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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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#30801
Just now, Ricky Butler said:

Context doesn't matter, but fine: "Hey Everyone, Fonger here. Today is opposite day and Texas leads for Skinner!" 

 

Happy?

If it’s Opposite Day then that’s not really wiltfong. 

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#30803
3 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

Context doesn't matter, but fine: "Hey Everyone, Fonger here. Today is opposite day and Texas leads for Skinner!" 

 

Happy?

IDK context did matter here because Wiltfong verbally saying he hates his FSU crystal ball followed by Texas is trending with Miami in the mix is quite the impressive context.

#30804
1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

IDK context did matter here because Wiltfong verbally saying he hates his FSU crystal ball followed by Texas is trending with Miami in the mix is quite the impressive context.

I was being a smartass. This is great news. Our staff is pushing on elite national prospects.

#30805

Aggy thinks they are getting all of those 5* DL.  They've even said Bryant, Bledsoe, and Tapp didn't have committable offers.  But hey, they took 3* Scarlett.

#30806

When Skinner visited in the summer was it an OV?  His 247 page says it was, but I thought he was just in for one day?  Maybe I'm wrong.

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#30807
51 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Wiltfong says Texas trending for Skinner.

Burnt Ends, mother fucker. 

#30808
1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Oh I love that and everything it implies.

Maybe they know something about SEC start date?

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#30809
1 hour ago, Sabalo said:

Wiltfong says Texas trending for Skinner.

I may or may not have (but definitely did) tell the TEs directly to let Skinner know about the program yesterday…Thanks Thank You GIF by BET Awards

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#30813

20 5-star TEs on the roster, all making $500k/year from surly donations

Entirely new offense invented to accommodate.

Coaches (virgin, losers, crying): "Please, Surly Posters, help us get quarterbacks and linebackers!"

Posters (alpha, powerful, erect): "lol burnt ends"

#30814

Who gets what? RGBIII gets pole assassin and immamac gets the monkey?

Edited by Bevo14

#30815
33 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

20 5-star TEs on the roster, all making $500k/year from surly donations

Entirely new offense invented to accommodate.

Coaches (virgin, losers, crying): "Please, Surly Posters, help us get quarterbacks and linebackers!"

I will whisper "No": MemeTemplatesOfficial

#30818
3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

I may or may not have (but definitely did) tell the TEs directly to let Skinner know about the program yesterday…Thanks Thank You GIF by BET Awards

Seeing as we’re basically doing his job for him, can we get Banks and pole assassin to join the site too? Maybe even get the monkey to make an appearance at a Surly tailgate?
 

A photo of @immamac eating a McRib with a monkey on his shoulder and his arm around pole assassin might break the internet. 

#30819
2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Seeing as we’re basically doing his job for him, can we get Banks and pole assassin to join the site too? Maybe even get the monkey to make an appearance at a Surly tailgate?
 

A photo of @immamac eating a McRib with a monkey on his shoulder and his arm around pole assassin might break the internet. 

I said in the NIL thread that we need immamac to deliver their first stack in McRib boxes.  But if we could get the monkey involved that would be next level.

#30820
On 9/2/2021 at 2:06 AM, Lonestar88 said:

At some point we’re going to have to stop pissing ourselves every time the possibility of a handler pops up.

Once a man resorts to wearing diapers and pissing himself again, he becomes quite comfortable with it.

Edited by Coelenterate Fuccboi

#30821
33 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

A photo of @immamac eating a McRib with a monkey on his shoulder and his arm around pole assassin might break the internet. 

you think so?

#30822
I may or may not have (but definitely did) tell the TEs directly to let Skinner know about the program yesterday…200.gif

Stop saying the quiet part out loud
#30823
I said in the NIL thread that we need immamac to deliver their first stack in McRib boxes.  But if we could get the monkey involved that would be next level.

