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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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#56001
2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

I don't believe this.  you need to add a few "sources tell me", "we are hearing", "word on the street" and a "50/50", "60/40" to get your 9.95.

In my opinion it's not real journalism unless you refer to it as the scuttlebutt. 

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#56002
7 minutes ago, golfclap said:

The end of my problems - nigga mash the Impala - go lay up with a model and watch the news tomorrow - And that's the end checkmate - game over - I'll holla

 

I expected to be the only one here who knew that reference 

Edited by Nope

#56006
52 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

It's a reference to a song performed by American rapper Jonathan H. Smith, better known by his stage name Lil Jon.

Funny enough, that album came out in 2004 so the players currently on the team probably have no idea wtf he’s talking about 

#56008
1 hour ago, golfclap said:

The end of my problems - nigga mash the Impala - go lay up with a model and watch the news tomorrow - And that's the end checkmate - game over - I'll holla

 

Wait, the guy from Ant Man?

#56010
1 hour ago, Nope said:

Funny enough, that album came out in 2004 so the players currently on the team probably have no idea wtf he’s talking about 

Right, and they've probably also never heard of Vince Young either.

#56012
2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

I don't believe this.  you need to add a few "sources tell me", "we are hearing", "word on the street" and a "50/50", "60/40" to get your 9.95.

Needs a big cigar imo

#56014
38 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Wow he’s awesome

If he can get about 30 lbs of muscle on him without losing too much explosiveness, I think we could really have something. 

#56015
43 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Right, and they've probably also never heard of Vince Young either.

Watts mentioned in his interview with Bobby Burton and Gerry, that one of his earliest memories of Texas Football was Vince Young...

#56016
10 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

If we get Abor, Campbell, LTG, and Mathews, the roster would be a WR, TE, and LB from the portal away from being totally fucking stacked.

We need more than one LB from the portal imo 

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#56020
1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Guns Up joke in 3…2…

#56022
32 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can we?  I mean, the numbers. 

I think the smart thing to do is to get Burke to lose some weight and spin him up to linebacker.

#56023
Just now, Bevo said:

I think the smart thing to do is to get Burke to lose some weight and spin him up to linebacker.

He loses any more weight and he'll look like a skeleton.

 

#56024
4 hours ago, Goodman said:

woman-on.gif

If that’s an impala and coach choice is referencing this gif.   Then I’m sold.

 

and in the ED with a broken dick 

Edited by Dr.Dre

#56026
8 minutes ago, Dr.Dre said:

If that’s an impala and coach choice is referencing this gif.   Then I’m sold.

 

and in the ED with a broken dick 

It’s a Chrysler, Andre 

#56027
8 minutes ago, Dr.Dre said:

If that’s an impala and coach choice is referencing this gif.   Then I’m sold.

 

and in the ED with a broken dick 

I don’t think it’s an Impala….looks like a poor man’s Escort.

#56028

I think Burke says in that vid that he has an 80" wingspan, which is that of a 6' 11" to 7' person. I'm going to assume that's amazing.

#56029
1 minute ago, mwaadeeb said:

I think Burke says in that vid that he has an 80" wingspan, which is that of a 6' 11" to 7' person. I'm going to assume that's amazing.

Our new 6’3” db also has an 80” wingspan.

#56030
1 minute ago, mwaadeeb said:

I think Burke says in that vid that he has an 80" wingspan, which is that of a 6' 11" to 7' person. I'm going to assume that's amazing.

I think Terrance brooks has that same wingspan 

#56031
3 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

I think Burke says in that vid that he has an 80" wingspan, which is that of a 6' 11" to 7' person. I'm going to assume that's amazing.

That’s 6’8” and he’s 6’7”.  Expectation is wingspan = height so he’s average. 
 

but there’s always a chance he can put on wingspan at the training table.  

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#56032
2 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

I think Burke says in that vid that he has an 80" wingspan, which is that of a 6' 11" to 7' person. I'm going to assume that's amazing.

Just wait until his wingspan grows with his weight.

