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Just now, Scooter Monzingo said:

I understand that he does. He apparently has not yet reached enough confidence to do an interview.

I should add that I’m sure he will get over that hump pretty quick. He will have lots of opportunity to practice.

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Are we sure the interpreter speaks Japanese?

Who would know? 

3 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

This is some great TV actually. I think he understands plenty of English.

Sake bombs for everyone in Japan

ISWYDT

2 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

I understand that he does. He apparently has not yet reached enough confidence to do an interview.

you can tell he understands the basics of the questions well.  he just doesn't want to answer in english, which I am sure is difficult.

15 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

As will be the menu at next year’s champions dinner. 

One reason I'm rooting hard for Si Woo Kim to win it one year.

15 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

As will be the menu at next year’s champions dinner. 

I'll take F19 and a Coke

Jim Nantz is such a beating. How do you feel, what were your feelings. No fucking depth whatsoever.

This morning an older guy I know made a comment "if a Japanese guy is gonna play golf in 'merica he ought to learn English."

My reply was "he spends his time getting good enough at golf to win the masters, why waste time perfecting English, thats why they have translators."

Agree that Nance is a beating. This butler cabin shit just insists on itself now.


Next year on Tuesday evening, Matsuyama needs to stand up at the dinner and raise his glass and say in perfect English:

For relaxing times, make it Suntory time . . .

1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:

This morning an older guy I know made a comment "if a Japanese guy is gonna play golf in 'merica he ought to learn English."

My reply was "he spends his time getting good enough at golf to win the masters, why waste time perfecting English, thats why they have translators."

How does he explain Dustin Johnson,  then? 

2 minutes ago, pops said:

How does he explain Dustin Johnson,  then? 

Marbles?

1 minute ago, Dewey said:

Marbles?

Made of blow

The real question is,  did @ztejas load up on hideki after he hit it into the water on 15 for the hedge? 

The interpreter had to grab him and tell him to thank the members. 

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Top 3 most boring masters ever 

I'm happy for Hideki Matsuyama, but this was beyond boring for a Masters.  Moving Day sucked.  The only real excitement came when Matsuyama put it in the water at 15.  I sure hope the rest of the majors are better this year. 

24 minutes ago, pops said:

The real question is,  did @ztejas load up on hideki after he hit it into the water on 15 for the hedge? 

No - I didn't even look at the live line. Even after that hole he had a 2 shot lead with 3 to play. I doubt he ever got below -500 or so - which just isn't worth it - especially when there was a chance Schauffele could win. That's $400 risked just to get back to even on my tickets. 

My fuck up was not taking him when he was -100 after like 4 holes. But I was afraid of Schauffele (i.e. a non Zalatoris/Hideki winner) maybe winning because he was still at -8 before he dropped a couple shots.

I'm really careful about not chasing. It is what it is. Having an outside chance at a big payoff was fun. 

His caddie will make about 200G for this tourney. Not bad walk the masters grounds for a few days. Witness the greatest golfers. Give some tips get paid. 

1 hour ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

As will be the menu at next year’s champions dinner. 

Thanks, Fuzzy.

1 hour ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

As will be the menu at next year’s champions dinner. 

Got to lead off that dinner with sashimi, including puffer fish, if possible. Just the reactions would be worth it. 

Y’all know that they can order off the menu at the champions dinner ?

19 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

His caddie will make about 200G for this tourney. Not bad walk the masters grounds for a few days. Witness the greatest golfers. Give some tips get paid. 

I am guessing Hideki's caddy is already pretty fucking set.

14 minutes ago, Restinmybones said:

Got to lead off that dinner with sashimi, including puffer fish, if possible. Just the reactions would be worth it. 

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15 minutes ago, Restinmybones said:

Got to lead off that dinner with sashimi, including puffer fish, if possible. Just the reactions would be worth it. 

 

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13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I am guessing Hideki's caddy is already pretty fucking set.

 

21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I am guessing Hideki's caddy is already pretty fucking set.

Lol, golf takes aren’t your thing.

