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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Back in first is nice.

Looks good on us, like a well-worn leather jacket we'd misplaced for a bit.

 

With George gone Yuli might be my new favorite ASTRO.
13 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Joe kelly is a cuck

you gotta admire a guy who still thinks he's the "good guy" in this story.

what a fucking clown.

Fun watching him get knocked out of a game 30 minutes ago.

Joe Kelly, professional cunt and 2018 Red Sox member/defender of baseball integrity?  Fuck that bitch.

7 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Who’s up to the challenge?

 

As a fan, I'd take those odds.  Kelly can't hit the zone for shit right now...

Has the Houston Chronicle online just stopped covering Houston sports?

Front page of sports section online doesn’t even mention lasts nights game. They do say we swept the Rangers. 

You gotta go to HoustonChronicle.com, not chron.com. whatever is in the paper is posted there, chron is for people like 3putt

Well thankfully I was at work yesterday or I would have probably had an aneursym seeing this live:

 

 

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Ugh, he doesn't have any baseball instincts.  It's like he started playing the game last week when he's in the field.

 

When are July and August tickets going to go on sale? 

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Because he knows he has a limited range.  With a competent CF, any ball the CF can get to in left he should take.

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1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Well thankfully I was at work yesterday or I would have probably had an aneursym seeing this live:

 

 

The shot of Garcia in the dugout watching the play was priceless.” After all that hard work, and you go and do that bullshit…”

You want him to put up a .586 OPS and play good defense?  You're just being greedy.

Is Yordan really 23, or is he Cuban 23?. Because that is pretty ridiculous, but Vlad Jr is only 22!

 

 

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Well thankfully I was at work yesterday or I would have probably had an aneursym seeing this live:

 

 


Even mez can make that catch 

The age deal isn't really a thing anymore for young foreign players.  The US Govt cracked down it.  I think he's like Lebron in that he's looked 35 since he hit puberty.

Yeah Straw is just embarrassing out there. Still way too many baseball people who think "guy fast, guy play centerfield." One of the reasons Richard Hidalgo was such an underrated player in his mid 20s. He had tremendous range in CF because his instincts were damn near perfect. But he wasn't that fast and looked even slower than he actually was with his running style so people assumed he wasn't good.

4 hours ago, Mez2 said:

You gotta go to HoustonChronicle.com, not chron.com. whatever is in the paper is posted there, chron is for people like 3putt

Wow, TIL the Houston Chronicle online is more than clickbait house porn.......

I had no idea. What the fuck Chronicle?!?!

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

Because he knows he has a limited range.  With a competent CF, any ball the CF can get to in left he should take.

Yeah, but is it really fair to expect a Major League centerfielder to have the awareness and understanding of a 14-year-old Pony Leaguer?

It's really a shame that the Astros can't hit now that their trash cans are gone.

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If thinking about this, I’d check to see if @Gourmand or @UTexasFight have plans to go.  If so, pass  


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Or yall can just man up and drive to the big boy game in Arlington

Robel Garcia was optioned to the Land

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

Gee I wonder which team that could possibly be???
 

He's talking about the Dodgers.

7 hours ago, slorch said:

The shot of Garcia in the dugout watching the play was priceless.” After all that hard work, and you go and do that bullshit…”

Is Willy T still in the league?  

Yeah Straw is just embarrassing out there. Still way too many baseball people who think "guy fast, guy play centerfield." One of the reasons Richard Hidalgo was such an underrated player in his mid 20s. He had tremendous range in CF because his instincts were damn near perfect. But he wasn't that fast and looked even slower than he actually was with his running style so people assumed he wasn't good.
My man also had a howitzer attached to his right shoulder

Rangers behind the plate seats are so fucking awkward to me

Jesus christ if they are gonna give this dude that pitch to Brantley he might as well just get tossed

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Let’s not read too much into it when Ivey throws a no-no tonight.

2nd fellow from the metroplex in 3 days 

nbd

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