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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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#54004
52 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Someone say Ferrari?

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I’m one of those old desperate guys on Surly that would actually hit that.  Most of the guys here have much higher standards!

#54005

WTF happened to this thread?  We're rightfully celebrating an amazing class and some potential final additions, I go eat supper and come back and @RaysBoomBoomRoom and other dipshits are rubbing their soft wet pussies about aggy winning every championship in the rest of history with perpetual best ever recruitimg classes in the history of history.

#54007
2 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

WTF happened to this thread?  We're rightfully celebrating an amazing class and some potential final additions, I go eat supper and come back and @RaysBoomBoomRoom and other dipshits are rubbing their soft wet pussies about aggy winning every championship in the rest of history with perpetual best ever recruitimg classes in the history of history.

i can only assume they're drinking clear liquor.

#54009

Not Texas related, was looking at the team rankings; Chip Kelly signed 12 recruits and sits at #46.  Dude is in full retirement mode, why would Oregon even think about that lazy fuck 

#54013
10 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

WTF happened to this thread?  We're rightfully celebrating an amazing class and some potential final additions, I go eat supper and come back and @RaysBoomBoomRoom and other dipshits are rubbing their soft wet pussies about aggy winning every championship in the rest of history with perpetual best ever recruitimg classes in the history of history.

Can you read?

#54015
8 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Can you read?

I owe you a huge apology.  It was @ATXbronco with the soft wet pussy leading that discussion.  Sincere apology and will rep.

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#54016
1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

I owe you a huge apology.  It was @ATXbronco leading that discussion.  Sincere apology and will rep.

What the fuck is your sore vagina talking about?
I hate aggy.  

#54017

I have hated Aggy since the day I learned about college football.  

Fuck those weirdos.  

Hook'em till I die.  

#54019
Just now, immamac said:

Wtf. That was clearly not a pic of 18+ do not put that shit on this website. 

It was... it was straight from a regular Google search for "Women who hate Aggy".  

 

#54021
Just now, immamac said:

Wtf. That was clearly not a pic of 18+ do not put that shit on this website. 

Exactly. That's what tos is for.

#54023
1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

It was... it was straight from a regular Google search for "Women who hate Aggy".  

 

Two of them are wearing BRACES my guy. Not Invisalign, BRACES

#54024
9 hours ago, Chopper said:

Exactly. That's what tos is for.

Is that some kinda Star Trek thing?

IDK, It looks normal to me. 
Was the first or second pic of "college girls nude".  hahhah

Stop being a bunch of  wussies.  

I would re-post the picture, but I know what it's like to be an admin.

I run a motorcycle forum.  

The Admin will look at what I posted and decide in good time, that it is most worthy.

#54025
22 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Flood was a massive hire for this program. 

 

back when it was being rumored that sark was the guy (immediately after herman was fired), i said that if he was able to bring kyle flood with him i was on board.  that move is absolutely paying off right now.

#54026

So we ended up with a Top 5 class then?  Are we back in good shape?  Anyone?  

#54027
1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

 I know what it's like to be an admin.

I run a motorcycle forum.  

The Admin will look at what I posted and decide in good time, that it is most worthy.

That's super cool. At what age did you first start riding motorcycles? How old were you when you fell off the motorcycle without wearing a helmet?

#54028
1 minute ago, Lobo said:

So we ended up with a Top 5 class then?  Are we back in good shape?  Anyone?  

It depends on your view of our 2020 and 2021 classes.

So, no.. not yet.  
The year after should be freakin awesome though.  

#54031
2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

So we ended up with a Top 5 class then?  Are we back in good shape?  Anyone?  

if we can get an immediate edge rusher, WR and linebacker then probably

#54032
Just now, Hornlover said:

That's super cool. At what age did you first start riding motorcycles? How old were you when you fell off the motorcycle without wearing a helmet?

I moved here from Southern California  15 years ago, even though my family comes from Texas & Oklahoma for multiple generations.

Actually, I moved grew up overseas.

But to your point, I have crashed out about seven times, I think?

On two different Suzuki GSXR's, one Honda CBR, totaled my Hayabusa twice, Honda XR once (street tires, on the street), and at least one or two other bikes.
I ride faster than my skill allows me.  

I actually am a terrible motorcycle rider.

Ran COTA once and Willow Springs three times and Thunderhill East once, in Northern California.  Where I rode my stiff Ohlins suspensioned bike all the way back home to Round Rock, TX.  

#54033
2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I moved here from Southern California  15 years ago, even though my family comes from Texas & Oklahoma for multiple generations.

Actually, I moved grew up overseas.

But to your point, I have crashed out about seven times, I think?

On two different Suzuki GSXR's, one Honda CBR, totaled my Hayabusa twice, Honda XR once (street tires, on the street), and at least one or two other bikes.
I ride faster than my skill allows me.  

I actually am a terrible motorcycle rider.

Ran COTA once and Willow Springs three times and Thunderhill East once, in Northern California.  Where I rode my stiff Ohlins suspensioned bike all the way back home to Round Rock, TX.  

You didn't answer the helmet question. Or maybe you did. 

#54034

Btw, FUCK Google for trying to get me to ride through deer-crossing country near Austin on my way home at 12AM when they could have just told me to take an extra hour or two to do 10 to 35 freeway.  Tried to kill me, those fukers did.  

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#54035
7 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I moved here from Southern California  15 years ago, even though my family comes from Texas & Oklahoma for multiple generations.

Actually, I moved grew up overseas.

But to your point, I have crashed out about seven times, I think?

On two different Suzuki GSXR's, one Honda CBR, totaled my Hayabusa twice, Honda XR once (street tires, on the street), and at least one or two other bikes.
I ride faster than my skill allows me.  

I actually am a terrible motorcycle rider.

Ran COTA once and Willow Springs three times and Thunderhill East once, in Northern California.  Where I rode my stiff Ohlins suspensioned bike all the way back home to Round Rock, TX.  

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#54037
2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

You didn't answer the helmet question. Or maybe you did. 

I never ride without a helmet.  

And by that, I'm talking rubber, fiberglass, EVR & kevlar & other associated misc.

#54040
5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Btw, FUCK Google for trying to get me to ride through deer-crossing country near Austin on my way home at 12AM when they could have just told me to take an extra hour or two to do 10 to 35 freeway.  Tried to kill me, those fukers did.  

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#54041
1 minute ago, Chopper said:

Feeling a bit dazed. And confused.

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Both reactions are fine.
Not being able to react though... is like having someone cut your dick off.

Eddie, what have you done to me, lately.
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#54044
1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Both reactions are fine.
Not being able to react though... is like having someone cut your dick off.

Eddie, what have you done to me, lately.
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#54045

I'm telling you....

If you have gone through this entire recruiting day without running out of reactions...

...you are either a cold hearted bitch or your mouse/keyboard are broken.

 

Hook 'em Horns

#54050

Never got an explanation about what was wrong with my original post...

...but since I'm drinking, I will fuck off now.  
 


Because that's what drinkers should do when more than a couple people say "fuck you".  

 

#nopromises

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