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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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#48251

I must be in the minority because I fucking love the mullet. 

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    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#48252
35 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Absolute fucking stud before his knee injury. If he gets back to that level again this is one hell of a take by Drayton.

 

Word on the street is we should replace Drayton.  Hear all he does is bring in stud running back recruits.  Need someone in there who is going to pull their weight.  🙄

#48253
5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I must be in the minority because I fucking love the mullet. 

And that means a lot because you don’t love anything.

#48254
6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I must be in the minority because I fucking love the mullet. 

If he wins alotta games for the Longhorns, I'll freakin' love that mullet too... 

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#48255
Just now, HenryJames said:

And that means a lot because you don’t love anything.

Thats an oddly random yet true insult of me. 

#48262
15 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I must be in the minority because I fucking love the mullet. 

I had a mullet for a few years, never bleached it though 

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#48265
2 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

I had a mullet for a few years, never bleached it though 

My mullet in High School.

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#48266
4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Umm did Brown not learn anything from the Bo Davis video? Don’t broadcast the coach’s speech man

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#48267
Just now, Rip76 said:

My mullet in High School.

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Were you scared when Ben Affleck was chasing you around trying to paddle you on that last day of 8th grade?

#48269
1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Umm did Brown not learn anything from the Bo Davis video? Don’t broadcast the coach’s speech man

It's more like a hype video that we used to put out under Herman. I am cool with it.

#48271
50 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Oh fuck if we sign Dominic Raiola's kid

Me, if we do...

"I take back every rust-pickin', squid-hatin' thing I've ever said about swabbies Dominic!"

#48272

yesterday, my daughter studied all day in the business school. she said that she saw the biz school dean and CDC giving a tour to 3 "huge guys". which lineman are looking at major in business? she didn't know who they were. shitty update but it's no worse than the 9.95 dudes.

#48273
8 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

My mullet in High School.

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Sorry about all that shit revealed on Behind The Music but at least you had a few moments of happiness

 

#48274
16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

If Ewers comes here, Surly is going to need a mullet emoji added to the rep button.

If ewers comes here, @immamacis gonna have to steal the shaggy bevo image back from shaggy

 

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#48277
4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

yesterday, my daughter studied all day in the business school. she said that she saw the biz school dean and CDC giving a tour to 3 "huge guys". which lineman are looking at major in business? she didn't know who they were. shitty update but it's no worse than the 9.95 dudes.

The pics of your daughter don't seem to be loading

#48280
 
QE with the ADD...looking around the stadium while Sark is talking lol

No doubt we need him as a Longhorn, but who's getting the job of following this kid to 6th and beyond to keep him out of trouble?
#48283
Just now, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton: "dewberry family staying overnight in College Station. We shall see if they make their way to Austin Sunday."

No surprise. I’m good with a Banks, Campbell and Agbo finish on the OL

#48284
1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Looking from my front yard at the stadium just now. I take this as a good sign.

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The stop sign or no parking sign?  Theyre both pretty good I guess

#48285
1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton: "dewberry family staying overnight in College Station. We shall see if they make their way to Austin Sunday."

 From 4pm, to maybe Sunday, to we're tired and just gonna go home. Enjoy fish camp buddy.

#48286
1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton: "dewberry family staying overnight in College Station. We shall see if they make their way to Austin Sunday."

The mysterious BCS tire slasher strikes again!

#48288
2 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton: "dewberry family staying overnight in College Station. We shall see if they make their way to Austin Sunday."

Flat tire?

#48289
1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton: "dewberry family staying overnight in College Station. We shall see if they make their way to Austin Sunday."

I guess their room at the Courtyard will magically be filled with cash.

#48290
3 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton: "dewberry family staying overnight in College Station. We shall see if they make their way to Austin Sunday."

Yeah time to just forget about this one and enjoy the "He's better thanks Banks" talk come Wednesday.

#48291
1 minute ago, LebongJames said:

I guess their room at the Courtyard will magically be filled with cash.

Joel Osteen says to check behind the toilet

#48292
4 minutes ago, ousux said:

QE with the ADD...looking around the stadium while Sark is talking lol

No doubt we need him as a Longhorn, but who's getting the job of following this kid to 6th and beyond to keep him out of trouble?

He is going to be surrounded by people with a serious interest in him having a camera-free good time.

#48294

A&M had to send TexAgs to Harris’ game to keep an eye on everything. 

If they follow the Malik Jefferson plan one of their staffers will be knocking on Harris’ door Tuesday night.

#48295
2 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

Hamilton: "dewberry family staying overnight in College Station. We shall see if they make their way to Austin Sunday."

 

Hmmm .... 

A = Agbo 

B = Banks

C = Campbell

D = .... Tired Wheel GIF

 

 

#48299
7 minutes ago, ousux said:

QE with the ADD...looking around the stadium while Sark is talking lol

No doubt we need him as a Longhorn, but who's getting the job of following this kid to 6th and beyond to keep him out of trouble?

Jake Spatival should be available soon. 

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#48300
8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Looking from my front yard at the stadium just now. I take this as a good sign.

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“As God is my witness, we’ll never go 5-7 again!”

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