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40 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

She's a horrible senator to my brain and heart, but my dick thinks she's pretty bangable.

 

35 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It makes me so mad I could just rip those clothes right off of her. 

Careful what you wish for...

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Is it me or is anyone else completely offended by her ridiculous outfits that she wears everyday on the Senate floor? She has on a BRIGHT pink whatever the fuck on today. EVERYDAY she comes to the floor looking more ridiculous than the day before. And that's saying a lot with the denim jacket fiasco when she was preceding over the Senate a few weeks ago.

Y’all get strapped in because I’m going on my biweekly “THIS BITCH HERE” rant.

Women should be able to wear what they want and not feel the need to do Powersuit Businessman Cosplay to be accepted in a professional setting.

But there are fucking exceptions - and the floor of the gotdamn Senate is one of those exceptions.

And, even if she were still the craven corporate duck sucking ditch pig she is, and she dressed “appropriately”, I’d still really, really dislike her.

But the fact that she is a craven corporate duck sucking ditch pig whose greatest desire is attention, camera time, and “breaking the internet” makes me DESPISE her.

Her actions demean all of us women.

Fuck her tacky wigs, fuck her cheap H&M wardrobe, fuck her Catholic schoolgirl getup, fuck her Hot Topic “Dangerous Creature” tshirt, and fuck her tacky “Fuck Off” ring.

Seriously. FUCK HER.
1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:


Y’all get strapped in because I’m going on my biweekly “THIS BITCH HERE” rant.

Women should be able to wear what they want and not feel the need to do Powersuit Businessman Cosplay to be accepted in a professional setting.

But there are fucking exceptions - and the floor of the gotdamn Senate is one of those exceptions.

And, even if she were still the craven corporate duck sucking ditch pig she is, and she dressed “appropriately”, I’d still really, really dislike her.

But the fact that she is a craven corporate duck sucking ditch pig whose greatest desire is attention, camera time, and “breaking the internet” makes me DESPISE her.

Her actions demean all of us women.

Fuck her tacky wigs, fuck her cheap H&M wardrobe, fuck her Catholic schoolgirl getup, fuck her Hot Topic “Dangerous Creature” tshirt, and fuck her tacky “Fuck Off” ring.

Seriously. FUCK HER.

You seem super stable 

1 minute ago, Bama Chick said:


Y’all get strapped in because I’m going on my biweekly “THIS BITCH HERE” rant.

Women should be able to wear what they want and not feel the need to do Powersuit Businessman Cosplay to be accepted in a professional setting.

But there are fucking exceptions - and the floor of the gotdamn Senate is one of those exceptions.

And, even if she were still the craven corporate duck sucking ditch pig she is, and she dressed “appropriately”, I’d still really, really dislike her.

But the fact that she is a craven corporate duck sucking ditch pig whose greatest desire is attention, camera time, and “breaking the internet” makes me DESPISE her.

Her actions demean all of us women.

Fuck her tacky wigs, fuck her cheap H&M wardrobe, fuck her Catholic schoolgirl getup, fuck her Hot Topic “Dangerous Creature” tshirt, and fuck her tacky “Fuck Off” ring.

Seriously. FUCK HER.

This is my point

Dibs on Craven corporate duck sucking ditch pig for new band name.

5 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


Y’all get strapped in because I’m going on my biweekly “THIS BITCH HERE” rant.

Me whenever BC gets on her rant...

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:


Y’all get strapped in because I’m going on my biweekly “THIS BITCH HERE” rant.

Women should be able to wear what they want and not feel the need to do Powersuit Businessman Cosplay to be accepted in a professional setting.

But there are fucking exceptions - and the floor of the gotdamn Senate is one of those exceptions.

And, even if she were still the craven corporate duck sucking ditch pig she is, and she dressed “appropriately”, I’d still really, really dislike her.

But the fact that she is a craven corporate duck sucking ditch pig whose greatest desire is attention, camera time, and “breaking the internet” makes me DESPISE her.

Her actions demean all of us women.

Fuck her tacky wigs, fuck her cheap H&M wardrobe, fuck her Catholic schoolgirl getup, fuck her Hot Topic “Dangerous Creature” tshirt, and fuck her tacky “Fuck Off” ring.

Seriously. FUCK HER.

Let me add.  I am all for women in power being fashion forward.  But she dresses like her clothes come from Forever 21 or Hot Topic.  She makes 200k a year as a Senator.  She should fucking dress like it.

 

25 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Let me add.  I am all for women in power being fashion forward.  But she dresses like her clothes come from Forever 21 or Hot Topic.  She makes 200k a year as a Senator.  She should fucking dress like it.

 


agacci lol 

46 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

fashion forward

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Let me add.  I am all for women in power being fashion forward.  But she dresses like her clothes come from Forever 21 or Hot Topic.  She makes 200k a year as a Senator.  She should fucking dress like it.
 

