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On 1/23/2023 at 8:06 PM, tchookem said:
On 1/23/2023 at 7:44 PM, HenryJames said:
That’s a powerful fucking ad.

No shit. I just imagine my MAGA acquaintances watching that ad, then watching a doom and gloom GOP bullshit hate-fest ad and them thinking, "I need to vote Republican... that's the direction we need the country to take."

He has an accent, that's all they need to know to vote against him. Even "moderate" conservatives will vote against him. 

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3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He has an accent, that's all they need to know to vote against him. Even "moderate" conservatives will vote against him. 

Roo-Ben? Gal-eggo?

Hard pass! 

just change his name to Rodney Gallagher and bada bing you're in congress. just ask Kitara Ravache

On 1/25/2023 at 4:25 PM, HenryJames said:

 

Two thoughts

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And

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11 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Say, Post, what can you tell me there about that first gif. 

Lala Kent from Vanderpump Rules 

On 1/25/2023 at 2:52 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

Every one of those tweets makes me like Gallego better.

seriously, i may donate again. my introduction to him was his jan 6th tweet. 

Ruben is one of the few Democrats who seems to know what the GOP is today. What's wild is how many still don't, even after the GOP tried to have a mob kill them.  

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LOOK AT ME!

 

 

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9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I bet her pussy smells 

You mean like it has a nose?

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Of the purple states, AZ seems to have its shit together much more than the others. 

Wait, she’s running again? I thought I read some bs article quoting friends about how her job isn’t her identity and she’s always done her own thing- leading to the conclusion that she was done after her term. 

26 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Wait, she’s running again? I thought I read some bs article quoting friends about how her job isn’t her identity and she’s always done her own thing- leading to the conclusion that she was done after her term. 

She'll drop out when she realizes she's going to get trounced.

34 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

She'll drop out when she realizes she's going to get trounced.

She’s got to already know. Along with her staff

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4 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

 

 

Senator Gallego, going to be so nice.

Everytime this is bumped I'm hoping she's fundraising on OnlyFans.

Wishful thinking, but if she could be forced to resign in shame over this, Governor Hobbs could appoint Gallego to serve the rest of her term and give him a head start on his 24 campaign. 

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Got my first fundraising text from Ruben Gallego for Senate last night. 

On 2/23/2023 at 1:14 PM, 'stache said:

Everytime this is bumped I'm hoping she's fundraising on OnlyFans.

Well, maybe you're not using the right search words.  Try "MILF" "Boobs" "Whore+Attention"

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Well, maybe you're not using the right search words.  Try "MILF" "Boobs" "Whore+Attention"

Took your advice and 100% of the results were a dude banging his mom/stepmom. So gross. Not my proudest fap.

9 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Got my first fundraising text from Ruben Gallego for Senate last night. 

Buckle up. I donated $100 on the day he announced and now I get at least one text message every single day asking for an additional $100. 

^^ Taking a page from the Fetterman playbook.  It works.

*pleasedon'tstrokeoutpleasedon'tstrokeoutpleasedon'tstrokeoutpleasedon'tstrokeoutpleasedon'tstrokeoutpleasedon'tstrokeout*

 

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7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Did she inherit Melanie's old torpedo titties?

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9 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

She needs to take the think tank or lobbyist gig and make as much money as she can while she can.

9 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

She needs to take the think tank or lobbyist gig and make as much money as she can while she can.

LonelyFans 

10 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

She needs to take the think tank or lobbyist gig and make as much money as she can while she can.

Is she even useful any more? Obstructing Biden's first term has been all she was paid to do and that is coming to an end just like her political career.

Why would she bother going Indy?  She's going to get absolutely crushed.  Is it the GOP paying her to siphon votes from Gallego?

Why would she bother going Indy?  She's going to get absolutely crushed.  Is it the GOP paying her to siphon votes from Gallego?

Yes. That’s it. Full stop. She’s a paid operative. She’s a “dem” who followed the current GQP “talentless idiot hacks who get involved in politics as a grift” model. But then she realized that Dems and dem supporters aren’t nearly the marks that “conservatives” are, so she’s followed the money.
In the Shameless Whore Olympics, she’s a gold medalist.
9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

But then she realized that Dems and dem supporters aren’t nearly the marks that “conservatives” are, so she’s followed the money.

Not so sure about that.  How many hundreds of thousands of dollars have posters here reported donating to absolute lost causes over the years?

Not so sure about that.  How many hundreds of thousands of dollars have posters here reported donating to absolute lost causes over the years?

Point made, but they’re not grift causes. Campaign donations are shitty grift. Donations to the “Save America from Antifa PAC” (where 98% of every donation pays, umm, “admin expenses,” or donations to a “Legal Defense fund,” or buying trading cards or some shit - that’s where the money’s at.
Truly…I’m still contemplating exactly how I get in on parting those rubes from some of the money they get from their govt disability checks and whatnot. My conscience is no longer a barrier - they deserve everything they get.
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Point made, but they’re not grift causes. Campaign donations are shitty grift. Donations to the “Save America from Antifa PAC” (where 98% of every donation pays, umm, “admin expenses,” or donations to a “Legal Defense fund,” or buying trading cards or some shit - that’s where the money’s at.
Truly…I’m still contemplating exactly how I get in on parting those rubes from some of the money they get from their govt disability checks and whatnot. My conscience is no longer a barrier - they deserve everything they get.

The hard part is finding a way to get their money without actually advancing anything about the R “cause”. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why would she bother going Indy?  She's going to get absolutely crushed.  Is it the GOP paying her to siphon votes from Gallego?

Whoever bankrolled that move expects to be paid back in votes and campaign grift, er, “services performed”

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