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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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#36751
3 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

Bump. 
 

agreed - not sure this can be reconciled. Add in Bo Davis and the comment that he couldn’t get through compliance seems silly. 

Bo Davis' show cause expired. There was nothing left to examine as the guy had been in the pros for years. He also previously worked at Texas and is extremely well-liked inside the AD. 

I don't follow the part about Jeff Banks. He has a hot girlfriend that is a famous stripper with a pet monkey, that I first told y'all about before it appeared anywhere else on the UT boards. I don't think there is anything in that vein that compliance has any purview over, but maybe you guys can walk us through it. 

But, sure, maybe those things are exactly like a fucking rape factory investigation that was breaking new stories on itself daily at the time of Sarkisian assembling his staff and therefore making the recruitment of Raymond to the staff toxic.

Also, maybe it wasn't compliance that shut down the recruitment of the recruiting coordinator from South Carolina, Drew Hughes, because of the recruiting scandal also breaking around the Tennessee program he'd just left.

Honestly, it's like logic is a repellant to some posters on this board. If you're going to work with analogies, do a better job of it than PSAT level shit.

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  • closetojumping
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    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#36752
3 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Silver lining if Jaydon bails is that it may help with Rueben.

Jaydon is bailing because we’re getting Reuben. and we’re getting Reuben because we’re getting Arch.

Sark wins it all in 2025. full stop. 

#36753
14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

that I first told y'all about before it appeared anywhere else on the UT boards.

you’re such a fragile pussy. 

#36757
1 hour ago, Barbacoa said:

If we get Arch we get Owens. So as of today I’m optimistic. 

So I take it you’re optimistic on Arch?

#36759
16 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

So I take it you’re optimistic on Arch?

Not sure how you came to that conclusion 

#36760
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Bo Davis' show cause expired. There was nothing left to examine as the guy had been in the pros for years. He also previously worked at Texas and is extremely well-liked inside the AD. 

I don't follow the part about Jeff Banks. He has a hot girlfriend that is a famous stripper with a pet monkey, that I first told y'all about before it appeared anywhere else on the UT boards. I don't think there is anything in that vein that compliance has any purview over, but maybe you guys can walk us through it. 

But, sure, maybe those things are exactly like a fucking rape factory investigation that was breaking new stories on itself daily at the time of Sarkisian assembling his staff and therefore making the recruitment of Raymond to the staff toxic.

Also, maybe it wasn't compliance that shut down the recruitment of the recruiting coordinator from South Carolina, Drew Hughes, because of the recruiting scandal also breaking around the Tennessee program he'd just left.

Honestly, it's like logic is a repellant to some posters on this board. If you're going to work with analogies, do a better job of it than PSAT level shit.

Jokes on you. I aced the PSAT

#36761
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

 

I don't follow the part about Jeff Banks. He has a hot girlfriend that is a famous stripper with a pet monkey, that I first told y'all about before it appeared anywhere else on the UT boards. I don't think there is anything in that vein that compliance has any purview over, but maybe you guys can walk us through it. 

 

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#36762
1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Wrong thread, but would you say the same for Cook?

A poster upthread accused this staff of turtling when it comes to recruiting. I couldn't disagree more, especially when it comes to Bo Davis.

#36763
4 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

A poster upthread accused this staff of turtling when it comes to recruiting. I couldn't disagree more, especially when it comes to Bo Davis.

Turtling is quite a feat when you're getting your stool pushed into your throat. 

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#36764
31 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Not sure how you came to that conclusion 

Not sure if serious, damn you internet

UGA scares me a lot with him. They’re about to put together the #1 class in 22

#36766
1 hour ago, futureman said:

Jaydon is bailing because we’re getting Reuben. and we’re getting Reuben because we’re getting Arch.

Brooks scared JB off. 

#36767
2 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Greg Biggins saying the Greene OV couldn’t have gone better and that it’s really close with uga. Give him all the bags pls

Pay that motherfucker like we pay assistants. 

#36768
6 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Pay that motherfucker like we pay assistants. 

