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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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#53801
27 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

Can someone tell me, in two words or less, whether it matters that Evan Stewart hasn't signed to aggy yet?

mule dick?

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    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#53804
13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This has been one of the funnest signing days in a longggg time. We are finally addressing the trenches. I"ve gotten so tired of bitching about weak OL/DL recruiting. 

Fuckin A. For once, if 4 OL/DL recruits don’t pan out I’ve got the other 4…

#53806
13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This has been one of the funnest signing days in a longggg time. We are finally addressing the trenches. I"ve gotten so tired of bitching about weak OL/DL recruiting. 

It makes it fun when you actually keep your commits and flip others instead of having top targets slip through your fingers while a third of the commitments get flipped.  Great work by the staff.

#53807
29 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

Can someone tell me, in two words or less, whether it matters that Evan Stewart hasn't signed to aggy yet?

means dick.

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#53812
1 hour ago, SDG said:

For anyone who missed the presser

 

Thank you for posting!  Was searching for this

Listening to Sark you can get a sense for why he'd be great in a living room.  Easy guy to root for and really hope this class gets us back to the where we belong.

#53813
5 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Wow, Looch's confidence in them landing Denver is now higher then them getting Stewart. Pets heads are falling off over there.

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Honestly, with Stewart I'm just here for the ride. Great if he actually flips, but just seeing Looch & co losing confidence by the minute is totally worth it

#53816
3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Seems like Stewart has gone silent on all the 9.95ers and nobody knows exactly what to take from it. 

He might find all this shit intoxicating...

Diva?

#53817
4 hours ago, dcar00 said:

agreed. Flood, Sark, Davis, Banks have some serious P5 skins on the wall and Joseph was at ND for some playoff appearances.  Drayton has been very good.

that was why everyone was big on the staff Sark put together and rightfully so.   then 5-7 happened.

everyone will forget 5-7 if they can win 10 games next year and build momentum.  we'll see but they recruited like BAMF we expected this year with a huge assist.  Here's to hoping the assist is only needed to build on top of a great season and not needed for them to fix the base structure after an implosion again.

 

Let’s focus on baby steps, like defeating Kansas.

#53818
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Was law supposed to choose today?

Friday afternoon. He had a family member with a minor medical procedure earlier in the week and wanted everyone there according to the Bobby & Gerry chat.

#53821
11 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Wow, Looch's confidence in them landing Denver is now higher then them getting Stewart. Pets heads are falling off over there.

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Thanks for taking one for the team and wading through that cesspool, but I feel like you're gonna need one of these once that free trial is over:

 

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#53825
3 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Friday afternoon. He had a family member with a minor medical procedure earlier in the week and wanted everyone there according to the Bobby & Gerry chat.

Cool.  Cool cool. 
 

was hoping it would come up on its own so I wouldn’t have to ask, but I guess all of the actual shit that is going down tonight has gone down and now this thread is in its post-coital ciggy moment. 

#53826

Evan Stewart is sharing the guys who committed to aggy on his IG story. He even shared the rumor of him flipping to Jacksonville state lol.

Seems like he’s just messing with everyone.

#53827
7 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Thanks for taking one for the team and wading through that cesspool, but I feel like you're gonna need one of these once that free trial is over:

 

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Don't worry, I make sure to stay hydrated mid-wade just to be safe.

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#53828
1 hour ago, Gucci_Suit said:

What’s the difference between Chicken Fry and Country Fry? Is one of them actually chicken? I’ll hang up and listen. 

Yes 

#53830

I had to leave the house at 3:15. Anything happen after Savion Red before I dive into the thread? #letthenutkickingcommence

#53831
40 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This has been one of the funnest signing days in a longggg time. We are finally addressing the trenches. I"ve gotten so tired of bitching about weak OL/DL recruiting. 

Look, dude, lie to us but don’t lie to yourself. 

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#53832
Evan Stewart is sharing the guys who committed to aggy on his IG story. He even shared the rumor of him flipping to Jacksonville state lol.

Seems like he’s just messing with everyone.
Yep, just trolling. He's hanging out with Demas at the tiktok house playing video games. They were going to film a tiktok of Demas' career highlights but it didn't meet the minimum time requirements so they had to move to plan b.
#53834
16 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Good day but really starting to get worried the numbers. 

Ctj, ctj, beetlejuice….

#53835
18 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Good day but really starting to get worried the numbers. 

I’m worried there are going to be too many good players.  We all know that too much Winning is not good for the kids. 

#53838
9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I had to leave the house at 3:15. Anything happen after Savion Red before I dive into the thread? #letthenutkickingcommence

Please dive into the numbers and get back to us ASAP 

#53839
22 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Good day but really starting to get worried the numbers. 

Why?  I am sure we could easily identify 10 players who should be cut loose.

#53840
30 minutes ago, Acropora said:

Thank you for posting!  Was searching for this

Listening to Sark you can get a sense for why he'd be great in a living room.  Easy guy to root for and really hope this class gets us back to the where we belong.

He’s certainly a breath of fresh air after hearing Mensa sit up there talking shit.

#53841
3 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I’m worried there are going to be too many good players.  We all know that too much Winning is not good for the kids. 

Thanks for the reminder Deloss.  This critical thinking is why we named a street after you🙄

#53842
5 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

Hopefully, we get Kenneth Law on Friday.  Then we can all sit back and enjoy Harris and Stewart show on Saturday.  With some CFS of course 

Who's Kenneth Law?

#53844
27 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Good day but really starting to get worried the numbers. 

Yeah me too. These numbers just don't add up at all

#53846
1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Who's Kenneth Law?

He's the guy that understands the frequency.

#53847
16 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I had to leave the house at 3:15. Anything happen after Savion Red before I dive into the thread? #letthenutkickingcommence

Agbo and that’s it 

#53848

Something to keep an eye on through Friday.  And hopefully, that's as long as we need to wait to find out.

 

Un-signed elite A&M targets

Jacoby is a very, very high (lol) 4-star

#53850
Just now, dcar00 said:

Johnny Law's cousin.

You mean Johnny Utah? He was in law enforcement

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