?

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Just guessing, do some/most pitchers prefer Maldonado?  Calls a game better?

Maldonado is one of the best in pitch framing metrics, but Castro is no slouch either, considering the huge discrepancy in OPS, maybe a straight platoon would be better for the team.

12 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Maybe the worst defensive outfield in club history. This is old man Biggio in CF bad. 

Ted is leading the AL (maybe all of baseball) in defensive runs saves for RF. He’s at worst top half and probably top quarter of RF. So, it can’t be worst OF defense in Astro history. It ain’t great though. 

Fucking yuli man....jesus what a season

Just now, Scraps said:

Fucking yuli man....jesus what a season

 

la pina !!!!!

Let's fuck Romo up tonight

Just guessing, do some/most pitchers prefer Maldonado?  Calls a game better?
definitely Greinke, they have a long history together.

Chad Pinder looks like Kayce Dutton

Why the 4th ducking glitch on the steal?  Would have been another DP if he wasn’t running- why take that chance? 

I mean was there ever a doubt yuli was gonna do that?

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