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We also just beat Kansas to Chris Beard [emoji28] as Roy Williams retired!!!


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2 minutes ago, UT Lax said:

We also just beat Kansas to Chris Beard emoji28.png as Roy Williams retired!!!


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I thought his girlfriend loved the Lubbock suburbs and he loved his place out in the country?

We also just beat Kansas to Chris Beard [emoji28] as Roy Williams retired!!!


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Meant UNC! Still associate Roy Williams with Kansas after all these years!


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29 minutes ago, UT Lax said:

Am I being overly hyperbolic

Yes. You are hereby banned from using exclamation marks. 

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I thought his girlfriend loved the Lubbock suburbs and he loved his place out in the country?

She loves the lake more.

His biggest challenge is still ahead... finding someone to replace Eddie Reese. Talk about a high bar for the next coach. Oh, you only won 10 national championships. You suck. 

Not 1, not 2, not 3...not 12, not 12, shit I lost count.
12 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I thought his girlfriend loved the Lubbock suburbs and he loved his place out in the country?

Have you ever been to horseshoe bay?  They have the best curtains in the country!

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Tech being upset about him leaving pales in comparison to the anger and sadness we felt after the 2008 game. 
 

payback is a motherfucker, bitches

Respek to cdc’s long game 

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My Tech alumni dad:  I guess loyalty means nothing to Chris Beard

Me:  Are you loyal to Tech?

Tech dad: Of course

Me: Why?

Tech dad: Because I graduated from Tech

Me:

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Ramey?
guy is a net zero or less over the course of a season. More bad than good. Unless you think he will take coaching now that it will be proffered. 

Dont know if his game can be rehabbed, but dude could ball right out of the gate. When concepts and plays consistently are designed to attack the other team’s weaknesses, space the court, divert and distract the defense, all of a sudden Ramey will get 2-3 more gimmes a game.

Nevertheless, without transfers, next year will be a struggle. As is, Ramey will be the star on a bad team.
2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Since that tweet mentions it, do we care if he brings all or much of his assistants vs shopping around?

"Mark" Adams would be great. Otherwise nope.

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

"Mark" Adams would be great. Otherwise nope.

I said this in a PM to @Braff Zacklin already but apparently he is the only one that hasn't cleaned his desk out and left Lubbock and is on the fence about joining Beard at Texas, for whatever that's worth. It'd be interesting to see how Beard operates without him if he doesn't end up joining Beard in Austin.

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Since that tweet mentions it, do we care if he brings all or much of his assistants vs shopping around?

oh all the Beards are going shopping

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

THE BUTTHURT IS REAL!! WHO MAD? TECH MAD! LMFAO 

 

I think we all can agree "Better not show your face north of Brady" is a fucking all-time great line.

7 minutes ago, HookEm said:

My Tech alumni dad:  I guess loyalty means nothing to Chris Beard

Me:  Are you loyal to Tech?

Tech dad: Of course

Me: Why?

Tech dad: Because I graduated from Tech

Me:

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Your dad ripping up the will with your name in it...

Having spent many years deer hunting around Brady, this hire hits close to home.  If he asks, I'll gladly give Beard safe passage to travel north of Brady...until it's time for the 'F Chris Beard' banner to fly over Moody Center...

9 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

CDC has made some great hires.  I think Beard will be great here, even though next year is probably going to suck even with the possibility of portal enhancements to the roster.   But he will do definitely do more next year than Shaka would have, and by year two or three we should be in a really good spot.   

I actually expect him to recruit better than Shaka overall, in addition to the dramatically better coaching and development.  Shaka has done jack shit in Dallas for about 5 years now, and DFW is arguably the top metro area in the country for basketball recruiting now.

Not just Shaka.  Rick didn't hadn't had much luck in Dallas either.  For whatever reason Dallas area recruits gave been much more nationally prominent and their AAU squads are notoriously hard to deal with. Myles Turner and I believe Andrew Jones played for off-brand AAU programs which made it easier for us to have an in with them, but we're basically o-for the last 16 years in the Dallas area since LaMarcus Aldridge. Even during that time we missed out on guys like Chris Bosh, Ike Diogu, Bracey Wright, Derringer Williams, etc.

So is it official? The "debate UT's next head coach" thread implies that it's not a done deal yet.

14 minutes ago, pacman said:

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Your dad ripping up the will with your name in it...

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Just now, capnamerca said:

He could be going to UNC

Shut.  Your.  Neck.

24 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Adams is the favorite to land the HC job at Tech

Agreed and my guess is Beard told him... stick around the job should be yours, but if for some reason they are dumb enough to pass on you I've got an assistant coaching job with a raise attached to it waiting for you in Austin.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Shut.  Your.  Neck.

Brian Davis reporting him to Texas. 

 

I don't know shit about fuck. I'm also not trolling ... I come here for my news.

4 minutes ago, capnamerca said:

He could be going to UNC

Ha, whatever. There's no reason to be worried.

Just now, capnamerca said:

Brian Davis reporting him to Texas.

Well shit, now I'm worried.

3 minutes ago, capnamerca said:

He could be going to UNC

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BEARD IS REALLY GOING TO REGRET THIS DECISION WHEN HE GETS HEMORROIDS!!

26 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

NSIAP

 

Sure hope Beard’s time in the big city turns out better than Ole Mac’s did in the song. 
 

RIP Mac Davis. Wonder if they actually buried him in his jeans in Lubbock?

We're all just waiting for Machinator to post the official Texas tweet, right? How many of y'all are monitoring Twitter hoping to beat him when he has to reboot at the wrong time? 

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

thank you Abilene Christian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we should send a fruit basket.

 

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

thank you Abilene Christian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we should send a fruit basket.

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But i was assured by tech fans that beard is dating a volley ball coach from west texas and he would never leave!  He loves lubbock!!!

LMAO - fuck you tech

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43 minutes ago, pacman said:

Your dad ripping up the will with your name in it...

Hes a Tech grad. How many ways can you split up 50 bucks?

Welcome home Coach. Can't wait to see all the great things that you and the young men accomplish both on and off the court.

41 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Beard is devastated to have to cancel his vacation plans in Seminole and Pampa.

No love for the glory that is Borger?

10 minutes ago, DiceHands said:

But i was assured by tech fans that beard is dating a volley ball coach from west texas and he would never leave!  He loves lubbock!!!

LMAO - fuck you tech

The coach at Texas dates volleyball PLAYERS, not coaches.

 

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2 hours ago, El Squared said:

I am surprised but happy. Yes, if anyone says they have their dream job, they’re lying 99% of the time.

Sports, business, everything. 

My dream job is not having to have a job. I'm not sure what the rest of you fuckers are on about.

23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

BEARD IS REALLY GOING TO REGRET THIS DECISION WHEN HE GETS HEMORROIDS!!

Yeah, well word on the street is that @futureman can help him shove ‘em back up there...

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