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16 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Is the mattress in the back still moist? Asking for a friend. 

No but the springs are broken

3 hours ago, Paper_jam said:

Does it have a killer mural airbrushed on the side, like this?

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It has a teardrop window because it has killed someone. 

On 5/4/2018 at 7:11 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

It has a teardrop window because it has killed someone. 

Nestande owned that van? 

 

I want to trade you screen legend anthony quinn’s undershirt.  he took it off to do sit-ups in the park and I nabbed it. 

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22 minutes ago, futureman said:

I want to trade you screen legend anthony quinn’s undershirt.  he took it off to do sit-ups in the park and I nabbed it. 

That's disgusting.

Tell you what: tomorrow I’ll have your money PLUS: an autographed picture of Gavin McLeod.

On 5/6/2018 at 11:03 PM, Kel Varnsen said:

I THINK HE SAID SON OF SAM!

I have a car once owned by Jon Voight.  

  • 3 weeks later...

Is it a '62 Econoline van? I've always wanted to live way high up in the mountains in a '62 Econoline van.

On 5/25/2018 at 6:20 PM, Bullneck said:

I have a car once owned by Jon Voight.  

The dentist?  I used to know that guy.

15 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

The dentist?  I used to know that guy.

That was Whatley.  He converted to Judaism.  

Two dudes in my neighborhood growing up had custom vans. 

One had a mural of a Valkyrie (wings and barely covered tits and all) about to be sacrificed over a rock by a dude with a sword in a loincloth.

The other had a mural of the comic strip character B.C. riding one of those stone wheels.

The B.C. van was much cooler inside.  And it got rocked a lot more.

I miss 1981.

Nice captain's chairs, huh?

On 6/13/2018 at 1:40 PM, WBT said:

Nice captain's chairs, huh?

The B.C. van was baller before baller was a thing. It had captain's chairs in front, and full shag carpet going 8" up the sides in the back with a futon-like sofa/bed thing, a built-in cooler, dimmable lights, and a TV.  It also had cassette and 8-Track.  IIRC, Valkyrie had carpet and captain's chairs but that's it.

 

On 6/14/2018 at 5:25 PM, Liquor and Poker said:

The B.C. van was baller before baller was a thing. It had captain's chairs in front, and full shag carpet going 8" up the sides in the back with a futon-like sofa/bed thing, a built-in cooler, dimmable lights, and a TV.  It also had cassette and 8-Track.  IIRC, Valkyrie had carpet and captain's chairs but that's it.

 

But did it have mini blinds?

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