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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#24008
2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Suchomel saying it’s not looking good for Texas 

Spoiler

4:30ish

Still weirdly silent from my sources.

Did hear from one source who isn't affiliated with any of the schools involved. He's hearing more A&M chatter.

 

4:45ish

Mini-update ... connected with a source. The moving up of the commitment date caught some people off-guard, which the source said is never a good sign. I get the sense that confidence in Austin isn't extremely high but they're still fighting in this one.

 

#24010
1 minute ago, Bodacious Bevo said:
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4:30ish

Still weirdly silent from my sources.

Did hear from one source who isn't affiliated with any of the schools involved. He's hearing more A&M chatter.

 

4:45ish

Mini-update ... connected with a source. The moving up of the commitment date caught some people off-guard, which the source said is never a good sign. I get the sense that confidence in Austin isn't extremely high but they're still fighting in this one.

 

have a feeling his sources are current recruits..  OB really does suck

#24014
2 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

We have to have some of the most useless 9.95ers in the country.

Some are worse than useless, they actively fight against our program’s success like fuck chip brown 

#24017

Jumbo in Africa pissing in Texas pool as the premier sec team in Texas just getting whomever he wants even from Africa blouses 

#24018
Just now, Tex-19 said:

Wonder how those pricks at IT are gonna dig themselves out of this one

Someone should set up an account in their name just so we can neg them into oblivion.

#24019
1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Wonder how those pricks at IT are gonna dig themselves out of this one

They won't, they'll say Banks changed his mind, the staff didn't close, and move on like nothing happened.

#24020
2 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Wonder how those pricks at IT are gonna dig themselves out of this one

Could’ve just paid me yesterday instead when I got negged into oblivion for saying that Banks wasn’t going to end up in Austin…

#24021
Just now, MiddleTex said:

Could’ve just paid me yesterday instead when I got negged into oblivion for saying that Banks wasn’t going to end up in Austin…

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#24022
4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jumbo in Africa pissing in Texas pool as the premier sec team in Texas just getting whomever he wants even from Africa blouses 

Look man, I get that you have the satya gene that means Texas fans being sad gets you hard, but this is excessive.

Edited by texifornia

#24023
Just now, texifornia said:

Look man, I get that Texas fans being sad gets you hard, but this is excessive.

I know your sarcasm sucks.  But if you work hard you’ll get better 

#24027
3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Scott Hutson's recent twitter follows are significantly more encouraging.

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As are Mike Robertson's

 

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Yeah I still feel confident on these. 

That said, very discouraging day/week with this Banks news. He was my #1 priority in this class tbh

#24028
Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I know your sarcasm sucks.  But if you work hard you’ll get better 

Or, and hold on a sec because this is wild, you're a consistently pessimistic and unfunny poster who always shows up for bad news, and your "sarcasm" reads like your normal posts.

#24029
14 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:
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4:30ish

Still weirdly silent from my sources.

Did hear from one source who isn't affiliated with any of the schools involved. He's hearing more A&M chatter.

 

4:45ish

Mini-update ... connected with a source. The moving up of the commitment date caught some people off-guard, which the source said is never a good sign. I get the sense that confidence in Austin isn't extremely high but they're still fighting in this one.

 

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#24031
1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Or, and hold on a sec because this is wild, you're a consistently pessimistic and unfunny poster who always shows up for bad news, and your "sarcasm" reads like your normal posts.

I’m sorry if you have me confused for someone else. But the fact that you’re taking this to heart is concerning. It’s a fucking message board. Take a step back and get some sunshine and get off my dick 

#24032

Didn't Sark have a #1 class at USC even while they were under sanctions (from previous coaches)? WTF is going on right now? 

#24035
Just now, longhornmatt said:

Wait, so Gerry just responded to reports that it’s down to Oregon and aggy by saying, “Don’t worry guys … my source says it won’t be aggy!”  

Sounds great for [s]Texas[/s] Oregon!

Yeah bold move too. Now he's double wrong when he picks Aggy

#24040
6 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

Bob Esponja Fire GIF
 

can we make this the thread title

What the duck does that say?

 

Edited by Daichee Bell
Fuck a duck. I’m leaving the typo

#24041
5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I’m sorry if you have me confused for someone else. But the fact that you’re taking this to heart is concerning. It’s a fucking message board. Take a step back and get some sunshine and get off my dick 

Cut tex some slack, he just wants to be sure there's plenty of room on this thread for him to slander Taylor Searels' recruiting efforts and/or Hayes Fawcett's edits the next time his menstrual cycle begins

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WTF is going on right now

We got a relatively surprising commitment from a badass 4 star RB on Monday.

We missed on a stud 5 star DB who was always a long shot to come here.

We missed on two 3 star linemen Wednesday, one (OL) we got in on late but apparently made a decent run, and one (DL) a Florida guy who most of us had never heard of two days prior.

We haven’t heard from the white boys yet today. They could both commit. 

No one knows what Banks will do Sunday, so handwringing over that is premature.

#24043
1 minute ago, Tom Herman Apologist said:

Cut tex some slack, he just wants to be sure there's plenty of room on this thread for him to slander Taylor Searels' recruiting efforts and/or Hayes Fawcett's edits the next time his menstrual cycle begins

Shitting on a board regular with (checks rep) -71 rep.

who cares paul rudd GIF

 

#24046

It appears I will need to get white boy wasted ASAP and maintain it through Monday night.  Couple dozen Smirnoff ices and 2 variety pack claws ought to do the trick. Maybe an emergency bottle of rosé. 

#24049
Just now, Vito Andolini said:

We got a relatively surprising commitment from a badass 4 star RB on Monday.

We missed on a stud 5 star DB who was always a long shot to come here.

We missed on two 3 star linemen Wednesday, one (OL) we got in on late but apparently made a decent run, and one (DL) a Florida guy who most of us had never heard of two days prior.

We haven’t heard from the white boys yet today. They could both commit. 

No one knows what Banks will do Sunday, so handwringing over that is premature.

This is the correct, level-headed take, except that Banks is trending worse than you say and that's a huge miss. Staff is also showing real deficiencies with the overconfidence in him and Cam Williams

#24050

Supposedly Robertson and Hutson both announcing at 7. Feels like a coordinated double announcement for the good guys imo.

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