1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Jim Nantz is such a beating. How do you feel, what were your feelings. No fucking depth whatsoever.

his goal is to make a 1st time winner cry. mention mom, family, ask about feelings.  its like a bonus/incentive in his CBS contract.

of course Hideki is  "can I just put on the jacket and go instead of talking to this douche?" 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Thanks, Fuzzy.

Nah, Fuzzy was making a racist attempt at humor. I’m recognizing that the Japanese eat some pretty wild shit. Possibly literally. 

59 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Ah okay - very cool then. Didn't know if it was a long time guy or not. This is his 6th win on tour.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

No - I didn't even look at the live line. Even after that hole he had a 2 shot lead with 3 to play. I doubt he ever got below -500 or so - which just isn't worth it - especially when there was a chance Schauffele could win. That's $400 risked just to get back to even on my tickets. 

My fuck up was not taking him when he was -100 after like 4 holes. But I was afraid of Schauffele (i.e. a non Zalatoris/Hideki winner) maybe winning because he was still at -8 before he dropped a couple shots.

I'm really careful about not chasing. It is what it is. Having an outside chance at a big payoff was fun. 

Yeah, Hideki never got lower than - 400 on my site. Before Jordan's birdie on 8, he spiked to 200-1, so I threw another $5 on him. So together with the 50-1 bet I made a month ago, I had $25 to win $2000. After the b2b birdies, I allowed myself a little hope, but Jordan couldnt keep it going. All in all, one of the lamest Masters I can remember. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I am guessing Hideki's caddy is already pretty fucking set.

Stevie was pretty fucking set. That's about it as far as it goes for tour caddies. 

5 minutes ago, pops said:

Stevie was pretty fucking set. That's about it as far as it goes for tour caddies. 

This is 32 mil on tour now for Hideki. I was thinking if it was the same guy he's doing pretty well for himself. Not that 2 million or so would make you "set" but you catch my drift. I'm sure he's not complaining about 200k.

1 hour ago, Revolution512 said:

Lol, golf takes aren’t your thing.

Makes 2 of us I guess. Weren't you loving Spieth's chances this weekend? What happened?

Champions dinner 2022.,I know, I know...chinese, japanese....🙄

 

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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Makes 2 of us I guess. Weren't you loving Spieth's chances this weekend? What happened?

Well, he finished third. His chances were pretty damn good.

It’s being speculated that this win is worth several hundred million dollars to Hideki. I’m sure there will be some trickle down to his caddy ala Stevie Williams. 

17 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Well, he finished third. His chances were pretty damn good.

I'm just busting his balls. He loves Spieth more than the usual Spieth homers here do. I had a ticket for the guy winning - I have no room to talk. 

27 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s being speculated that this win is worth several hundred million dollars to Hideki. I’m sure there will be some trickle down to his caddy ala Stevie Williams. 

Yea, Japanese market about to pay the fuck out of him

10 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Yes the issue isn’t a fade at all. It’s Trevino’s trajectory.  I don’t understand why fades aren’t preferred as Chamblee said. 

Whatever the case, I support my fellow Texan. Though I’m not Mexican, he’s a legend to me and it’s not because of his 6 majors.  

I'm with you. I love Lee. He doesn't live very far from me. We have some friends who have bumped into him in the neighborhood.

Have not read this thread, but watched all weekend. Hideki played outstanding golf.  Very cool, though I am usually rooting for the Americans.   I thought the coolest part was when his caddie put the pin back in the hole on 18 then made a bow to the golf course.  My wife ordered food and cups from Augusta National.  We had a small party yesterday afternoon.  Here is what she ordered (taken before we set up).  We had a great time   

 

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3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s being speculated that this win is worth several hundred million dollars to Hideki. I’m sure there will be some trickle down to his caddy ala Stevie Williams. 

 

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea, Japanese market about to pay the fuck out of him


Naomi Osaka (tennis) chose to represent Japan over the USA for a reason.

She is the highest paid female athlete in the world. And she's only 23.

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