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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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#23401
8 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Why did you let them coerce you into posting this prior to the announcement? Why possibly ruin the kids moment to appease a bunch of pussy ass bitches on a message board?

I don’t think this ruined any kids moment no one hear is running to Twitter to report anything that we heard on surly 

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    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#23402
Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Yes. My faith in layabout interns indifferent to football and their attention to detail on social media is rock solid. It’s happening guys. 

Bless up.

#23403
4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The main UT football account just retweeted this it's all happening guys

 

I get the sentiment but how do you compete with Crystal Ball jumping on the phone with Phil Knight.  “Hey man, we want this guy.”   
 

Knight gets on the phone with said recruit and says “Hey guy, you ever heard of Nike?…….”

#23404
12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Texas staff has had a zoom call with Williams within the last 30 mins. If that isn’t already reported … there is that

and then followed up: 

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He didn’t say yes or no, apparently

Fun day

#23405
1 minute ago, TBD said:

Knight gets on the phone with said recruit and says “Hey guy, you ever heard of Nike?…….”

Appropriate response would be something along the lines of I have no intention of moving to China.

#23406
5 minutes ago, TBD said:

I get the sentiment but how do you compete with Crystal Ball jumping on the phone with Phil Knight.  “Hey man, we want this guy.”   
 

Knight gets on the phone with said recruit and says “Hey guy, you ever heard of Nike?…….”

Knight is about making money and he’s not just going to hand out endorsements to every three star. 

#23409
5 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Knight is about making money and he’s not just going to hand out endorsements to every three star. 

Ha, ok. He poured money into the oregon football program at a loss for years now. Yes he fucking will. And if Michael Dell won’t he can get all the way fucked and stay fucked until judgement day or Texas-19 stops being obtuse. Too close to call, imo. 

#23411
21 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Why did you let them coerce you into posting this prior to the announcement? Why possibly ruin the kids moment to appease a bunch of pussy ass bitches on a message board?

I can promise you Cam or his people ain’t on Surly. 
 

There are people who make a living in making predictions. 9.99er rush and drop CB’s right before announcements. 
 

His moment ain’t ruined. 

#23412
5 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Knight is about making money and he’s not just going to hand out endorsements to every three star. 

lulz Knight is worth $50+ billion. He could give $100K to every 3* recruit in the country  and never notice it. 

#23413
2 minutes ago, FreeHorn said:

I can promise you Cam or his people ain’t on Surly. 
 

There are people who make a living in making predictions. 9.99er rush and drop CB’s right before announcements. 
 

His moment ain’t ruined. 

Just ours. AMIRITE GUYS!?!?

#23414
5 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Knight is about making money and he’s not just going to hand out endorsements to every three 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ha, ok. He poured money into the oregon football program at a loss for years now. Yes he fucking will. And if Michael Dell won’t he can get all the way fucked and stay fucked until judgement day or Texas-19 stops being obtuse. Too close to call, imo. 

I wouldn’t think any company worth a shit would throw endorsements out unless it would also benefit them unless they were also friends of the program. 

#23420
Just now, Machinator said:

Gerry seems to be implying this is a recruitment that goes until NSD, so even if he commits, don't get too excited.

Counterpoint: Fuck Gerry telling me how to feel about this recruitment.

#23421
Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Cam williams is the single most important recruit. The keystone that holes all this together 

That’s South Austin’s mom, sir…and how dare you? She’s a nice lady.

#23423
3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Gerry seems to be implying this is a recruitment that goes until NSD, so even if he commits, don't get too excited.

 

 

 

That’s what a loser says, imo. 

#23424
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Are you suggesting Knight isn’t a friend of the program and Dell shouldn’t be?

Oh God no. I'm just saying our moment hasn't been ruined yet. Not till 6p. Technically...

#23425
3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Gerry seems to be implying this is a recruitment that goes until NSD, so even if he commits, don't get too excited.

 

 

 

I mean, if it's this close and he has five months to flip flop, that is just logical.

#23427
6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Are you suggesting Knight isn’t a friend of the program and Dell shouldn’t be?

No, just saying most companies would be looking how it benefited them unless they were friends…then they might be fine with the loss if it ultimately benefited the program.  

#23432

Last time trending CBs were going our way, he ended at Oregon.  Maybe the reverse this time.  

#23435
1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

Kate has no ass or thighs. She’s not thick enough to sway this decision. She’s built like me in 5th grade.

Stanley you crush your wife during sex.

#23436
1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

Kate has no ass or thighs. She’s not thick enough to sway this decision. She’s built like me in 5th grade.

 

you know how I know you're gay?

#23438
1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

Kate has no ass or thighs. She’s not thick enough to sway this decision. She’s built like me in 5th grade.

Gonna need a lot of these with statements like that…

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#23441

Refresh. Refresh. Refresh….fuck y’all.  Your doing the same thing.  Also happy Bobby Bonilla day!

#23444
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

You’ve inadvertently bringing back our failed nacho sprint competition of 2015. Brilliant idea, never fully executed. It’s a sprint while both participants have to hold and eat a basket of nachos. 

We do a "tiny" beer run where you drink an 8oz beer every tenth of mile for a mile. Evacuate the beer and you are out.  Absolutely brutal.  

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#23448
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

You’ve inadvertently bringing back our failed nacho sprint competition of 2015. Brilliant idea, never fully executed. It’s a sprint while both participants have to hold and eat a basket of nachos. 

 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Also I’d win 

You sneaky motherfucker, just trying to sneak this in? The last 100 yard sprints we did, you weren’t within 10 yards of me at the finish. 

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