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8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Good god, way to ruin Ted Lasso. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Good god, way to ruin Ted Lasso. 

Season 2 writers were way ahead of them there.

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The question, though, is who would be giving and who would be receiving.  

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

The question, though, is who would be giving and who would be receiving.  

Does a strap-on penetrate magic underwear? 

oh shit, Mitt thirsty. wonder how Mrs Romney feels about this exchange.

also, is that her fucking congressional office? jfc

also also, I didn't know Mrs Romney's first name, so I started to google her with hilarious results:
 

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Why the actual fuck are the walls and the cabinets and the trim ALL painted the same color???? And all in (looks like) a flat/eggshell finish???

She’s a disaster in every area.

That shit makes my teeth itch.

OMG the GIF is actually worse.



Rebecca Welton would NEVER play act that coy shoulder shrug move.

I need to quit reading this thread - she makes want to kick someone in their face.
4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

OMG the GIF is actually worse.
 

 


Rebecca Welton would NEVER play act that coy shoulder shrug move.

I need to quit reading this thread - she makes want to kick someone in their face.

 

start with one of those two. they're both at prime face-kicking height

How do you get what you want from a narcissist? Flatter them, make them the center of attention, tell them they are as amazing as they already think they are. Then make them think whatever it is is their idea. 

18 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

How do you get what you want from a narcissist? Flatter them, make them the center of attention, tell them they are as amazing as they already think they are. Then make them think whatever it is is their idea. 

PR hitting the bullseye.

Krysten is a seriously sick bitch, and she cannot be redeemed.

48 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Why the actual fuck are the walls and the cabinets and the trim ALL painted the same color???? And all in (looks like) a flat/eggshell finish???

She’s a disaster in every area.

That shit makes my teeth itch.

Plus the sofa at an angle so there's a triangle of wasted space behind it. OK maybe not wasted if she's dropping her toenail clippings back there.

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

PR hitting the bullseye.

Krysten is a seriously sick bitch, and she cannot be redeemed.

You mean a sitting US Senator who paints their office like a Barbie dream house might not be all there?

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

You mean a sitting US Senator who paints their office like a Barbie dream house might not be all there?

Barbie would be better because Barbie can accomplish anything.

I honestly have no fucking idea what's going on there but it creeps me the fuck out.

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I honestly have no fucking idea what's going on there but it creeps me the fuck out.

 

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On 10/22/2021 at 7:56 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

She’s way too ugly. 

Meh, probably still worth a hate fuck.

17 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Meh, probably still worth a hate fuck.

Just dig a little hole in the ground and fuck that. 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

"Wanna ride on top of my car?"

11 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

The person presiding over the US Senate is wearing a denim vest and checking text alerts.

 

'Murica! 

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

The question, though, is who would be giving and who would be receiving.  

The directors cut includes a pegging scene and a cameo of Ted Cruz sitting in whitey tighties crying in a corner.

 

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Is that some ill-advised Ted Lasso reference?

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is that some ill-advised Ted Lasso reference?

its from Who's the Boss with Tony Danza

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

its from Who's the Boss with Tony Danza

I remember that episode. I spanked it to Alyssa Milano afterwards. (calm down I was underage too at the time).

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Bitch is in a nightgown and sneakers on the senate floor.

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Bitch is in a nightgown and sneakers on the senate floor.
 

She dresses like she is just stopping by the Senate floor before she heads to her sorority for a mixer...every fucking day

5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Bitch is in a nightgown and sneakers on the senate floor.
 

It looks to me like she was able to undo her arms in that straight jacket she is wearing.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Bitch is in a nightgown and sneakers on the senate floor.
 

Yessir, Master.  What else would you like for us to do for you, Master?

 

 

 

 

 

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Support the troops!

 

The more I think about it, the problem with primarying this loon is she will absolutely run 3rd party and had this seat back to the Rs. 

2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

The more I think about it, the problem with primarying this loon is she will absolutely run 3rd party and had this seat back to the Rs. 

nah, I think she's intellectually lazy and will run the talk circuit and shit. she'd rather grift than serve. my bet is she doesn't go 3rd if primaried. she doesn't want to put in the work necessary to run 3rd party

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10 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

The more I think about it, the problem with primarying this loon is she will absolutely run 3rd party and had this seat back to the Rs. 

If she runs third party she's not going to be getting any Democratic votes.

If she runs 3rd party, she might be less valuable as a fox news contributor. 

On 11/11/2021 at 2:40 PM, wildcat09 said:

If she runs third party she's not going to be getting any Democratic votes.

Agree - she will need to become a Republican like Phil Graham. I sense that is her playbook at this point. She is spitting the R vote if she runs third party. 

Is it me or is anyone else completely offended by her ridiculous outfits that she wears everyday on the Senate floor? She has on a BRIGHT pink whatever the fuck on today. EVERYDAY she comes to the floor looking more ridiculous than the day before. And that's saying a lot with the denim jacket fiasco when she was preceding over the Senate a few weeks ago.

I’m not offended. She just looks like a goddamn fool. It’s embarrassing. 

On 11/16/2021 at 11:51 AM, WillUSAF said:

Is it me or is anyone else completely offended by her ridiculous outfits that she wears everyday on the Senate floor? She has on a BRIGHT pink whatever the fuck on today. EVERYDAY she comes to the floor looking more ridiculous than the day before. And that's saying a lot with the denim jacket fiasco when she was preceding over the Senate a few weeks ago.

 

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I’m not offended. She just looks like a goddamn fool. It’s embarrassing. 

 

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On 11/16/2021 at 11:51 AM, WillUSAF said:

Is it me or is anyone else completely offended by her ridiculous outfits that she wears everyday on the Senate floor? She has on a BRIGHT pink whatever the fuck on today. EVERYDAY she comes to the floor looking more ridiculous than the day before. And that's saying a lot with the denim jacket fiasco when she was preceding over the Senate a few weeks ago.

I mean, on this timeline, you have Senators and Congresspersons routinely saying "fuck the president" in public and maybe even on the floors of the Senate and House.

On 11/16/2021 at 12:51 PM, WillUSAF said:

Is it me or is anyone else completely offended by her ridiculous outfits that she wears everyday on the Senate floor? She has on a BRIGHT pink whatever the fuck on today. EVERYDAY she comes to the floor looking more ridiculous than the day before. And that's saying a lot with the denim jacket fiasco when she was preceding over the Senate a few weeks ago.

 

She's a horrible senator to my brain and heart, but my dick thinks she's pretty bangable.

On 11/16/2021 at 11:51 AM, WillUSAF said:

Is it me or is anyone else completely offended by her ridiculous outfits that she wears everyday on the Senate floor? She has on a BRIGHT pink whatever the fuck on today. EVERYDAY she comes to the floor looking more ridiculous than the day before. And that's saying a lot with the denim jacket fiasco when she was preceding over the Senate a few weeks ago.

It makes me so mad I could just rip those clothes right off of her. 

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