McRib boxes?!? Psshh. That’s rookie shit. Need something bigger
#30824
13 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:


McRib boxes?!? Psshh. That’s rookie shit. Need something bigger

No shit, everyone knows the handoff happens with Whataburger bags 

#30825
29 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:


Stop saying the quiet part out loud

You can lawyer me out of everything. Zero concern

#30827
Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Jordan Hudson has something like 180 yards and 3 TDs receiving with 5 mins still left in the 2nd qtr.

kid’s a G5 recruit. we are looking for SEC talent. 

#30828
8 minutes ago, futureman said:

kid’s a G5 recruit. we are looking for SEC talent. 

I think he'd be an upgrade over, say, Kai Money.

#30829

when we start offering custom-fitted, precisely-tailored Chinese knockoff jerseys to these kids AND their families?

 

It's OVER for these SEC hoes

#30832
4 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I said in the NIL thread that we need immamac to deliver their first stack in McRib boxes.  But if we could get the monkey involved that would be next level.

Just have the monkey deliver the McRib boxes. 

Edited by HateYouAndMyself

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#30834
3 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I think he'd be an upgrade over, say, Kai Money.

Why do posters keep taking a cheap shot at this kid. Complain about the kids that can't get him off the field.

#30840
Spoiler

As you know, Bo Davis and company have been in hot pursuit of 2022 4-star DL Justice Finkley (Trussville, AL). Finkley took an official visit to Texas this past summer and since that time has narrowed his list to a top three which includes Alabama, Texas and Colorado.

Alabama is obviously his in-state program and I’m told that Colorado’s inclusion is due to Finkley having family ties in Colorado.

The word I’m hearing from sources down in Alabama is that Finkley is eying a possible commitment sometime in the next couple of weeks. I’m told that if he does make the commitment, it will likely be to Texas.

As such, I am marking Finkley down as trending to Texas.

However, let me offer a bit of caution here. While I am told Alabama likes Finkley, keep in mind Finkley is a bit undersized (albeit very athletic) for an Alabama DE and it may very well be that though Alabama is recruiting Finkley, it’s possible guys like Abor have the first shot.

Bo Davis has done a masterful job and his efforts are coming to fruition. From the beginning, Bo knew that Finkley would be a tough pull away from Alabama but as I was told, he banked on the fact that Alabama may not be able to go all in the way he was willing to.

My guess is that while Alabama really likes Finkley, if Finkley senses even the slightest hesitation from Bama and given how much he likes Texas and sees Texas filling up fast, that might explain his impetus for considering a commitment sooner rather than later.

 

SIAP…

#30841
7 minutes ago, Okcool said:
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As you know, Bo Davis and company have been in hot pursuit of 2022 4-star DL Justice Finkley (Trussville, AL). Finkley took an official visit to Texas this past summer and since that time has narrowed his list to a top three which includes Alabama, Texas and Colorado.

Alabama is obviously his in-state program and I’m told that Colorado’s inclusion is due to Finkley having family ties in Colorado.

The word I’m hearing from sources down in Alabama is that Finkley is eying a possible commitment sometime in the next couple of weeks. I’m told that if he does make the commitment, it will likely be to Texas.

As such, I am marking Finkley down as trending to Texas.

However, let me offer a bit of caution here. While I am told Alabama likes Finkley, keep in mind Finkley is a bit undersized (albeit very athletic) for an Alabama DE and it may very well be that though Alabama is recruiting Finkley, it’s possible guys like Abor have the first shot.

Bo Davis has done a masterful job and his efforts are coming to fruition. From the beginning, Bo knew that Finkley would be a tough pull away from Alabama but as I was told, he banked on the fact that Alabama may not be able to go all in the way he was willing to.

My guess is that while Alabama really likes Finkley, if Finkley senses even the slightest hesitation from Bama and given how much he likes Texas and sees Texas filling up fast, that might explain his impetus for considering a commitment sooner rather than later.

 

SIAP…

Landing Finkley would be awesome, and you’d have to feel good about our odds of holding on to at least 1 of him and Tapp. If we hold on to both plus Bryant, and Bledsoe doesn’t have any clearinghouse issues, this will be one of the deepest, best DL classes we’ve landed in a long, long time. 
 

