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Place your bets now: Predict the Year and Exit of Donald Trump

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On 5/1/2018 at 9:58 PM, Bama Chick said:

Dems take the House in 2018.

House submits Articles of Impeachment in 2019.

Trump resigns in a flailing shitfit in 2019 to avoid a Senate trial.

LMFAO.  Suuuure.  

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On 5/1/2018 at 8:58 PM, Bama Chick said:

Dems take the House in 2018.

House submits Articles of Impeachment in 2019.

Trump resigns in a flailing shitfit in 2019 to avoid a Senate trial.

Aging pretty well so far.

Ides of March 2019

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On 5/2/2018 at 8:48 AM, Anastasis said:

I'd cap it something like this:

2018 +175

2019 -200

2020 +125

2021 -550

2022 and beyond +250

stroke/AMI/other -150

 

Original action still good. 

Loses close re-election while under impeachment. Senate does jack shit in the meantime, Russia amplifies Trump Rhetoric and faux crisis. Massive election interference falls short. More division. Trump spends his dwindling fortunes on Legal Fees 2020-202?
Dies in Jail in 2026.

Gone by June, resigned under threat of removal.

I think he’ll eventually commit suicide.

He doesn't have the balls to do that.

15 hours ago, NBMisha said:

He doesn't have balls.

FIFY

The man has zero courage.  He is indeed too much of a pussy narcissist coward to off himself.  Or anything else.  If it requires a milligram of courage, it's beyond him. 

He won’t last the year. If what is true regarding what Mueller knows and what is expected to be in his report, he’s toast. 

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The Republicans are doing the best head in the sand schtick I’ve ever seen. 

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The Republicans are doing the best head in the sand schtick I’ve ever seen. 

Nope.  I think they are panicking in private.  There's no way all of them have shut out the information their staff provides them on the polls, social media engagement, the damage Trump is doing to the GOP brand among the younger folks, etc.

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11 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

FIFY

The man has zero courage.  He is indeed too much of a pussy narcissist coward to off himself.  Or anything else.  If it requires a milligram of courage, it's beyond him. 

If I got my kids in as much trouble as he has done to his, I would have taken a header off the Loop 610 Ship Channel bridge a long time ago, but he's the kind of guy who wouldn't bat an eye if they were all thrown in prison and he remained free to cut deals and rawdog porn stars. 

Rawdogging porn stars takes courage.

3 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

If I got my kids in as much trouble as he has done to his, I would have taken a header off the Loop 610 Ship Channel bridge a long time ago, but he's the kind of guy who wouldn't bat an eye if they were all thrown in prison and he remained free to cut deals and rawdog porn stars. 

They're grown and have made their choices.  They could've taken their own path (I.e., Tiffany) or they could've followed daddy into the family scam.  

No sympathy.

14 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The Republicans are doing the best head in the sand schtick I’ve ever seen. 

 

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Nope.  I think they are panicking in private.  There's no way all of them have shut out the information their staff provides them on the polls, social media engagement, the damage Trump is doing to the GOP brand among the younger folks, etc.

 

These are comments that would have made sense 2 - 2.5 years ago. The Republicans in Congress ARE COMPLICIT. It feels like you want to give them the benefit of the doubt. Why? The corruption, immorality, and disingenuousness has been right there for all of us to see. Not a single one of them has stood up to Trump.

17 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 These are comments that would have made sense 2 - 2.5 years ago. The Republicans in Congress ARE COMPLICIT. It feels like you want to give them the benefit of the doubt. Why? The corruption, immorality, and disingenuousness has been right there for all of us to see. Not a single one of them has stood up to Trump.

It will be really interesting to find out who's turning the screws on whom. Trump's not usually the one pulling a Congressman aside and telling him what will be revealed if he doesn't fall in line. I guess Lindsey's the exception. Trump has to take him out on the golf course to threaten him.

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15 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The Republicans are doing the best head in the sand schtick I’ve ever seen. 

I expect a full about face from Lindsay Graham and a few other senators.

1 minute ago, shnsajax said:

I expect a full about face from Lindsay Graham and a few other senators.

Nope.  It's hard to turn around when your anus is impaled on Putin's dick.

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

These are comments that would have made sense 2 - 2.5 years ago. The Republicans in Congress ARE COMPLICIT. It feels like you want to give them the benefit of the doubt. Why? The corruption, immorality, and disingenuousness has been right there for all of us to see. Not a single one of them has stood up to Trump.

They can be complicit and still panicking in private.  We caught a glimpse of this with Graham.  We’ve seen him on some rants in the past year that looked like he was seconds away from completely shouting out something revealing.  

You don’t get that kind of anger out of a Southern dandy unless an address book or photo album that’s sitting in a safe somewhere could easily be released if they don’t follow certain instructions.  

Oh, and how it would end in most any other country at any other time in history?

Look up "Piazzale Loreto" in Milan.

It almost certainly won't end up that way, because we are, by and large, a law-abiding population.  But if we were even slightly less so, that's the end game I'd see being played out.

On 5/5/2018 at 10:02 PM, Tennesseehorn said:

LMFAO.  Suuuure.  

Lol, I miss this dumb motherfucker. 

Hey bitch, show your ass some more.  We long for more of your comedic takes.  

We will probably have a dedicated impeachment thread soon enough, but until then I’ll put this here. 

 

A fantastic article on impeachment from 100 different angles if you have a *lot* of free time. 

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2019/03/impeachment-trump/580468/

 

Amazing that something that took this much work to put together is free. 

I predict he wanders off in an Alzheimer's fugue state. SS just happens to be on a smoke break as he wanders out of the white house, into the street, and gets hit by a bus.

The Cohen stuff is nuts.  So I’m actually thinking this year.  

His exit will be Jan 2021 at the swearing in of our New Democrat president. He will use every legal maneuver known to mankind to delay the inevitable until his term ends.

I really don' think he survives this.  If things look damning enough, the Republicans will turn on him and he's done.

Just now, Sbbruin said:

I really don' think he survives this.  If things look damning enough, the Republicans will turn on him and he's done.

Continuing to count on the Republicans to turn on Trump be like

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