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On 4/1/2021 at 12:11 PM, woohorn said:

Wikipedia says 6th only went 51% for Trump in 2020, so it will be interesting to see how the cowboy vs commies tactic works, especially against Wright's widow.

He finished 11th. 😂

Behind an admitted anti-Trump Republican 

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6 hours ago, Js1 said:

He finished 11th. 😂

Behind an admitted anti-Trump Republican 

Wonder where he’ll move to next.  Florida?

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Arizona 

They have a bisexual atheist for one of their Senators.  That probably scares the shit out of him.   He will stick to a red state.  

He’ll probably be some conservation conservative in Montana’s newly created district and lose again.

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2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

He’ll probably be some conservation conservative in Montana’s newly created district and lose again.

Jake blew everybody else out of the water fundraising, with over $500,000, and Big Dan came in second with $335,000 (Susan Wright was under $290,000)

Big Dan raises the second largest amount of money, yet comes in 11th, and he is defeated by a neverTrumper Republican and four Democrats.

Four Democrats beat Dan in a single race.

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Jake blew everybody else out of the water fundraising, with over $500,000, and Big Dan came in second with $335,000 (Susan Wright was under $290,000)

Big Dan raises the second largest amount of money, yet comes in 11th, and he is defeated by a neverTrumper Republican and four Democrats.

Four Democrats beat Dan in a single race.

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But how much of that 335k went to him and his family via laundered fake services?

44 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Jake blew everybody else out of the water fundraising, with over $500,000, and Big Dan came in second with $335,000 (Susan Wright was under $290,000)

Big Dan raises the second largest amount of money, yet comes in 11th, and he is defeated by a neverTrumper Republican and four Democrats.

Four Democrats beat Dan in a single race.

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That’s why you shit on bad candidates early and often. Don’t wait for them to gain traction. Both sides came out against him early on. 

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27 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

That’s why you shit on bad candidates early and often. Don’t wait for them to gain traction. Both sides came out against him early on. 

It was pretty fucking stupid to think he could take on Jake Ellzey and Susan Wright, let alone the other 8 people that beat him.

Like breathtakingly stupid to think that somebody from Nevada, who had just ran for office in Nevada last November and defeated by a Democrat, could waltz into Texas and take on somebody like Ellzey or Wright who are firmly entrenched in Texas Republican politics.  I haven't looked at Rodimer's funding beyond to see how much it was, but I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of it was from out-of-state, because I can't think of any reason why Texas BMDs would favor Rodimer over Ellzey or Wright.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Big Dan raises the second largest amount of money, yet comes in 11th

Four Democrats beat Dan in a single race.

 

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I forget who the other six are, Dan. But your wife’s a whore

4 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

He’ll probably be some conservation conservative in Montana’s newly created district and lose again.

He could move here without rebranding himself at all and take his newly gerrymandered district by 20 pts. These fuckers in Eastern MT will eat that shit up! These are still 30 to 40 shredded Trump flags flying proudly in my tiny little town of 3500 this very day.

6 minutes ago, Burt said:

He could move here without rebranding himself at all and take his newly gerrymandered district by 20 pts. These fuckers in Eastern MT will eat that shit up! These are still 30 to 40 shredded Trump flags flying proudly in my tiny little town of 3500 this very day.

I went to Miles City last summer for a baseball tournament and that whole area looked like it forgot to recover from the oil bust of the 80s. 

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I went to Miles City last summer for a baseball tournament and that whole area looked like it forgot to recover from the oil bust of the 80s. 

Trump is gonna return them to the days of boom, though.  He just needs to get in office first.

 

  • 2 years later...

Off the top rope!!!

 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ex-gop-congressional-candidate-and-former-wwe-wrestler-daniel-rodimer-is-wanted-for-murder


 

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Daniel Rodimer, the disgraced GOP congressional candidate who was endorsedby Donald Trump despite a previous arrest for a Waffle House assault, is being sought by Las Vegas police in connection to a murder.

Rodimer, 45, is accused of murdering 47-year-old Christopher Tapp during an altercation inside a hotel room at the Hilton Resorts World on the Las Vegas strip on Oct. 29, police announced Wednesday.

 

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I've had altercations inside of hotel rooms, but never anything that could lead to murder (no matter how tempted I was).

Big Dan Rodimer doesn't know how to beach properly.

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Daniel Rodimer, 45, was reportedly dressed as Ken from the “Barbie” movie when he got in an altercation with Christopher Tapp, 47, during a Halloween party last year at Resorts World.--LA Daily News via the Associated Press.

 

19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I've had altercations inside of hotel rooms

Is yanking it to Spectravision really an "altercation?"

19 hours ago, smuggs said:

Off the top rope!!!

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ex-gop-congressional-candidate-and-former-wwe-wrestler-daniel-rodimer-is-wanted-for-murder

Daniel Rodimer, the disgraced GOP congressional candidate who was endorsedby Donald Trump despite a previous arrest for a Waffle House assault, is being sought by Las Vegas police in connection to a murder.

Rodimer, 45, is accused of murdering 47-year-old Christopher Tapp during an altercation inside a hotel room at the Hilton Resorts World on the Las Vegas strip on Oct. 29, police announced Wednesday.

Two guys.  One hotel room.  One dressed like Ken.  One dies.  Nothing odd about that at all. 

6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Two guys.  One hotel room.  One dressed like Ken.  One dies.  Nothing odd about that at all. 

I believe the proper term is one mojo dojo casa hotel room.

$100 says the Camel Clutch was at play here.

 

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12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Two guys.  One hotel room.  One dressed like Ken.  One dies.  Nothing odd about that at all. 

The Republican Convention should be held in a giant closet this year. 

It’s not gay if we’re both tops

Im not gay my boyfriend is

Head in the dark is just head

He shaved it ain’t weird

 

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On 3/7/2024 at 3:54 PM, smuggs said:

$100 says the Camel Clutch was at play here.

 

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You know, it would really jazz up your costume if you put stars on the nipples.

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On 3/7/2024 at 5:54 PM, smuggs said:

$100 says the Camel Clutch was at play here.

 

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Make him humble, ol country vey.

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