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Mike Wacker. When we were young, the Wackers lived around the corner from us. This was when his dad was the coach at Texas Lutheran. 
 

I used to hang out at their house all the time. His brother Steve was my age and man were they all unreal athletes. They had a little brother named Tommy. 
 

I felt so bad when Mike got injured as a Longhorn. 
 

So cool he mentioned his phone call. 
 

 

2 hours ago, XOVERX said:

No wonder my TT friends are stricken.

I'm not sure that has anything to do with Beard.

That mfer said KURT!  I think he knew what he was doing when he said it, also.  Haha![emoji1787]
 

I heard “Kunt” and I’m sticking to it.
3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

That mfer said KURT!  I think he knew what he was doing when he said it, also.  Haha!🤣

 

So which one of you mother fuckers is Beard? It better not be @satyanash

I have never been impressed more with an intro press conference for a head coach. At any school...in any sport.

I’m fired up beyond belief for our basketball team.

🤘🏻

I was knocked out by Coach Sark's initial presser.

Beard's was way better.

Damn right that I'm drinking the cool-aid this year!  Hook 'em!

Mike Wacker. When we were young, the Wackers lived around the corner from us. This was when his dad was the coach at Texas Lutheran. 
 
I used to hang out at their house all the time. His brother Steve was my age and man were they all unreal athletes. They had a little brother named Tommy. 
 
I felt so bad when Mike got injured as a Longhorn. 
 
So cool he mentioned his phone call. 
 
 

You forgot about the last brother. Went by the name of Tally.


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10 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Is the fiancee being dressed up like an official a sign that we're going to start paying the refs?  Or is that just a "naughty ref" role-playing outfit?


The girlfriend/fiancée looks like she loves SCHITT'S CREEK.

41 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Lets just hope Beard is the one who ordered the black coffee and not the one that is half cream and sugar.

2 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Lets just hope Beard is the one who ordered the black coffee and not the one that is half cream and sugar.

My guess is that it was:

2 x Premium Coffee w/ sugar & cream

But the cashier types it faster as Premium w/ 2 sugar & 2 cream then adds another coffee so that the staff doesn’t fuck up handing over 2 packets of sugar and 2 plastic half&half things. 
 

🙄

3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

My guess is that it was:

2 x Premium Coffee w/ sugar & cream

But the cashier types it faster as Premium w/ 2 sugar & 2 cream then adds another coffee so that the staff doesn’t fuck up handing over 2 packets of sugar and 2 plastic half&half things. 
 

🙄

This is the analysis I come here for. 

Who in the fuck is this guy with the waxed eyebrows and the glued on cum catcher ‘stache?

And what does he have to do with Texas Basketball?

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Who in the fuck is this guy with the waxed eyebrows and the glued on cum catcher ‘stache?
And what does he have to do with Texas Basketball?
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Kip in one of his chat rooms again...


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