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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#23303
2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz at this point it wouldn't be surprising to see Brown pick Baylor and Anderson/Banks go to aggy.

You stop that right now, ya hear

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#23304

Holy shit guys, we have fucked this up ourselves over the past 48 hours. We need to get our heads out of our asses and do our jobs.

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#23308

Oregon 247 poster

"Yeah over on scoopduck it’s sounding like we’re getting Cam."

Scoopduck. 

 

#23309
1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Holy shit guys, we have fucked this up ourselves over the past 48 hours. We need to get our heads out of our asses and do our jobs.

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I appreciate your focusness

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#23311
9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Too bad Texas doesn’t have any bag men. 

If Texas does have bag men, they're handing out candy. Cheap individually wrapped yoyo party favors/kazoos.

#23315
4 minutes ago, Fud said:

Oregon 247 poster

"Yeah over on scoopduck it’s sounding like we’re getting Cam."

Scoopduck. 

 

Well, crap. We need a bigger bag.

 

On to White Boy Friday...

 

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#23316
12 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

No need to wait. I’ll be here at 6:05 with my info and ready to take my stoning if the pick is Oregon. 

I think you need to get back out there and get your ears back to the streets 

#23319

First, let me reiterate that you’re all a bunch of fucking pussies. 
 

But since a fair chunk of you aren’t football board stupid, allow me to soothe your melt with the usual trite bullshit equivocation. 
 

“he’s a high 3 star, they grow on trees”

”next man up.”

”we only want guys who want to be horns”

plus everything said about Brooks yesterday for good measure. 
 

 

#23320

So we backed off Sexton in order to make room for a guy who is not choosing us? Did I get that right? I hope the Sexton train has not already left the station. 

#23322
7 minutes ago, Fud said:

Oregon 247 poster

"Yeah over on scoopduck it’s sounding like we’re getting Cam."

Scoopduck. 

 

I would have gone with DuckScoop personally, real missed opportunity. It makes more sense and there are some real photoshop opportunities: 

Buy Duck Soup - Microsoft Store

#23324
Just now, Newy25 said:

So we backed off Sexton in order to make room for a guy who is not choosing us? Did I get that right? I hope the Sexton train has not already left the station. 

Maybe? Check back at 6:05.

Unless he announces on Eugene time.

#23326
Just now, UncleSonny said:

I would have gone with DuckScoop personally, real missed opportunity. It makes more sense and there are some real photoshop opportunities: 

Buy Duck Soup - Microsoft Store

This is the very last place on earth I would expect to find a duck soup reference. Well done, sir

#23329
2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

This is the very last place on earth I would expect to find a duck soup reference. Well done, sir

The last place? Ahead of texags or tiger droppings? 

#23334

Someone on Twitter said Hawkins tweeted “Oregon is the move”

another person said they saw Cam’s mom at Dick’s in Cedar Hill picking out Oregon stuff

#23336
5 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Someone on Twitter said Hawkins tweeted “Oregon is the move”

another person said they saw Cam’s mom at Dick’s in Cedar Hill picking out Oregon stuff

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#23337
14 minutes ago, Fug said:

He’s not good enough for Texas, I bet we passed on him

"Afraid to compete", lets not forget "Afraid to compete"

#23338
5 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Where is that fucking monkey when you need it? 

There's always money in the banana stand.  Maybe we should get CDC to raise capital for some banana stands...

#23341
2 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

"Afraid to compete", lets not forget "Afraid to compete"

He didn't want to play in the August-September Texas heat

#23343
Just now, Thiefery said:

He didn't want to play in the August-September Texas heat

My understanding is that Oregon is currently an A/C-less hellscape

#23346
Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Roach says he's not even ready to put in a pick for Hutson yet.

I mean.... it's Roach. If everyone else is gunshy, he's hiding in the corner in a puddle of urine.

#23348
2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Roach says he's not even ready to put in a pick for Hutson yet.

He still hasn't decided if he should put one in for Colt McCoy. 

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