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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

can you get an Art Car IPA? That makes everything fantastic.

Beer line was 20mins +

With the way Kershaw is pitching, that could be enough tonight.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

With the way Kershaw is pitching, that could be enough tonight.

Was it enough when the Dodgers bombed dallas Keuchel!

OMG I can't believe Altuve didn't swing at that breaking pitch how did he knowwwwwww

These FS1 announcers sound like they are high or it's past their bedtime.

33 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How are there twice as many Dodgers fans as Astros fans at the game tonight? 

Most of them have never traveled outside of the Beltway let alone been to LA  Same thing with Lakers fans when I lived in San Antonio. 

Astros still sleep walking...

Dusty will wake em up for sure...

6 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Most of them have never traveled outside of the Beltway let alone been to LA  Same thing with Lakers fans when I lived in San Antonio. 


There are a shit ton of dodger fans here. A shit ton !

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40 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How are there twice as many Dodgers fans as Astros fans at the game tonight? 

It's not that far of a drive from Austin...

Kalas sounded surprised that the runners were going on a full count with 2 outs.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


There are a shit ton of dodger fans here 

Would be a shame if you accidentally spilled a beer cup full of piss on em

Greinke has to be the best pitcher of all time who is also a total head case. Out of nowhere, dude just fucking loses it out there.

Well shit, he got ahold of that one.  Fucking walks.

Joe Smith warming up to allow 2-3 more runs.

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Greinke has to be the best pitcher of all time who is also a total head case. Out of nowhere, dude just fucking loses it out there.

Do you even Oswalt inning bro?

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Joe Smith warming up to allow 2-3 more runs.

 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Smith is warming up, I feel better. 

I mean, that's what should happen when we fall behind by 4.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

 

I mean, that's what should happen when we fall behind by 4.

well yeah, because this fucking display of hitting after being shut down by Rangers staff is just rustling the jimmies somethin fierce.

 

sleep walkin like a motherfucker.  Wake em up, Dusty...   Show a gotdam pulse.

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53 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How are there twice as many Dodgers fans as Astros fans at the game tonight? 

Seriously, a lot traces back to Fernando Valenzuela.

Astros seeking continuity in the bullpen.

 

It's been plenty continuous.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Yordan slumping hard 

It's what happens when you swing at everything. Probably just isn't seeing the ball good at all right now.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Yordan slumping hard 

shitty time for it as well

It's what happens when you swing at everything. Probably just isn't seeing the ball good at all right now.

Except now he’s taking strikes.

Much bigger problem.

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roll out the human ball of fat.

6'4", 380#

Time for Deadliest Catch. Root em in. 

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Paredes may be my favorite Astro of all time.

I never would have thought it last year but he's fallen behind Jimmy as my favorite Astro Paredes

On 5/23/2021 at 4:38 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

$100k fine for walking the first batter after being brought in. This shit is getting ridiculous.

Okay I mean seriously.  This is fucking absurd.

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