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She’s just blowing out whatever money is left in her coffers
 

It will be so much more dignified and respectful for all of us when she’s out of the senate and sticking sharpies in her butt for money on Onlyfans.
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  • Oh please, I've seen what you straight men on Surly respond to with "would" - it is shameful.  You'd accept her blowjob without a second thought.  A 48 year old bisexual woman who keeps hers

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Looks like she's had quite a few meals on her expense report 

If she can handle talking I would expect Fox will hire her next year as a liberal talking head. 

14 hours ago, Js1 said:

She’s just blowing out whatever money is left in her coffers

I doubt she's been blowing much of anything these days.

$5 million in funds still left in the coffers at the end of September. No wonder she went to the Olympics.  She's blown about $5m in the last year! 

The FEC ain't gonna do shit either, so she's going to ensure she takes a lot of really nice vacations until her term is up. 

20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I doubt she's been blowing much of anything these days.

She'd suck dick for kickbacks. She's shown every other aspect of her worldview to be completely open to purchase already. I'm not sure why you think her alleged sexual preferences would be any different.

13 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

She'd suck dick for kickbacks. She's shown every other aspect of her worldview to be completely open to purchase already. I'm not sure why you think her alleged sexual preferences would be any different.

I think he’s saying pretty much all men would be like ‘no thanks’.  I’d hope that’s case…

she could just send RFK jr some nudes and he'd do whatever she wants, apparently

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9 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I think he’s saying pretty much all men would be like ‘no thanks’.  I’d hope that’s case…

Oh please, I've seen what you straight men on Surly respond to with "would" - it is shameful. 

You'd accept her blowjob without a second thought. 

A 48 year old bisexual woman who keeps herself in shape via Iron Man competitions and would totally be down for a male-female-female threesome? You'd all be jumping over each other to get first dibs. 

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh please, I've seen what you straight men on Surly respond to with "would" - it is shameful. 

You'd accept her blowjob without a second thought. 

A 48 year old bisexual woman who keeps herself in shape via Iron Man competitions and would totally be down for a male-female-female threesome? You'd all be jumping over each other to get first dibs. 

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26 minutes ago, Js1 said:

A 48 year old bisexual woman who keeps herself in shape via Iron Man competitions

I laughed.

31 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh please, I've seen what you straight men on Surly respond to with "would" - it is shameful. 

You'd accept her blowjob without a second thought. 

A 48 year old bisexual woman who keeps herself in shape via Iron Man competitions and would totally be down for a male-female-female threesome? You'd all be jumping over each other to get first dibs. 

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52 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh please, I've seen what you straight men on Surly respond to with "would" - it is shameful. 

You'd accept her blowjob without a second thought. 

A 48 year old bisexual woman who keeps herself in shape via Iron Man competitions and would totally be down for a male-female-female threesome? You'd all be jumping over each other to get first dibs. 

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Oh please, I've seen what you straight men on Surly respond to with "would" - it is shameful. 

You'd accept her blowjob without a second thought. 

A 48 year old bisexual woman who keeps herself in shape via Iron Man competitions and would totally be down for a male-female-female threesome? You'd all be jumping over each other to get first dibs. 

Yeah you need to see my work in secret squirrel.  That’s a hell no lol

On 10/17/2024 at 8:04 AM, Js1 said:

Oh please, I've seen what you straight men on Surly respond to with "would" - it is shameful. 

You'd accept her blowjob without a second thought. 

A 48 year old bisexual woman who keeps herself in shape via Iron Man competitions and would totally be down for a male-female-female threesome? You'd all be jumping over each other to get first dibs. 

We'd have to time it right drink-wise

On 10/17/2024 at 8:04 AM, Js1 said:

You'd accept her blowjob without a second thought. 

A 48 year old bisexual woman who keeps herself in shape via Iron Man competitions and would totally be down for a male-female-female threesome? You'd all be jumping over each other to get first dibs. 

