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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#48152
4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Same. He seems to be the Princely of this class

Or maybe the half millionish dollars over 4 years from announced NIL deals has balanced out the bag money and gotten us off the mat and back in the fight, and the momentum from other commitments will get us the KO. 

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#48153
14 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Basically same script, same emotional arcs as UT football 2021.

 

Not my proudest fap 

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#48154
45 minutes ago, TheRRKid said:

Please tell me you olds know Bing Bong? It’s NY Knicks fan thing that has gone viral. It’s the sound made when NYC subway doors open/close

Sorry dude. I got young kids. This is bing bong to me. 

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#48155

Finally caught up and the Banks news is great. Need more of that type of news this weekend to live up to the build up. Now we have momentum keep it going.

#48156
46 minutes ago, TheRRKid said:

Please tell me you olds know Bing Bong? It’s NY Knicks fan thing that has gone viral. It’s the sound made when NYC subway doors open/close

Yeah man. A lot of Texans here are knicks fans riding the subway In Manhattan 

#48162
52 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Worthy is definitely a beast but this is shopped. 

You can tell because of the pixels 

#48164
1 hour ago, immamac said:

It was always Texas when it wasn’t Oregon. HWH is cool, but I don’t think it actually had much to do with this. 

I know I'm not worthy to question the Surly Jesus, but this quote from Banks says y'all *might* have been a part of his decision: 

“It feels good because I always say, ‘God do things for a reason,’ and I believe what happened with Oregon was for a reason, and it led me to Texas, which would help me take care of my family more as well.”

#48168
Weird how there was all the arrival pictures earlier and now it's nothing....

Was just about to type the same thing. I wonder if they put all the $9.95s on shutdown.
#48169
7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Weird how there was all the arrival pictures earlier and now it's nothing....

They entered the venue now…no one is allowed. They will photo dump tonight/tomorrow

#48170
Just now, Beef said:


Was just about to type the same thing. I wonder if they put all the $9.95s on shutdown.

There’s probably some people here who don’t want it known they are here.

#48171
21 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Texas football is a lesbian softball proposal?

Possibly harsh way to describe BJ Foster on the field this season but

raw

#48172
2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Miranda Elish would also like a word 

Have you seen her current partner? It's an interesting departure from her OL ex-boyfriend. 

#48173
Just now, trythisathome said:

Have you seen her current partner? It's an interesting departure from her OL ex-boyfriend. 

I think so? I follow her on Instagram, but it's been awhile since I've seen her

#48174
4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Miranda Elish would also like a word 

miranda is lovely, but lets be honest here Lauren is a special kind of beautiful. 

#48177
32 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Basically same script, same emotional arcs as UT football 2021.

 

I get it this symbolizes the misdirection that was used to distract Plonsky so she wouldn’t interfere and screwup the NIL deals?  

#48179
10 minutes ago, Beef said:


Was just about to type the same thing. I wonder if they put all the $9.95s on shutdown.

I chose to believe they're waiting for Dewberry's arrival so they can have a 5x commitment announcement

#48180
2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Sark is next level recruiting. Convinced him to commit and then send him on a trip to Cancun so Jimbo can’t bug him until signing day. Brilliant.

#48181
2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Sark is next level recruiting. Convinced him to commit and then send him on a trip to Cancun so Jimbo can’t bug him until signing day. Brilliant.

#48182
1 minute ago, Orange&White said:

Sark is next level recruiting. Convinced him to commit and then send him on a trip to Cancun so Jimbo can’t bug him until signing day. Brilliant.

Sounds to me like the Pancake Factory sent him to Cancun

#48187
4 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Sark is next level recruiting. Convinced him to commit and then send him on a trip to Cancun so Jimbo can’t bug him until signing day. Brilliant.

Are you sure Jimbo is not going to send this Ted Cruz? I heard Ted volunteered.

#48189
20 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

There’s probably some people here who don’t want it known they are here.

Has that ever stopped a 995er from Orangebloods of 247? 

15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

I’m amazed that they still operate that Twitter. 

#48191
6 hours ago, ATexanAbroad said:

anyone know where I can get CFS in Buenos Aires?

you're probably going to have to settle for a milanesa a caballo...

 

Milanesa a Caballo (Argentinian Milanesa on Horseback) - Tara's  Multicultural Table

#48192
So Texas can expect to be scissoring later tonight?

Hey! Don’t be insensitive. Doubled-sized dildo’ing is the politically correct term!
#48193
2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

What a fucking crybaby.

 

Darren has a sad because he prefers paying players under the table, where community service and school are excluded. 

#48194
Just now, gaspar said:

you're probably going to have to settle for a milanesa a caballo...

 

Milanesa a Caballo (Argentinian Milanesa on Horseback) - Tara's  Multicultural Table

Having my truck broken into might be worth the trip to Buenos Aires Cafe Este tonight.

#48195

Does Darren know that all Celebrities doing charity work commercials or public speaking get paid for it? 

#48196
11 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Missionary work in Mexico.

I did some missionary work on South Austin's mom down in Mexico. 

#48197
1 hour ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Add Campbell and Harris that is 3 of the top 5 in state. Stun aggy for Stewart and perkins and it’s a clean sweep.

Add Bryce Anderson for the sweep.  

#48200
8 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Does Darren know that all Celebrities doing charity work commercials or public speaking get paid for it? 

I don’t  think so…

 

Charity work is meant to keep people away. Who has ever gotten paid to do charity? It’s horrible optics.

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