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Shaka is the king of weird games.  Remember when we had 23 TOs, allowed ACU to shoot 27 more shots than us, blocked 9 shots, +12 from BTA and lost by 1?

 

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our three starting senior guards combined for 18 turnovers that night and shaka did nothing. zero adjustments, zero benchings, just kept watching them throw the ball away every other time down the court.

greg brown, our second leading rebounder and taller than ACU’s starting center, played six minutes, went 1-1 (a three) and then was benched by shaka for personal reasons and never returned to the game.

jericho sims went 3-3 in the opening 90 seconds, played 30 more minutes and never took another shot against the ACU team that had less size than most dallas area 6A high schools. shaka just sat and watched as sims, who may as well have been shaq vs those ACU players, was ignored the entire rest of the night while our guards shot 10-29 from the field. 

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shaka smart is an abject moron whose entire career is built on talking a great game to the right people. to be a supporter of one of his teams is to be driven mad. rodney terry’s offense has objectively sucked at times this year, and that is frustrating. but there is nothing that RT’s teams do that comes close to reaching the levels of drive-you-mad ineptitude which inevitably define every important shaka smart loss, and even many of his team’s wins.

btw how is that roster 19-8??? that’s a damn talented, not to mention deep college roster. especially for a coach who knows how to play an aggressive, uptempo, pressing style. it’s unbelievable.

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same team. ^^^

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looking at that box score, how many teams in the entire country had four athletes even close to the level of 

•jericho sims

•jaxson hayes

•greg brown

•royce hamm

i don’t even need to remind y’all of the first three, but people forget about royce hamm:

 

 

 

this idiot shaka makes his name off of employing a high pressure, uptempo style that’s built for athletes who aren’t the greatest shooters, he assembles what’s essentially the dream team of athletes who don’t shoot well, and he’s like, “yeah let’s run an nba style offense and have all these jokers stand around shooting threes.” 

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Yikes.... wtf are they smokin up in Omaha? 

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Um, what the fuck? Is that some kind of weird meme?  I kinda want Shaka to win now.

55 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Yikes.... wtf are they smokin up in Omaha? 

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creighton about to seal up the win vs shaka and his boys. hopefully they do in fact make it out of there alive. 

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11-36 from deep and shaka smart’s team loses. you don’t say!

those tweets are weird as fuck.  they should get some visits.

I lol'ed when i flipped to the game and the first stat i saw was 3P shooting. With just under 13 minutes left - Creighton 7/18, Marquette 9/27.

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Yikes.... wtf are they smokin up in Omaha? 

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Karen got triggered ... news at 11.

Typical February Shaka 

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Yikes.... wtf are they smokin up in Omaha? 

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We could have warned you, Karen. 

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Villanova 7/8 from three

Shaka 0/6

On 2/21/2025 at 9:26 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

So it appears that Marquette has lost 4 straight basketball games?  Can that be correct?

#16 Marquette Golden Eagles
20-7  11-5 Conf. 3rd in Big East

@ Seton Hall W 76-59
vs Villanova W 87-74
@ Butler W 78-69

vs #25 UConn L 77-69
@ #12 St John's L 70-64
@ Creighton L 77-67

vs DePaul W 68-58
vs Seton Hall W 80-56

@ Villanova L 81-66

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37.4% of marquette's points come from threes. marquette shoots less than 33% from deep and is 226th nationally in 3p%. marquette is 259th in terms of scoring from 2-pt fg and 333rd in the country in points from the ft line. and yet every few days i find myself on twitter arguing with their fans who are still full on 100% stan mode for this idiot, every single one of them saying, “he only failed at Texas because you guys made him recruit five stars and your program sucks!” okie silly dilly dokie o. have fun in the tourney!

marquette hasn’t beaten a good team since january 3rd.

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to this point the marquette fans are still all-in, just slizzard off the shaka smart kool-aid, swearing up and son that he’s an elite coach and that UT was to blame for his failures here. wonder how much longer so go before the fog clears and they start to catch on. 

Don't miss that fuck and never will.

They got out to an early lead - got severely outplayed - then cut it to 5 late then got blown the fuck out. 

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Clinging to a 20% 3 pt percentage. 6/29.

He's like Joe Mazzulla's retarded cousin. 

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaah

 

fuck that clown

A good friend’s son went to Marquette and he thought they were getting a great coach. He was so fired up.  Bawawaaaaaa. 

14 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

A good friend’s son went to Marquette and he thought they were getting a great coach. He was so fired up.  Bawawaaaaaa. 

Surely you told him about the ACU loss?

On 2/26/2025 at 12:11 AM, Derka said:

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37.4% of marquette's points come from threes. marquette shoots less than 33% from deep and is 226th nationally in 3p%. marquette is 259th in terms of scoring from 2-pt fg and 333rd in the country in points from the ft line. and yet every few days i find myself on twitter arguing with their fans who are still full on 100% stan mode for this idiot, every single one of them saying, “he only failed at Texas because you guys made him recruit five stars and your program sucks!” okie silly dilly dokie o. have fun in the tourney!

lololol:

 

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these three go from elite 8 hopefuls to title contenders if they hit their threes. but alas…

I was listening to yesterday's CBS Eye on College Basketball podcast, and they talked about Shaka. It was a positive conversation, but they brought up a stat I guess I'd forgotten about - VCU's 3 pt shooting during their FF run. They made something like 54 threes in the tournament which was a record at the time. During the regular season, they had one game with 10+ made threes. In the tournament, they had FOUR. In the game against Kansas, they shot 48%. Kansas shot 9%.

Really puts into perspective what a massive fucking fluke that was.

44 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Really puts into perspective what a massive fucking fluke that was.

Only 2 out 112 teams have gone First Four to Final Four. That's just blind chance. 

marquette is hilariously hapless. they have no idea what to do. just brings a smile to my face.

I’m at the point that I am somewhat gruntled that UT exited early with RT rather than Shaka.

Shaka just shaka'd. He as regular to me as the morning locomotive that are yesterday's black bean burritos.

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