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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#35056
2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

You think a position coach at SMU makes a 7 figure salary? 

Pfft, nurses make 7 figs.

#35059
6 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

if Saban beats Kirby and gets another NC trophy it will be his last and he won’t be there when Skinner plays his first game.  

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#35063
Just now, 6th Street said:

Hard to fault him for picking Bama. Guaranteed national championship and good shot at being drafted high. 

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#35067
39 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Jaleel Skinner is hesitating, therefore Burnt Ends invitation is withdrawn!

yah, fuck that front-running motherfucker.

#35069
1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Hard to fault him for picking Bama. Guaranteed national championship and good shot at being drafted high. 

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#35071

Who wants a national championship when you can get $150 a month delivered to you in a Whataburger bag by a guy who looks like he just escaped from a mental institution? 

#35073
I dont know man, living in the Park Cities, nice 7 figure salary.  No pressure, the team is winning and the HC seems like he is staying put for awhile.  With the portal game in full force, winning 9-10 games seems legit easy for SMU right now.  Compare a cushion 5-7 year job at a million per vs the pressure cooker of Austin for 20% ? more, with as much uncertainty we have had the last 10 years.   May be harder than we think to pull him away.  Its going to take 10 win seasons, beating teams we should etc. to build confidence imo
Wait, who is making 5-7 mil as a postion coach...or coordinator?
#35074

Samples isn’t going anywhere. He bought Jerry Jones’ mansion on turtle creek and makes 37 million dollars a year. No one at SMU even knows he works there so he doesn’t bother showing up to work. 

#35075
Just now, Hank Scorpio said:

Samples isn’t going anywhere. He bought Jerry Jones’ mansion on turtle creek and makes 37 million dollars a year. No one at SMU even knows he works there so he doesn’t bother showing up to work. 

That sounds fair…

#35076
Who wants a national championship when you can get $150 a month delivered to you in a Whataburger bag by a guy who looks like he just escaped from a mental institution? 

Go ahead and add a zero to that number, bub
#35078
19 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Who wants a national championship when you can get $150 a month delivered to you in a Whataburger bag by a guy who looks like he just escaped from a mental institution? 

You’re talking about Karen, right? 

#35080
3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Oh, cool. I had found it on a Mississippi State board. 

 

Here you go, Spider - get the wife to buy this for you, for Christmas!

 

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#35081
2 hours ago, Maker Bayfield said:

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Google Faye Reagan. Youll get an unrestricted view of everything. She has kinda gone downhill lately. 

Huh. A porn star going downhill. Whoda thought?

#35085
2 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Google Faye Reagan. Youll get an unrestricted view of everything. She has kinda gone downhill lately. 

Huh. A porn star going downhill. Whoda thought?

Yeah, but early Faye Reagan was a sight to behold 

#35086
2 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Google Faye Reagan. Youll get an unrestricted view of everything. She has kinda gone downhill lately. 

Huh. A porn star going downhill. Whoda thought?

You are talking about my AVATAR! 
 

Take that back!  She is a beautiful person inside and out.  

#35087
3 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Who wants a national championship when you can get $150 a month delivered to you in a Whataburger bag by a guy who looks like he just escaped from a mental institution? 

In fairness, that describes one-third of our fan base and 2/3 of Alabama's.

#35088
23 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

You are talking about my AVATAR! 
 

Take that back!  She is a beautiful person inside and out.  

Hit XArt. And relive the glory. 

#35089
3 hours ago, Ashley Schaeffer said:


I’ve heard that poolboys make 6 figs.

You’re thinking of nurses. 

#35090
2 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

You are talking about my AVATAR! 
 

Take that back!  She is a beautiful person inside and out.  

Yep, and a lot of people have seen some of her insides

#35091
5 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Who wants a national championship when you can get $150 a month delivered to you in a Whataburger bag by a guy who looks like he just escaped from a mental institution? 

Me rn

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#35092
6 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Who wants a national championship when you can get $150 a month delivered to you in a Whataburger bag by a guy who looks like he just escaped from a mental institution? 

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