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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#3003
4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Lol why am I not surprised that Bama has by far the most fans on facebook. 

only the olds are on facebook.

#3005
5 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

only the olds are on facebook.

Exactly, when I think corona denying Karens spouting nonsense on Facebook I think roll tide.

#3006
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Perhaps we have backed off Winfield after seeing Chance Jackson run out and ups?

Fat Chance

#3008
44 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

We need to think outside the box to holistically establish best practices to collaboratively orchestrate client-centric models.

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#3009
1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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For Texas to exceed the combined followings of Penn State, Florida State and Auburn is pretty outrageous. For that matter, so is beating Ohio State and Oregon combined. 

#3010
56 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

poor aggys

Well... if the list reflected weirdo aggies interacting with UT social media, they'd probably be top-5 for sure.

#3011
Just now, TommyGufano said:

Well... if the list reflected weirdo aggies interacting with UT social media, they'd probably be top-5 for sure.

Agreed, I wonder if they and OU realize that all of their trolling of our social media posts only helps us...

#3017
6 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

Video still looks faster than aggys TE commit Garza

#3021
23 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

He's no Reno Hightower, but he could be a good QB2 for this class....

When he was a prick, Reno Hightower was the best damn quarterback in Kern County

#3025
1 hour ago, Foosters said:

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Roy?

Katfid would not like delivering pizza to this guy.  Bad tipper.  

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#3027

Hey Kamari lukewarm-ers - check the edit he got

What the fuck is that Maserati in FSU's graphic? Feels like a white Italian sports car is much more of a Miami move.

Edited by texifornia

#3028
Hey Kamari lukewarm-ers - check the edit he got
What the fuck is that Maserati in FSU's graphic? Feels like a white Italian sports car is much more of a Miami move.

Compared to Memphis, Tallahassee is Miami
#3029
1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Hey Kamari lukewarm-ers - check the edit he got

 

I like Kamari's mindset

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I don’t do this for my self I do it for my family‼️💉 #5🌟LIFESTYLE <a href="https://t.co/jpNuWoJm6v">pic.twitter.com/jpNuWoJm6v</a></p>&mdash; Kamari wilson (@Kamariwilson1) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kamariwilson1/status/1298411801147781121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 26, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

EDIT: wtf am I doing wrong now? Why can't I just embed from Twitter?

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#3031

We should be able to land a top 10 national recruit from Del Valle. It doesn’t look like we will right now, but come on, it’s fucking Del Valle. It’s like 15 min to the stadium. Get your shit together Herman. 

#3033
26 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

I like Kamari's mindset

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I don’t do this for my self I do it for my family‼️💉 #5🌟LIFESTYLE <a href="https://t.co/jpNuWoJm6v">pic.twitter.com/jpNuWoJm6v</a></p>&mdash; Kamari wilson (@Kamariwilson1) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kamariwilson1/status/1298411801147781121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 26, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

EDIT: wtf am I doing wrong now? Why can't I just embed from Twitter?

bruh i an wheezing & crackling @ this @MuellerHorn post

#3034
37 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

I like Kamari's mindset

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I don’t do this for my self I do it for my family‼️💉 #5🌟LIFESTYLE <a href="https://t.co/jpNuWoJm6v">pic.twitter.com/jpNuWoJm6v</a></p>&mdash; Kamari wilson (@Kamariwilson1) <a href="https://twitter.com/Kamariwilson1/status/1298411801147781121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 26, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

EDIT: wtf am I doing wrong now? Why can't I just embed from Twitter?

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works 

#3037
42 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

We should be able to land a top 10 national recruit from Del Valle. It doesn’t look like we will right now, but come on, it’s fucking Del Valle. It’s like 15 min to the stadium. Get your shit together Herman. 

I was going to counterpoint this with some examples of our bad losses over the years from the Austin area, but it's not as bad as I remembered. Garrett Wilson is the only one in recent years that really hurts. Elijah Higgins I guess, but he wasn't as highly regarded. JK Dobbins hurt too but at least you can't literally see downtown Austin from La Grange.

#3039
14 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Wilson doesn’t count because Lake Travis is not Austin and fuck them. Higgins doesn’t count because Stanford. 

 

This blend of Hank and Futureman is truly terrifying.  

Black hole meets antimatter.  

The survival of the Surl is in the balance.

Carl Sagan alone can save us.

Edited by Getafix
Black as in barbeque. Not Blank as in Planck.

#3042

Jarred Kerr picked up aggy, Florida and Notre Dame. Did he do some Stowers-style camp or something, that kid went from pretty much just Baylor to everyone in two days.

Edited by texifornia

#3045
On 8/31/2020 at 6:30 PM, texifornia said:

Given his brother getting sterling culture fit/work ethic reviews, and Landon being superficially better in high school, I can't imagine them saying no.

oh hey

 

#3046
7 hours ago, tokamak said:

I was going to counterpoint this with some examples of our bad losses over the years from the Austin area, but it's not as bad as I remembered. Garrett Wilson is the only one in recent years that really hurts. Elijah Higgins I guess, but he wasn't as highly regarded. JK Dobbins hurt too but at least you can't literally see downtown Austin from La Grange.

Did you just say Higgins wasnt highly regarded? Too 100 players aren’t highly regarded to you? 

#3047
7 hours ago, golfclap said:

Orlando gonna be pissed. 

Please. That morherfucker isn’t going to know Jack shit, it’s recruiting. 

#3048
10 hours ago, Getafix said:

This blend of Hank and Futureman is truly terrifying.  Black hole meets antimatter.  The survival of the Surl is in the balance.

Carl Sagan alone can save us.

Or maybe Neil...

 

Edited by LTtxfan

#3050

Remember that time Garret Fuckface Wilson trashed Texas on his way to a school that probably won’t play football this year. I member. 

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