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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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#28351
10 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

or it may be cash/checks over credit cards.

Or maybe like "Blank Check" over Ivan Reitman's "Stripes"

Hard to say.

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  • closetojumping
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#28352
22 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

The only way you fix a problem is by first admitting there is a problem.  I don't want to be the Michigan of the South. 

Do you and Bruh Man go to the same creative writing class?

#28354

I don’t know shit about NIL but if kids can get cash going forward from shie companies NIKE is definitely the way to go. Nike could give every kid on every Nike school roster a $1000 and they would have most if not all that money back in a week because those kids would all go buy 5 pairs of Nike shoes.  

#28356
2 hours ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

I think this means Nike over Adidas.  It might mean something, or it might mean nothing.

It’s a reference to Travis Scott’s song “Sicko Mode” basically saying sign with us “Texas” since we’re with Nike and A&M is with Adidas

 

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#28357
9 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

It’s a reference to Travis Scott’s song “Sicko Mode” basically saying sign with us “Texas” since we’re with Nike and A&M is with Adidas

 

Nice first post!  I think, I’m over 50 so I’ll need a translation for your translation. 

#28358
You all keep talking about the wrong stuff. Inside Texas, closetojumping, and several others have reported Texas is way behind on NIL. 
It's all about dropping bags and Texas doesn't seem like they are doing it. 

Well those are two different things. But we’re behind on both so I guess it’s a difference without a distinction
#28359
15 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:


Well those are two different things. But we’re behind on both so I guess it’s a difference without a distinction

Its the same thing, we naively thought legitimate NIL would replace dropping bags but its simply legitimized and intensified it.

#28361
3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Kerry is announcing Wednesday, per Biggins

The climate dude?

#28363
1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

When was the last time someone on this site predicted correctly that we were getting a top recruit?


Nobody knows shit at this point.

Saturday

#28367
47 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Nice first post!  I think, I’m over 50 so I’ll need a translation for your translation. 

Guilty.

#28370
3 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

If it’s Hayes, it’s probably over

Why any DB recruit would believe anything else after they give you the Heisman to hold I’ll never know. The Thorpe is a genuinely obtainable goal to strive toward for Anderson. The Heisman simply isn’t.

#28371
CTJ’s last words on the subject are my only hope
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Looks like he’s got a job at IT to fall back on if the professional tailgate 40 yard dash thing doesn’t work out
#28372
1 hour ago, JohnnyTapia said:

It’s a reference to Travis Scott’s song “Sicko Mode” basically saying sign with us “Texas” since we’re with Nike and A&M is with Adidas

 

Johnny Tapia. Haven’t heard that name since I lived in Albuquerque in the 90s

#28373
1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Why any DB recruit would believe anything else after they give you the Heisman to hold I’ll never know. The Thorpe is a genuinely obtainable goal to strive toward for Anderson. The Heisman simply isn’t.

They hand that Manziel Heisman to every recruit that walk through the door. It’s quite pathetic how much they milk it. 
 

#28374
3 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Why any DB recruit would believe anything else after they give you the Heisman to hold I’ll never know. The Thorpe is a genuinely obtainable goal to strive toward for Anderson. The Heisman simply isn’t.

This is some powerful recruit pic pedantry. At least people know the Heisman on sight.

#28375

Lol we’re about to lose a recruit that gave us a silent commit to a coach that’s been in fucking Africa that last month.  Elite recruiters my ass… 

#28377

A kid like Bryce going to A&M is gross. They have no DB pedigree whatsoever.  Not to mention they’re losers based in college station. That’s just unnatural.

#28379

Welp no need to cry over spilled milk….Hopefully Bryce commits to us but if not let’s not harp. Move on and get the next and develop him into a 5star 

#28381
4 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Welp no need to cry over spilled milk….Hopefully Bryce commits to us but if not let’s not harp. Move on and get the next and develop him into a 5star 

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#28382
42 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Johnny Tapia. Haven’t heard that name since I lived in Albuquerque in the 90s

I haven’t heard that name since the last time I watched Bad Boys 2. 

#28383

Help me understand where we are on DL recruiting.  At Edge we have Derrick Brown.  At DL we have Ross and Swanson.  We just got a crystal ball for Aaron Bryant.  How many spots are left for Finkley, Bledsoe, Abor,  and Wiggins?  

#28384
46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

This is some powerful recruit pic pedantry. At least people know the Heisman on sight.

Yeah, that graphic has been everywhere lately, and it drives me crazy. I bit my tongue as long as I could, but apparently the 1200th time was the charm.

#28385
30 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

A kid like Bryce going to A&M is gross. They have no DB pedigree whatsoever.  Not to mention they’re losers based in college station. That’s just unnatural.

You should probably tweet this to him just to be safe 

#28386
5 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Help me understand where we are on DL recruiting.  At Edge we have Derrick Brown.  At DL we have Ross and Swanson.  We just got a crystal ball for Aaron Bryant.  How many spots are left for Finkley, Bledsoe, Abor,  and Wiggins?  

Lol…we ain’t getting anyone that good.

#28389
34 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

“Look recruits, we’re following the rules!!!11!1”
 

And people are in here talking about Brandon Harris. I’m sure he needs to be replaced, but our problems are a lot bigger than him.

#28390
“Look recruits, we’re following the rules!!!11!1”


At least it doesnt say "schedule an appointment to talk to Plonsky" anywhere
#28393
18 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Help me understand where we are on DL recruiting.  At Edge we have Derrick Brown.  At DL we have Ross and Swanson.  We just got a crystal ball for Aaron Bryant.  How many spots are left for Finkley, Bledsoe, Abor,  and Wiggins?  

I’d not even mention Abor. Maybe Wiggins. 
 

Finkley, Bledsoe, and Bryant are all takes. 

#28395
52 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

“Look recruits, we’re following the rules!!!11!1”
 

JFC the incompetence is just absolutely astounding.   This image is going to be Exhibit A for every fucking school recruiting against us.   Insanity.

#28396
55 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

“Look recruits, we’re following the rules!!!11!1”
 

That might be one of the grossest check mark posts I’ve ever seen. 
 

edit: double wordz

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#28399
A kid like Bryce going to A&M is gross. They have no DB pedigree whatsoever.  Not to mention they’re losers based in college station. That’s just unnatural.

In the last week they lost a guy to fucking Baylor. That should not happen.
#28400
7 minutes ago, Da Fino said:


In the last week they lost a guy to fucking Baylor. That should not happen.

Patton fucked up.  His coaches are probably saying "wtf" unless they are dumbasses too.  Enjoy that Baylor ride.  We haven't lost diddly squat  if the dude is that stupid.  

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