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the price is dead long live the prince

My first thought is "who the fuck is Prince Phillip?"

I always thought it was creepy that the Queen was married to her son.  Some kinda weird Brazzers thing?

Seriously, I had no idea Queen Elizabeth was married.

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

But Prince Albert is still ok, right? 

He’s in the can at the moment.  

I was amazed the guy who was 99 and looked like he was dead already in every pic survived heart surgery a few weeks back.   

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Steve Futterman of CBS News just said in a special report that Philip was the wife of Queen Elizabeth. Said it twice! I learned something today!

17 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I was amazed the guy who was 99 and looked like he was dead already in every pic survived heart surgery a few weeks back.   

And that car wreck not too long ago. 

19 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Steve Futterman of CBS News just said in a special report that Philip was the wife of Queen Elizabeth. Said it twice! I learned something today!

The Wife so Nice, she Fucked him Twice?  

Does Charles have any siblings?  Was the Prince Philip his dad?  I have no idea how this shit works.  

Married to Q Liz for 73 years. 
 

Got damn that is a man of stone. Crazy long time, and she became queen after they’d been married only 5 years or so. Wild life, and that man witnessed and lived through some crazy times. 

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9 minutes ago, LABEVO said:

Think the queen remarries? 😂

Get in line, buddy. Ive been trying to slide into her DMs. If successful, I'm gonna  invade Europe, shake things up a bit. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

My first thought was "good" 

All that hate is gonna burn you up, man.

21 minutes ago, LABEVO said:

Think the queen remarries? 😂


Would need one of those barrels of astroglide, but in for a penny, in for a pound. 

Shit. Makes me wonder how much is left in that ride. Hitting it from the back, whisper “this is just how Megan likes it.”

Might be a lot more spark left in there, so hold on tight. 

3 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Would need one of those barrels of astroglide, but in for a penny, [b]in for a pound. [/b]

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41 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Married to Q Liz for 73 years. 
 

Got damn that is a man of stone. Crazy long time, and she became queen after they’d been married only 5 years or so. Wild life, and that man witnessed and lived through some crazy times. 

Served at sea in the Royal Navy during WW2, so he was no shrinking violet.

If he'd just hung on a few months he would’ve received a telegram from his Mrs.

He had to be one of the last naval officers alive, who was present in Tokyo Bay when the Japs surrendered.  

2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

the price is dead long live the prince

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in all seriousness RIP. 

20 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Served at sea in the Royal Navy during WW2, so he was no shrinking violet.

If he'd just hung on a few months he would’ve received a telegram from his Mrs.


We tied up in Rosie Rhoads one time and happened to be across from a Royal ship. 
 

Went back and forth with some of the crew there and had a great time. Gave tours of each others ships, cut up a good bit. Lot of fun to see and also get to see the different standards of service and whatnot. It was really cool and great memories from it. 
 

 

16 minutes ago, msbesq said:

The kept man of all kept men.

 

Shit yes. What, 68 out of 73 years +/- as the Queens husband? Could have been a whole lot worse. 
 

There was a female British anchor talking on the news about it earlier. Said Liz’s family initially weren’t really enthused with Phil. Then she said it was because he “came from the wrong side of the tracks.”

Gave me pause for a second to make sure I heard that right. 

2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


We tied up in Rosie Rhoads one time and happened to be across from a Royal ship. 
 

Went back and forth with some of the crew there and had a great time. Gave tours of each others ships, cut up a good bit. Lot of fun to see and also get to see the different standards of service and whatnot. It was really cool and great memories from it. 

Roosevelt Roads was being prepared as a refuge anchorage for the Royal Navy in 1940, just in case Hitler managed to invade Great Britain successfully.

When we were stationed at Fort Brooke in San Juan (El Morro fortress to be more specific) in the early 1950s, we visited RR briefly and that’s how I learned the above bit of history.

8 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Roosevelt Roads was being prepared as a refuge anchorage for the Royal Navy in 1940, just in case Hitler managed to invade Great Britain successfully.

When we were stationed at Fort Brooke in San Juan (El Morro fortress to be more specific) in the early 1950s, we visited RR briefly and that’s how I learned the above bit of history.


Nice. We tied up in Old San Juan a few times. Had some great times. 

59 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Why?

He asked a Scottish driving instructor how'd he keep them from drinking long enough to instruct them.

Somewhere in the South Pacific a bunch of natives are really sad.

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

Then she said it was because he “came from the wrong side of the tracks.”

Some of his sisters and their husbands were Nazis.  

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

There was a female British anchor talking on the news about it earlier. Said Liz’s family initially weren’t really enthused with Phil. Then she said it was because he “came from the wrong side of the tracks.”

I saw some documentary when I lived in England and some Earl or Duke or something from a super "old" English family said his own family viewed Liz and the rest of the Royals as "frightfully middle class."

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Some of his sisters and their husbands were Nazis.  

Greece Royalty, family exiled when he was one. Not sure about his siblings. But that doesn't make him one if so.

Interesting story, but really I find the hierarchy interesting from a historical standpoint. 

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