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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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#23201
1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

So I think the 9.95er board on Cam currently looks like:

Harris - Texas CB confidence 7 (OU guy likely following his lead)

Super K - not Texas

Wiltfong - Oregon or UT, not a strong position either way

Such - Thinks Texas but not real confident

Roach - no f'n clue

IT - ??? Can't remember their latest position

Fong put in a pick for Williams to Texas yesterday afternoon 

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#23202
11 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So have we finally come to the realization that out $9.95 crew don’t know shit anymore with Herm to feed them? It is like Sarks guys don’t really talk to or trust the guys covering UT for the pay sites…

That’s not my impression at all-I think Gerry has an insider on the Texas coaching staff, at a minimum.  
 

Bellmont overall is a leaky sieve of gossip so there are plenty of admin to get nuggets from even for a Chip Brown.  

#23205
12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz Wiltfong is going to put in an Oregon pick two hours before Williams announces and a meltdown will follow.

Will only indicate that Neto has given the staff a commitment, imo

#23207

The Oregon 247 board doesn't have any talk about Williams.  Wiltfong had an OL recruiting nugget, but was probably the crystal ball pick he put in for the OL I mentioned on here earlier.

#23210

Williams is picking Texas. People are hedging because they don’t have sources or are playing along with his wishes. Trust me on this one. 

#23211
Just now, FreeHorn said:

Williams is picking Texas. People are hedging because they don’t have sources or are playing along with his wishes. Trust me on this one. 

What's the collateral here. Putting a McRib on the line?

#23212
Just now, FreeHorn said:

Williams is picking Texas. People are hedging because they don’t have sources or are playing along with his wishes. Trust me on this one. 

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#23213
2 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

Williams is picking Texas. People are hedging because they don’t have sources or are playing along with his wishes. Trust me on this one. 

I'd start thinking of a new surly handle now in case he doesn't pick Texas

#23214
1 minute ago, Machinator said:

What's the collateral here. Putting a McRib on the line?

Same as always when someone new makes a definitive statement I guess. Deliver the goods or fatwa.

#23215
5 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

Williams is picking Texas. People are hedging because they don’t have sources or are playing along with his wishes. Trust me on this one. 

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#23216
5 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

Williams is picking Texas. People are hedging because they don’t have sources or are playing along with his wishes. Trust me on this one. 

I like your confidence.  If you're wrong, we'll just beat you with those brakes that we're not using....

  • closetojumping changed the title to Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Cam Williams Day!
#23218

Pretty sure there are folks out there doing this right now about CTJ changing the thread title

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Spoiler

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(about the title)

 

#23221
23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

What's the collateral here. Putting a McRib on the line?

I’d gladly bet a Large Number one from your favorite fast food restaurant 

#23222
22 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Same as always when someone new makes a definitive statement I guess. Deliver the goods or fatwa.

I might not post that much but I’m not that new. I just post when I have a real connection to the subject. 

#23225

Why is it difficult for $9.95ers to be correct on these decisions?  

It's this easy-- 

1) Zoom call with recruit

2) Ask said recruit what color the blinds are in their home

3) Profit.

#23226
1 minute ago, FreeHorn said:

I’d gladly bet a Large Number one from your favorite fast food restaurant 

Shake on it, and if you're wrong...

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#23227
2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Shake on it, and if you're wrong...

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Deal. You and the machine be ready for my meal at 6:10pm. 

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#23230
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Notice the thread title didn’t say “Happy Cam Williams Day.” I think you people can draw the appropriate conclusions. 

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#23232
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Notice the thread title didn’t say “Happy Cam Williams Day.” I think you people can draw the appropriate conclusions. 

Why would it, the only thing that would make CTJ happy is smoking everyone in the Surly Games 10m X 10m sprint

#23233
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Notice the thread title didn’t say “Happy Cam Williams Day.” I think you people can draw the appropriate conclusions. 

@closetojumping missed a golden opportunity to use an interrobang

 

#23236
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I interrobanged your mom last night.

Come on, now.

The correct use of an interrobang would be, "You interrobanged my mom last night?!"

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#23238
6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Notice the thread title didn’t say “Happy Cam Williams Day.” I think you people can draw the appropriate conclusions. 

 

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Why would it, the only thing that would make CTJ happy is smoking everyone in the Surly Games 10m X 10m sprint

Guys, of course I'm happy. Happy is one of my middle names. Clayton Happy Humble Teddy Jenkins. CHHTJ. "FreeHorn" just landed on this thread like a nuclear bomb and set us straight. If we can't trust a guy with 35 posts and a penchant for fast food dinners served during senior citizen discount hours, who can we?

Also, I can't wait for my edit tomorrow. 

#23240
1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

I would argue that the exclamation mark makes it a happy thread title. If it was bad news, surely it would have an elipses, right?

*ellipsis...

#23242
5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Guys, of course I'm happy. Happy is one of my middle names. Clayton Happy Humble Teddy Jenkins. CHHTJ. "FreeHorn" just landed on this thread like a nuclear bomb and set us straight. If we can't trust a guy with 35 posts and a penchant for fast food dinners served during senior citizen discount hours, who can we?

Also, I can't wait for my edit tomorrow. 

At least mention that they are 35 quality post if you’re going to mention my post history. 
 

And we won’t be allowing any Big Mac or McRib slander on Cam Williams Day. 

#23244
4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I would argue that the exclamation mark makes it a happy thread title. If it was bad news, surely it would have an elipses, right?

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#23246
1 minute ago, FreeHorn said:

At least mention that they are 35 quality post if you’re going to mention my post history. 
 

And we won’t be allowing any Big Mac or McRib slander on Cam Williams Day. 

Ah, a McRib reference in the recruiting thread. I haven't seen that since Urban Meyer was being courted. Good times, good times.

#23247
31 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

I’d gladly bet a Large Number one from your favorite fast food restaurant 

We’ll soon find out if your information is a Large Number two.

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#23249
4 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

At least mention that they are 35 quality post if you’re going to mention my post history. 
 

And we won’t be allowing any Big Mac or McRib slander on Cam Williams Day. 

Christ. How on earth would I know if they're quality posts or not, sir? For all I know, you've been espousing the virtues of Communism to anyone who passes by on some self-started thread in the Cloak Room. You could be on the Football Board opining that Texas needs to run more Wing T. You could be one of the hacks showing up during a game thread on the baseball board whining about how UT's hitting sucks because they aren't scoring a run every inning. 

So, I don't know, I think the entire sum and substance of your posting history should be judged by the rest of us on your Cam Williams prophecy. Hopefully everybody here is with me.

#23250
15 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I would argue that the exclamation mark makes it a happy thread title. If it was bad news, surely it would have an elipses, right?

 

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