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Gatfuckingdammit.

I’m a proud Yankee fan in Texas and I think Stanton’s homer just landed outside my window. 

Go play in your thread all alone. 

Yankees still suck and are the evil empire. 

23 minutes ago, Helobious said:

His last homer just landed outside my other window.

Image of Fucking Yank!

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Fuck Joe West.

Probably the wrong call there. But still, Judge strikes out, you walk Stanton to load the bases, then Gallo got plunked. Tie game. 

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I honestly think tonight was worse than Sunday night.
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Jesus. The fucking ORIOLES. It’s like the fucking 10-year anniversary of 2011 or something… oh, wait.

I honestly don’t know if we can take 2/3 from the nationals at this point. 

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I want to go kick a bird. Do we deserve to get in? 

Probably not, but there’s still three more games to win.

The worst part is (I think) technically wanting the Yankees to win now. Looks like that’ll happen. YAY.

Yeah. what a season. having to root for the Rays and now the Yankees while we lose to fucking Baltimore. If we cannot beat DC then fuck it. 

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Well, that’s a little better. Fucking Barnes helped make it closer than necessary, but it’s the Sox… they’re gonna make it interesting.

Also interesting: the Sox could play Sunday in DC, in Boston on Monday, in Seattle (or Toronto) on Tuesday, in New York on Wednesday, and in Tampa on Thursday. I know they don’t fly on Spirit, but hard to imagine they wouldn’t be a little jet lagged.

Still no clue who starts tomorrow, but they’re saving Sale for Sunday & Eovaldi on Monday.

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I understand it’s in a NL park and he was going to bat, but removing Houck after 53 pitches (and giving up NO hits or walks) seems a little excessive. Oh well.

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That’s what happens when you put Hunter Renfroe in CF.

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Whew!

Win tomorrow, and the WC game is in Fenway. Let’s go!

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Yeah, don’t feel super good right now.

Do we need to ask Thujone to make us the equivalent of the Aggy roller coaster? 

I was raised a sox fan. My Boston Irish grandmother always said like the leaves of fall, the Sox collapse in Autumn. 

Oh well, fuck the Yankees. They are the OU of the MLB. 

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Rafael Devers is good at baseball.

There could be no other way. May the best roller coaster rider win. 

Just now, Helobious said:

There could be no other way. May the best roller coaster rider win. 

Fuck the Yankees.  Get out of our thread.

14 hours ago, Helobious said:

There could be no other way. May the best roller coaster rider win. 

Fuck off man. Go back to your thread of 1. I enjoy most of your shit in the MLB post. You know baseball. But don't come here and talk shit. Fuck Jeter, Fuck the Steinbrenner family,  fuck everyone associated with the Yankees except Tony Pena. I hope your hair falls out. 

 

Fuck the Yankees.  Rooting them for is like rooting for Covid.

 

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JD is not starting. Ugh.

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Fuck yes. Eat dicks, Yankees. Bucky Dent can go fuck himself.

Well that was gay. Congrats on the win or whatever. That was a pretty thorough ass kicking, no doubts left.

I can't stop watching this.  Ha ha ha.  Great decision sending Judge.

Go Sox!

So glad I was wrong about the lack of picking up a starting pitcher at the deadline costing us a playoff spot.  I had us pegged as a .500 team going into the year so making the playoffs and beating the Yankees in the Wild Card game has been awesome.  Now let's go kick some Tampa ass in the Division Series.

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ALDS roster: JD Martinez in, Matt Barnes out.

Hmmm.

Pretty significant fall from grace for Barnes after an extension

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I don’t exactly have the highest expectations for the ALDS (especially with Tampa so rested & E-Rod starting tonight), but this at least made me laugh:

That is funny. And gotta go with the bats tonight. So everyone stay away from Jobu's rum. 

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9 hours ago, dbecks said:

I don’t exactly have the highest expectations for the ALDS (especially with Tampa so rested & E-Rod starting tonight), but this at least made me laugh:
 

That's extremely mild for a pitcher in the bullpen on the road in the playoffs.  You don't belong in the majors if you can't handle that.

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Well, that sucked. The Rays are a very good team.

Sale Day tomorrow.

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Damn… Who would’ve thought this team would make it to the ALCS (with time to rest)?

I’m glad to be wrong sometimes.

Let’s go Sox. (White Sox, too. At least for the time being.)

11 hours ago, dbecks said:

Damn… Who would’ve thought this team would make it to the ALCS (with time to rest)?

I’m glad to be wrong sometimes.

Let’s go Sox. (White Sox, too. At least for the time being.)

Had you told me at the beginning of the year that we'd make the division series I would have been ecstatic.  To have eliminated the Yankees and then the Rays to head to the LCS is so fucking awesome.

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