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    TJ can wear whatever the fuck he wants. 

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14 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

The game at tech next year is gonna be heated. 

Beard seems like the kind of dude who won't let his team be shocked by the degree to which they are passionately hated. He'll have them itching' for a fight, which would be a welcome change.

 

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1 hour ago, justhookit said:

Holy fuck Hocutt. I’d be so embarrassed if I was a Tech fan.

Why? He's just like them.

2 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

Beard seems like the kind of dude whom won't let his team be shocked by the degree to which they are passionately hated. He'll have them itching' for a fight, which would be a welcome change.

 

Yeah...he’ll have them ready to embrace the hate. Has as good a chance to work against tech than it does to help them. Bring it on bitches!

3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I doubt Tech wanders around in the wilderness like we did. They will find someone good. Half my family is somewhat happy and the other half is bummed out. 

The odds are the next person won’t be as good.  

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

The faces of two people glad to be out of Lubbock. 

37 minutes ago, Deej said:

Rent free.

 

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STFU aggy.  You couldn't even beat Shaka.

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1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

"Real job". 

 

How many all-star players do aggy have in the NBA?

Kris Middleton is literally the only one I can think of ever. 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Rue the day?  Who talks like that?

Kent, this is God. Stop touching yourself. 

3 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

Kris Middleton is literally the only one I can think of ever. 

DeAndre Jordan, too.

Mrs Beard headed straight to the Domain

I thought it was a girlfriend but she has a big ass ring on her finger.

Hook'em. New beginnings on 40 acres all around. How exciting it must be in Austin. Miss it sooo much.

2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


I thought it was a girlfriend but she has a big ass ring on her finger.

Fiancé was in the official press release.

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Fiancé was in the official press release.

Undefeated.  He changed jobs like a whipped man. 

God dammit I am so happy about this.  10 hours later or whatever it is.

Presser announced?  SIAP.

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Just now, Wally Pryor said:

God dammit I am so happy about this.  10 hours later or whatever it is.

Presser announced?  SIAP.

10 AM Central tomorrow.

50 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Welcome to your return to Austin...now, please shave that beard....Beard!

I don't give a damn if he grows it out like Billy Gibbons and tucks it in his belt. 

Win. 

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Yes, he washed his balls before making Hocutt gargle them.

 

 

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41 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Legendary coach Tom penders?

I'll allow it.  I was on campus when he was hired.  Prior to his arrival the women's bball team routinely outdrew the men.  He resurrected a DEAD program.

6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This is the only one I could think of. Talk about a basketball graveyard. 

They aren't all-stars, but they also have Caruso and House in the league solidly, they've been fine at putting guys in the NBA, but all their guys are rotation+ players

9 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This is the only one I could think of. Talk about a basketball graveyard. 

That Caruso guy for the Lakers.

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'll allow it.  I was on campus when he was hired.  Prior to his arrival the women's bball team routinely outdrew the men.  He resurrected a DEAD program.

Penders was fun until he wasn’t.  Not that uncommon in the coaching world.  Could’ve done without the ending, but if I’m being completely honest, I’d rather it happen quickly than drag out over a couple of years.  I’m a rip the bandaid off kind of guy.

46 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Legendary coach Tom penders?

He was pretty legendary if you think about it.  What other coach has ever faxed a player's grades to a radio station?

 
Making all kinds of sense now. Mrs. Beard couldn't wait to get out of Lubbock. She is going to fit right in around Austin.

I would love to find a Copy of one of Penders’ old Credit Cars commercials. 

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He was pretty legendary if you think about it.  What other coach has ever faxed a player's grades to a radio station?

Man- some of the drunken messages he’d leave for Brandy P were legendary- I heard from two unrelated sources with first hand experience. 

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He was pretty legendary if you think about it.  What other coach has ever faxed a player's grades to a radio station?

That sounds like a different word. One that means more than famous. 

14 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:
1 hour ago, Machinator said:
 

Making all kinds of sense now. Mrs. Beard couldn't wait to get out of Lubbock. She is going to fit right in around Austin.

Yep I said as much.  Wives can drive this decision.  What good is it to be rich if you live in Lubbock?

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

But tthurt, thy name is Lubbock:

 

Well yeah...UT bought the only one.  

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

Rent free.

 

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An aggy criticizing someone for lack of honor is like a whore criticizing somone for sucking dick.

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

An aggy criticizing someone for lack of honor is like a whore criticizing somone for sucking dick.

But if a whore criticizes aggy for sucking dick she’s spot on and probably saw something happening through a chain link fence 

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

 

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That sounds like a different word. One that means more than famous. 

He’s in-famous.

I understand the disappointment from Tech fans but the bullshit from Hocutt? He’s a god damned UT grad for fucks sake. How do you not understand him taking this job. 

20 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

I understand the disappointment from Tech fans but the bullshit from Hocutt? He’s a god damned UT grad for fucks sake. How do you not understand him taking this job. 

We’re a huge school that produces tons of alumni. There’s bound to be a few whiny little bitches among them. 

Edit: I see, you were talking about Beard as the UT grad, not Hoecut.

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CDC needs to let that tie hang a little longer. 

Looks perfect. At worst should be no longer than middle of your belt buckle.

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