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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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#31751
2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Huh.  Did things cool down from Texas side or did LTG decide he'd rather stay at ASU regardless of outcome of investigation?

 

And has Jacoby Matthews shown any interest in Texas aside from immediately after his decommit? 

Yea we will make a run at Matthews and Kendrick Law. 

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#31753
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

I'm vexed. On one hand these 9.95 dudes have their sources. On the other hand, it sure the fuck isn't coming from the staff as evidenced by Justice giving the staff the commitment two weeks ago and the 9.95 crowd was still playing the guessing game up to a few hours before the hat game.

So that begs the question, how does Gerry know who the staff is still recruiting? I guess he's talking to the recruits?

To be fair, Inside Texas fucking knew. They put up full articles on him immediately, including those about how the recruiting unfolded. Could they have had those articles pre-written without knowing if he'd commit or not? I guess. But they were pretty detailed and IT is big on not blowing up a recruit's reveal like GEORF KERTCHUM

#31756
22 minutes ago, Viper said:

wait, you don't know who this guy is?

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Everyone knows that is Jim the Vampire!

#31759
23 minutes ago, Viper said:

wait, you don't know who this guy is?

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Always a dead give away for the Russian sleeper agents.
 

Your cover is blown, Ivan!

#31760
1 minute ago, Fud said:

Sounds like the committed player Patton. Meh. 

Talk around that area is that's how he's looked so far this season on the field.

#31761
4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Talk around that area is that's how he's looked so far this season on the field.

Yeah, but he's not Anderson or Banks 

Edit: can't read 

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#31762
1 minute ago, Fud said:

Yeah, but he's not Anderson or Banks 

He's saying Patton is underwhelming as a name and has looked underwhelming.

#31764
3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'd personally like to see CTJ and Sydney double fist that stupid son of a bitch.

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#31765
32 minutes ago, Viper said:

wait, you don't know who this guy is?

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By this time, who seriously doesn't know who Owen Wilson is?

#31768

Patton as a replacement for the injured Johnson on the surface isn’t bad.

 

Can a doctor in here tell us if that torn hip labrum is a tough injury to come back from and be 100% the same player?

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#31770
1 hour ago, Harvdog said:

If the Brocks portal I will be forced to change the tag line from “Fuck the Brocks” to “The Brocks Fuck”

What if they spurn the portal?  

#31771
1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

That's Javier Bardem and you'll not convince me otherwise

No he plays the useless character in the new trilogy.

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#31775
12 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

That's Javier Bardem and you'll not convince me otherwise

Sure thing, Friendo.

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#31776
16 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I guess Patton would hypothetically be the Johnson replacement?

Your mom was Patton my Johnson so this hits close to home. 

#31779
1 hour ago, THUJONE said:

To be fair, Inside Texas fucking knew. They put up full articles on him immediately, including those about how the recruiting unfolded. Could they have had those articles pre-written without knowing if he'd commit or not? I guess. But they were pretty detailed and IT is big on not blowing up a recruit's reveal like GEORF KERTCHUM

If I was a $9.95 - you would be dumb as fuck not to have those articles ready to drop after Brandon Harris is posting the Doctor emoji. 

#31780
1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

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1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

That's the dude from Star Trek... wearing a cloak.

 

55 minutes ago, NoName said:

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This is his father, right?

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#31784
10 minutes ago, deech said:

If I was a $9.95 - you would be dumb as fuck not to have those articles ready to drop after Brandon Harris is posting the Doctor emoji. 

Yeah but to have those quotes and everything literally minutes after a kid committed in a different state. 

#31791
3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Looks like they deleted it.  Did they have a picture of Justice in the tweet or something?

Replied to justice. Probably against some NCAA rule that the official medical school Twitter replied to a recruit. 

#31793
4 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

Alignment. It's only going to get better. 

Exactly. This is just the start. We'll corner the market on 4-star DL prospects who aspire to become neurosurgeons. 

#31794
1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Exactly. This is just the start. We'll corner the market on 4-star DL prospects who aspire to become neurosurgeons. 

To be fair we already cornered the market on 4-star TE's who aspire to be neurosurgeons - we've expanded that to the DL.

#31796
11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Replied to justice. Probably against some NCAA rule that the official medical school Twitter replied to a recruit. 

I don't think the university can communicate with him until he's enrolled or something. I forgot the official language.

#31797
1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

I don't think the university can communicate with him until he's enrolled or something. I forgot the official language.

I think coaches can like and retweet recruits accounts but they're not allowed to reply to them.  Though they can DM.  The rules are fucking stupid.

#31798
To be fair we already cornered the market on 4-star TE's who aspire to be neurosurgeons - we've expanded that to the DL.

Who was the DB that said he wanted to be a “brain doctor”? I think he went to aggy.
#31799
41 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

I hope all of you die in a fucking grease fire.

that’s a death wish. negged and reported. enjoy being banned. 

#31800
11 minutes ago, nycHorn said:


Who was the DB that said he wanted to be a “brain doctor”? I think he went to aggy.

Sounds about right. Between Justice Finkley and Hayden Conner, Texas is the school aggy envies as the epicenter of rocket surgery. 

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