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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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#54901
2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You just talked shit to a guy about money who stands to make more than Steve Sarkisian in 2022. 

We’re all happy that you got your CPA certification, and so if your mother. That said, you’re wrong on this shit and it’s going to be fun watching you take it from here. 

I think you are overpaying.

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    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

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#54902
3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

DEVO Clarington transferred to 3 or 4 JUCOS and then entered as a supplemental draft prospect in 2019 and was not drafted.  

Tim Irvin flipped to Auburn and eventually ended up at East Carolina.

Cecil Cherry went to Grambling and then to Tennessee-Martin.  Had 83 tackles and 4 sacks in his one year at Tennessee-Martin.  Now a trainer in Florida.

Gilbert Johnson played football at Mars Hill.  

Davante Davis played in 48 games at Texas and started 26.  Went undrafted and signed with Seattle after the draft.

 

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#54903
You just talked shit to a guy about money who stands to make more than Steve Sarkisian in 2022. 

But does he stand to make more per win?
#54904

  

Drumm (OU 247), on Campbell.

 

(Quote: "Can OU come up with a NIL deal to entice Campbell?")

 

Spoiler

 

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#54905
32 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Tim Irvin flipped to Auburn and eventually ended up at East Carolina.

 

and then grad transferred to Delta State.

#54917
2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I vote that the $1,000 be dispersed to the Surly tailgate and general RGBIII scholarship fund. 

I was thinking Pinkertons bar tab… @closetojumping

#54920
Just now, Poe It Up said:

Welp, that’s just fucking great. Coleman is the gift that keeps on giving. 

Coleman and Herb Hand

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#54921

So what exactly does Coleman do besides collect a check. Can’t recruit and WR room (outside Worthy) can’t get separation, run routes or catch.

#54922
1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Coleman and Herb Hand

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Seriously, if Brennan Thompson had not signed (who is great), Coleman may get the award for worst recruiter in Texas history. 

#54923
4 hours ago, Codaxx said:

Just to give everyone an idea of how bad this is. I went to the class calculator and with 8 players I got a score of 161.46 or the 75th rated class in 2019 (obviously a bit skewed, because other classes have lost players, but you get the idea). Not sure you could get less out of a #3 ranked class if you tried. 

"A Panhandle 4 is an east Texas 6"

A Tom Herman 3 is a Charlie 10.

#54925

Herman is definitely a better coach than Strong. It’s not even close. 

But Strong left a better roster for Herman. I don’t think this is even debatable now. There are surprisingly still people that think we should have kept Herman. If that happened we would have landed a recruiting class outside the top 20 with an even worse long-term roster. 

#54931
Except for the 3-4 FL 5 STAR players every year that have always wanted to attend A&M and play for Jimbo in College Station.
Yes, those south Florida kids are born with a high and tight haircut and randomly let out a WHOOP!

Everyone knows this.
#54933
  
Drumm (OU 247), on Campbell.
 
(Quote: "Can OU come up with a NIL deal to entice Campbell?")
 
Spoiler

 
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“7 OL commits already”?

Greene confirmed.
#54934
6 hours ago, Codaxx said:

I personally think DMO is the most over-rated player on the team. 

Kinda like the hottest chick at the Chili’s bar 5 minutes before last call…

#54937
7 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I haven't kept up but what's happening with Jacoby Mathews? 

Signing NSD2.  Texas 'in a good spot' - but its an LSU/aggy/Texas battle apparently.

#54938
9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Signing NSD2.  Texas 'in a good spot' - but its an LSU/aggy/Texas battle apparently.

NSD2 - The Electric Bugaloo?

#54939
20 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

I haven't kept up but what's happening with Jacoby Mathews? 

He’s been silently or verbally committed to five schools, including silently to three at the same time. That’s one I’m ignoring until he signs with someone 

#54940
4 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I’m intrigued by a cat being a butler now. What would we name him? Meeowfred?

Yowlfred.

#54941
13 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Signing NSD2.  Texas 'in a good spot' - but its an LSU/aggy/Texas battle apparently.

 

Unless I've missed some hires - it's 'ol Kwit, vs. two schools without a DC?  

Advantage: Aggy?  (Actually, LSU is supposed to be the favorite, right?)

 

#54944
8 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

The two primary recruiters for Mathews at LSU are gone. Plus, no DC yet. 

So that seems odd unless this just comes down to bags. 

 

so not odd?

#54945
3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Has aggy named a dc yet?

No and I think their primary recruiter for Matthews is Tommie Robinson who is an ok recruiter. 

This seems like a recruitment Texas could win if it's on a level playing field but I'm getting the vibe this is about dropping bags. 

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#54946
5 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

No and I think their primary recruiter for Matthews is Tommie Robinson who is an ok recruiter. 

This seems like a recruitment Texas could win if it's on a level playing field but I'm getting the vibe this is about dropping bags. 


You gotta think LSU is pretty desperate for a recruiting win.

On the other hand, I think that by this time next year Texas will have fully whipped out its giant money schlong and be offering more "legit" money than almost any school can offer under the table, so if Jacoby is able to see beyond the immediate short-term he might realize the value of playing in a world city/social media hub like Austin as opposed to the backwater of Baton Rouge.

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#54947
2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

You gotta think LSU is pretty desperate for a recruiting win.

 

 

Naah ... why would you think that?

 

 

#54948

So, most realistic NSD 2 is Campbell and a WR or LB if we don’t have a solution in the portal?  Unless we get lucky with the Duncanville DE or with the Louisiana target that LSU has prioritized that never really works out?  

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#54949
2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I vote that the $1,000 be dispersed to the Surly tailgate and general RGBIII scholarship fund. 

 

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

I was thinking Pinkertons bar tab… @closetojumping

 

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

No man.  Got captain card, lourd, Wright and Ballard.  I’ll concede when a starter is announced for the Monroe game. Card is the only guy ketch gave a 6th star too

 

Or @closetojumping takes 100.00 and calls the bet off

Gee whiz, guys. Think about how swell it would be if we could magically spend some other asshole’s money when they showed up shockingly correct.  What a great world that would be for us and not them.  

Ummmmmm, no. Fuckface can pay me when his bet is absurdly shown to be a bust in June. 

#54950
7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

Gee whiz, guys. Think about how swell it would be if we could magically spend some other asshole’s money when they showed up shockingly correct.  What a great world that would be for us and not them.  

Ummmmmm, no. Fuckface can pay me when his bet is absurdly shown to be a bust in June. 

So if I am interpreting this correctly: Fuck you pay me?

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