That’s what I’m saying. We should be blowing away the market rate for OLs even if it means no bags for others

#36770
1 minute ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

if Choate gets that job things could get interesting. He has been a good recruiter for us so far

Has he? LB is the weakest spot in this class outside of maybe OL

#36775
13 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

So card is gone huh?

Shit, Card may be starting soon the way this train is rolling. Casey getting destroyed, may need more than Card.

#36778
28 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

At this point bring that stoops dipshit. He could close. 

From this OU fan, please don't hire Mike Stoops.

He's the greatest defensive mind since EVAR. He relates to players and recruits on a mystical level.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!????!!!!

#36779
4 hours ago, NoName said:

shit is happening with Blue.

was tweeting at Campbell on 10/15 about Texas and liking Texas stuff

now his last 4 follows are Courtney Fisher, Josh Henson, a shitty Aggie recruiting site and Aggie films (high schooler making edits)

 

I'd be fine with Guilbeau-ing Blue.

#36782

We don’t really have a pocket QB now.  We have a guy who needs a wall in front of him to get a throw off and a guy whose first instinct is to bail backwards because you can do that against Hays Consolidated. 

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#36783
18 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

We don’t really have a pocket QB now.  We have a guy who needs a wall in front of him to get a throw off and a guy whose first instinct is to bail backwards because you can do that against Hays Consolidated. 

We don’t really have a pocket right now.

#36784
1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

if Choate gets that job things could get interesting. He has been a good recruiter for us so far

Would love to have the excuse to part ways amicably with Choate. Not saying we should be trying to force him out the door or anything but freeing up that Co-DC tag would go a long ways towards allowing us to bring in an elite guy for the secondary. He has been..  fine, in recruiting, but I can't think of anyone likely to bail on us if he were to depart. 

#36786
3 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Would love to have the excuse to part ways amicably with Choate. Not saying we should be trying to force him out the door or anything but freeing up that Co-DC tag would go a long ways towards allowing us to bring in an elite guy for the secondary. He has been..  fine, in recruiting, but I can't think of anyone likely to bail on us if he were to depart. 

Kwitkowski has always coached DE/OLB, I think they'd be more likely to bring in another LB coach.

#36787
2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Kwitkowski has always coached DE/OLB, I think they'd be more likely to bring in another LB coach.

Well yeah.. whoever we brought in would be replacing either Joseph or Gideon. We would still need to also fill the LB role. 

#36788
1 minute ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Well yeah.. whoever we brought in would be replacing either Joseph or Gideon. We would still need to also fill the LB role. 

I guess I find it hard to believe Sark is going to be actively looking to replace position coaches at the end of the year. Time will tell.

#36789
Just now, gmr548 said:

I guess I find it hard to believe Sark is going to be actively looking to replace position coaches at the end of the year. Time will tell.

I mean if Choate gets a HC job you have to. But Coleman is likely first on chopping block. 

#36792
7 hours ago, victory88 said:

He didn't even opt out bro.  His teammates and coaches kicked him off the team.  

Actually there’s more to it than that…. Coach asked the captains to vote, and they voted to bring him back. Coach overruled them. So I think there’s something else going on but no doubt the players wanted him back. 

#36793
5 minutes ago, b_p said:

Actually there’s more to it than that…. Coach asked the captains to vote, and they voted to bring him back. Coach overruled them. So I think there’s something else going on but no doubt the players wanted him back. 

Thank you Mrs Blue.

Edited by Schulz2.0

#36795
5 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Thank you Mrs Blue.

Yeah I probably said too much

#36796
43 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Well yeah.. whoever we brought in would be replacing either Joseph or Gideon. We would still need to also fill the LB role. 

are you stupid or something?

#36798
3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:


Redding to LB.

Ash and Hutzler were the 2 coaches that I really wanted to stay after the old staff was fired and wouldn't mind Hutzler coming back, but I don't see that happening. Does Redding even coach or are you just wanting old players on the staff?

#36800
23 minutes ago, Best served cold said:

Ash and Hutzler were the 2 coaches that I really wanted to stay after the old staff was fired and wouldn't mind Hutzler coming back, but I don't see that happening. Does Redding even coach or are you just wanting old players on the staff?

It’s a joke.

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