#56033
1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Our new 6’3” db also has an 80” wingspan.

I just read this: "Aiyuk, despite being one of the shortest receivers at the combine at 5-11.625 inches, had one of the widest wingspans at 80 inches."

That kid must be dragging his knuckles lol

#56034
Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Just wait until his wingspan grows with his weight.

I guess Çam Williams is going to lose wingspan ha

#56035
Just now, mwaadeeb said:

I guess Çam Williams is going to lose wingspan ha

That's the prevailing thought which btw gives HenryJames the sadz.

#56036
18 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

I think Burke says in that vid that he has an 80" wingspan, which is that of a 6' 11" to 7' person. I'm going to assume that's amazing.

He says 83" wingspan in vid

#56038

We should hire Jim Boeheim as a consultant,  so he can implement an effective zone defense and maximize these wingspans

#56039
7 hours ago, kevwun said:

Jamison to wr actually makes sense.  He would be really good after catch, assuming that’s not an issue.  He’s also not a very good cb.

 

5 hours ago, cafe society said:

I could get behind Jamison back to receiver.  Crawford and Barron at CB, leave Cook at nickel, let Watts, Thompson, Allen, Coffee and Johnson battle for the back end.

I guess I’ve missed the part we’re Jamison is consistently electric with the ball in his hands. I’ve heard commentators talk about on numerous occasions, but he appears very indecisive to me.

#56040
1 hour ago, mwaadeeb said:

I think Burke says in that vid that he has an 80" wingspan

 

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

Our new 6’3” db also has an 80” wingspan.

 

1 hour ago, Fud said:

I think Terrance brooks has that same wingspan 

 

1 hour ago, mwaadeeb said:

"Aiyuk, despite being one of the shortest receivers at the combine at 5-11.625 inches, had one of the widest wingspans at 80 inches."

 

 

So ... errybody has an 80 inch wingspan??

What the hell is going on here??

 

#56042
59 minutes ago, Strat said:

We should hire Jim Boeheim as a consultant,  so he can implement an effective zone defense and maximize these wingspans

the word you are looking for is "lenf"

#56043
12 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

 

So ... errybody has an 80 inch wingspan??

What the hell is going on here??

 

Holy shit, I just realized that I, too, have an 80 inch wingspan

#56045
We got lucky as fuck.  We had 2, and likely 3 blue chip OL fall into our laps with the Cristobal and Riley coaching changes. Then Ewers gave us some juice.  Things could have gone the other way with the currents flowing in a different direction or even just with different timing.  Still gotta show a much improved product on the field next season. We won't get lucky 2 seasons in a row.   
This is true, but it's not like Georgia, Michigan, Bama and even aggy (fat bags or otherwise) didnt also benefit from the coaching chaos this year. Not sure there has ever been 4 high profile programs changing (or forced to change lololol blowU) all in the same year. But your point still stands, we dont land a top 5 class after our epic shitshow season without help, but not sure aggy gets their first #1 without the same bump.
#56046
1 minute ago, ousux said:
On 12/22/2021 at 8:28 PM, RabidM said:
We got lucky as fuck.  We had 2, and likely 3 blue chip OL fall into our laps with the Cristobal and Riley coaching changes. Then Ewers gave us some juice.  Things could have gone the other way with the currents flowing in a different direction or even just with different timing.  Still gotta show a much improved product on the field next season. We won't get lucky 2 seasons in a row.   

This is true, but it's not like Georgia, Michigan, Bama and even aggy (fat bags or otherwise) didnt also benefit from the coaching chaos this year. Not sure there has ever been 4 high profile programs changing (or forced to change lololol blowU) all in the same year. But your point still stands, we dont land a top 5 class after our epic shitshow season without help, but not sure aggy gets their first #1 without the same bump.

aggy would've gotten #1 regardless. Their bump doesn't appear to have much to do with coaching.

#56050
41 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

aggy would've gotten #1 regardless. Their bump doesn't appear to have much to do with coaching.

I typically get exactly what I want when I go shopping, too. 

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