Based on On3 rankings it would include guys ranked 55, 69, 152, 157, 190, 193 in the country. 

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#30842
2 hours ago, Teryor said:

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would be great if we announced we are playing in SEC next year before national signing day. Give us another leg up. 

#30843
18 minutes ago, Okcool said:
  Hide contents

As you know, Bo Davis and company have been in hot pursuit of 2022 4-star DL Justice Finkley (Trussville, AL). Finkley took an official visit to Texas this past summer and since that time has narrowed his list to a top three which includes Alabama, Texas and Colorado.

Alabama is obviously his in-state program and I’m told that Colorado’s inclusion is due to Finkley having family ties in Colorado.

The word I’m hearing from sources down in Alabama is that Finkley is eying a possible commitment sometime in the next couple of weeks. I’m told that if he does make the commitment, it will likely be to Texas.

As such, I am marking Finkley down as trending to Texas.

However, let me offer a bit of caution here. While I am told Alabama likes Finkley, keep in mind Finkley is a bit undersized (albeit very athletic) for an Alabama DE and it may very well be that though Alabama is recruiting Finkley, it’s possible guys like Abor have the first shot.

Bo Davis has done a masterful job and his efforts are coming to fruition. From the beginning, Bo knew that Finkley would be a tough pull away from Alabama but as I was told, he banked on the fact that Alabama may not be able to go all in the way he was willing to.

My guess is that while Alabama really likes Finkley, if Finkley senses even the slightest hesitation from Bama and given how much he likes Texas and sees Texas filling up fast, that might explain his impetus for considering a commitment sooner rather than later.

 

SIAP…

who wrote this?

11 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Landing Finkley would be awesome, and you’d have to feel good about our odds of holding on to at least 1 of him and Tapp. If we hold on to both plus Bryant, and Bledsoe doesn’t have any clearinghouse issues, this will be one of the deepest, best DL classes we’ve landed in a long, long time. 
 

Based on On3 rankings it would include guys ranked 55, 69, 152, 157, 190, 193 in the country. 

weather reporter fail GIF

#30844
22 minutes ago, GTNY said:

would be great if we announced we are playing in SEC next year before national signing day. Give us another leg up. 

It's not just a leg up. It's critical if we want a shot at guys like Stewart and Perkins. 

#30845
37 minutes ago, Okcool said:
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As you know, Bo Davis and company have been in hot pursuit of 2022 4-star DL Justice Finkley (Trussville, AL). Finkley took an official visit to Texas this past summer and since that time has narrowed his list to a top three which includes Alabama, Texas and Colorado.

Alabama is obviously his in-state program and I’m told that Colorado’s inclusion is due to Finkley having family ties in Colorado.

The word I’m hearing from sources down in Alabama is that Finkley is eying a possible commitment sometime in the next couple of weeks. I’m told that if he does make the commitment, it will likely be to Texas.

As such, I am marking Finkley down as trending to Texas.

However, let me offer a bit of caution here. While I am told Alabama likes Finkley, keep in mind Finkley is a bit undersized (albeit very athletic) for an Alabama DE and it may very well be that though Alabama is recruiting Finkley, it’s possible guys like Abor have the first shot.

Bo Davis has done a masterful job and his efforts are coming to fruition. From the beginning, Bo knew that Finkley would be a tough pull away from Alabama but as I was told, he banked on the fact that Alabama may not be able to go all in the way he was willing to.

My guess is that while Alabama really likes Finkley, if Finkley senses even the slightest hesitation from Bama and given how much he likes Texas and sees Texas filling up fast, that might explain his impetus for considering a commitment sooner rather than later.

 

SIAP…

Who wrote that

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#30847
45 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

who wrote this?

 

27 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Who wrote that

 

Hint (my guess):

 

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#30848

Gotta like how they build in excuses for the bamas of the world if a recruit chooses another school. Of course the staff is gonna tell anyone who will listen, this

#30849
39 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

who wrote this?

weather reporter fail GIF

Tropical storm John.  
 

Inner Beavis coming out

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