Because she wants attention - she’s said a bunch of times she loves “breaking the internet”.

And she thinks stunts are the best way to do that because she’s as shallow as they come.

Badass Katie Porter breaks the internet all the damn time with affordable professional attire, a Honda minivan, and a white board.

But she’s smart, soooooo……..

Ole Kyrsten ain’t getting the attention she craves dressed in a navy suit.

Seriously, Nancy Pelosi gets a lot of well deserved - and much underserved - shit but she’s the perfect example of a powerful woman walking the fine line of professional AND fashionable. AND SHE IS DAMN 70 or 80 something years old!

Like, Joe Manchin is getting his ego required attention and he’s not wearing sombreros and MC Hammer pants.

Again, I hate her the most because it’s already shitty how much the looks and presentation of women in power matter and she makes it so much harder for the rest of us.

I’m just tired.
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40 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Let me add.  I am all for women in power being fashion forward.  But she dresses like her clothes come from Forever 21 or Hot Topic.  She makes 200k a year as a Senator.  She should fucking dress like it.

 

She's pure Florida

10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Badass Katie Porter breaks the internet all the damn time with affordable professional attire, a Honda minivan, and a white board.

Porter is a fantastic Representative. She understands and performs the job well. We need more Katie Porters in government. She understands numbers - which makes her dangerous to those making money off of creating corporate subsidies (i.e., welfare for corporations). And she knows who the idiots are . . . 

 

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40 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

sombreros and MC Hammer pants.

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On 11/20/2021 at 1:26 PM, Bama Chick said:

JOE MANCHIN IS THE UT PIMP

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Sadly no. Because the UT Pimp is dead. 

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Sadly no. Because the UT Pimp is dead. 

But not forgotten!

11 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Sadly no. Because the UT Pimp is dead. 

 

6 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

But not forgotten!

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5 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

 

She can Maverick and #Girlboss her way through the unemployment line in 2024.

I'd have to strongly consider any senator, republican or democrat, that regularly paired a sombrero with MC Hammer britches. Most of them are clowns anyway, might as well dress the part. 

There must be something seriously wrong with you if you think she’s remotely attractive. 

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I predict you will be unemployed Kyrsten

1 hour ago, mantis toboggan said:

For most on this board, you really only need a vagina and be under 200. 

 

Lbs or years?

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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

There must be something seriously wrong with you if you think she’s remotely attractive. 

Holy shit this. Same for Boobert. Gross.

Kristi Noem OTOH -- yes, please (he says sheepishly).

Thought this was a no judgement zone. I feel shame

13 hours ago, babysdaddy said:

 

Please listen carefully because our menu options have changed.  The bad girl pictured above has been taking too much money from the fossil fuel lobby.  She:

A. really needs a spanking

B. kinda looks like a guy

C. Bullneck is pretty fucking hammered on Friday night at this point.

 

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2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Sinema continues her grift:

I love the fake sad tone.  

She needs to be prosecuted. 

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Yes, the issue is division, and not the GOP turning into a fascist theocracy trying to destroy Democracy

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That is the most cowardly speech I have ever heard. 

Biden should give a speech every other night that specifically calls her out by name. 

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Bye Kyrsten

Do we have money in the wreath fund for Gallego for Senate 2024?

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

Sinema continues her grift:

I love the fake sad tone.  

Fuck that bitch

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The days before "campaign contributions" rolled in

 

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11 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I like Maverick Senators from Arizona.

Actually you prefer crooks. 

John McCain had buildups on his lint roller with more integrity than her.

lol, just got this email from Fetterman campaign.  Subject: That speech was BS. 

Love that guy.

 

John Fetterman

Biff,

Just moments ago on the Senate floor, Senator Kyrsten Sinema gave a speech doubling down on her support for the filibuster. 🙄

Let me be very clear. Sinema’s stunt effectively kills Democrats' chances at passing urgent voting rights legislation.

Now more than ever, Democrats need to vote like Democrats. Protecting the right to vote > the filibuster.

This is my promise to you. Send me to the U.S. Senate, and you will *never* have to wonder whether I’ll put the filibuster before critical legislation like the John Lewis Voting Rights Act or the Women's Health Protection Act.

3 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Sinema continues her grift:

I love the fake sad tone.  

I’m so sick of her hypocritical ass. If you’re enabling the racists who are opposed to protecting voter rights, you’re just like them. 

2 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

Anyone else remember when mad twitter pledged $1 million to whoever ran against Susan Collins?  I'm sure they raised more than $1 million during their two or three year fund raising effort.  Wonder what happened with the excess funds?  Probably the same is going to happen with money raised in this grift.

23 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I’m so sick of her hypocritical ass. If you’re enabling the racists who are opposed to protecting voter rights, you’re just like them. 

She might as well move to DFW, become a realtor and attack the capitol. She’s just like them. 

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