 

You are saying this like its a bad thing

 

On 10/17/2024 at 7:04 AM, Js1 said:

Oh please, I've seen what you straight men on Surly respond to with "would" - it is shameful. 

You'd accept her blowjob without a second thought. 

A 48 year old bisexual woman who keeps herself in shape via Iron Man competitions and would totally be down for a male-female-female threesome? You'd all be jumping over each other to get first dibs. 

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On 10/16/2024 at 10:27 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

I think he’s saying pretty much all men would be like ‘no thanks’.  I’d hope that’s case…

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Well, I'll be the honest one, I physically find Sinema attractive.  However, the second, she started talking I'm sure that would kill any of that sort of feeling.  As a person, she's dogshit, and at least to me, that matters.  

 

 

But a willing mouth is a willing mouth.  

On 10/17/2024 at 9:04 AM, Js1 said:

Oh please, I've seen what you straight men on Surly respond to with "would" - it is shameful. 

You'd accept her blowjob without a second thought. 

A 48 year old bisexual woman who keeps herself in shape via Iron Man competitions and would totally be down for a male-female-female threesome? You'd all be jumping over each other to get first dibs. 

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Im a known man whore. 

2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

But a willing mouth is a willing mouth.  

Is this an offer?  PM is pending on your answer. 

2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

But a willing mouth is a willing mouth.  

The worst BJ I've ever received was still good (she pulled out her dentures ;) )

I think js is overstating the "shape" she keeps herself in though.

1 minute ago, G650 said:

I think js is overstating the "shape" she keeps herself in though.

For a 48 year old who isn’t in Hollywood?

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

For a 48 year old who isn’t in Hollywood?

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5 hours ago, G650 said:

I think js is overstating the "shape" she keeps herself in though.

I haven’t seen her in person since she became a senator, but when I knew her as my state representative in Arizona before she went nuts, she was an avid runner and kept herself in damn good shape.

6 hours ago, skeeter said:

The worst BJ I've ever received was still good (she pulled out her dentures ;) )

Nothing like a good gumming, eh?

6 hours ago, skeeter said:

The worst BJ I've ever received was still good (she pulled out her dentures ;) )

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30 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

fuck that cunt 

three words of perfection.

On 2/7/2023 at 7:29 PM, tx 3 putt said:

I bet her pussy smells 

 

On 2/7/2023 at 7:32 PM, mchookem said:

dude

 

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These posts back to back are the best part of this thread. Lulz

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

 

 

These posts back to back are the best part of this thread. Lulz

 

i still stand by that statement 

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Like herpes, Sinema will not go away..

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13 minutes ago, pacman said:

Like herpes, Sinema will not go away..

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Man....the number of cunts and level of cuntiness in this new era is staggering.  You go girl, I guess.  Before, we were an assholocracy, now women are catching up, and we're also a cuntocracy.  So....congrats, ladies....

 

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Damn I thought the bump would be an only fans link.

35 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Damn I thought the bump would be an only fans link.

When that happens, I'll tell Sinema "up until now, I thought you were a worthless human being, but then......"

 

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On 10/28/2025 at 6:51 PM, tx 3 putt said:

fuck that cunt 

 

still holds true 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

still holds true 

It's evergreen, bro.

On 12/12/2025 at 11:36 AM, pacman said:

Like herpes, Sinema will not go away..

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"We're actually using less water with AI data centers than in the past."  

What does that mean?  Didn't data centers rise with the advent of deep learning about 10 years ago, and hasn't generative AI only been around since about 2023?  So what is she talking about?

Data centers produce more water than they use and are great sources of electrical power. The don't kill the birds. And they're beautiful!

59 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

"We're actually using less water with AI data centers than in the past."  

What does that mean?  Didn't data centers rise with the advent of deep learning about 10 years ago, and hasn't generative AI only been around since about 2023?  So what is she talking about?

That means the locals know they use a lot of water and power, something that people in Arizona may kind of want to have in the future.

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