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Whoever has been wanting to see Caston Peter is about to get their wish. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I like the little nugget about the players getting the shell they feed smokey for a home run. 

That’s awesome 

8 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

ACU 3B should trade that glove for a fork ...

Man I felt bad for that dude.. 3 bad plays that inning 

Texas wins, 18-0.

 

Edit: or not

Edited by Horny Bull

This whole "ACU did us a favor by getting rid of Shaka" bullshit line doesn't cut it for me. They embarrassed UT on a national stage. We're not done with them yet. 

10 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Man I felt bad for that dude.. 3 bad plays that inning 

You’re correct ... he would have stabbed himself with a fork. 

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

You’re correct ... he would have stabbed himself with a fork. 

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  • Like when that ugly chick in the church youth group finally gave you a bj but you couldn't brag about it to your friends
3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Damn, wish we had a run rule for this

Fuck that. Let’s get our young and bench guys as many reps as possible 

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

This whole "ACU did us a favor by getting rid of Shaka" bullshit line doesn't cut it for me. They embarrassed UT on a national stage. We're not done with them yet. 

Oh don’t worry. We’ll fucking destroy them tomorrow and Sunday. We’re gonna out score these fuckers something like 45-3 this weekend  

This is what our basketball team should have done, amiright?

11 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Had to find the authority:

6.5.5 10-Run Rule. NCAA Rule 5-7-b-4 relative to the stoppage of play by a run-rule will be utilized in Big 12 play. By Conference rule, however, in Big 12 Conference play, the mercy-rule (10-run lead after the seventh inning) will be enforced only for doubleheaders, the last playing opportunity of a series and the non-championship games of the Big 12 Championship. For non-conference games, this rule will apply only by mutual consent prior to the start of the contest.

https://cbua.arbitersports.com/Groups/103681/Library/files/2018 Big 12 BSB Administrative Manual Final.pdf

Ah, I was looking at NCAA, not Big 12.

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Still 5 short of matching the number of turnovers by the basketball team against ACU

 

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4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Still 5 short of matching the number of turnovers by the basketball team against ACU

 

[ragey emoji ]

Basketball got to 52 vs acu. We are at 18 after one game. Can the baseball team beat 52 for the series?  Well I think it’s already been proven that they CAN, but will they?

Edited by Pato del Muerto

34 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Basketball got to 52 vs acu. We are at 18 after one game. Can the baseball team beat 52 for the series?  Well I think it’s already been proven that they CAN, but will they?

That would be amazing 

I fully expect acu to come in pissed today. We have awakened the monster I fear.

 

lol jk they fucking blow. 

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16 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Going deep into the bench tonight.

That's what she said. 

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

That's what she South Austin's mom said. 

 

Just now, zlavydra said:

1-0 Christians Christers after 2.

FifMollyIvins.

I've never been to Abilene. I'm sure I'm missing a lot.

This Saturday guy has mowed down the lineup so far.

1-0 ACU after 3

Feels like we're tilting at windmills against Cevantes

We look like a team just going through the motions expecting the game to be an easy win.  Happens a lot after a blowout win against the same team the day before.

You don't expect to make hard contact against Genner Fucking Cevantes. You just hope one or two guys can put the bat on the ball.

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