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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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Just now, Octavian said:

Is this kid actually good?

Well yeah, he’s De’Coldest.

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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1 minute ago, Octavian said:

Is this kid actually good?

Can't be any worse than the Joshua Moore's of the world.

A fight night style celebrity boxing match between CTJ and Nahlin might be a lot of fun.  
 

It would still be on the undercard of a Ketch vs Chip Brown fight to the death.  

2 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Is this kid actually good?

 

Here are his pics.

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Whaddya think??

 

 

And Matthews, I didn't even remember the name.  Googled it. And then I remembered why I forgot the name- he's a 5 star from Louisiana.  Which basically never get away.  Has Brian Kelly already been so shitty to the Tigers they aren't dropping bags and/or threatening recruits for him anymore?  Is this really real life? This is a thing that could happen?  Or is the staff just going plaid/irrationally exuberant?

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

And Matthews, I didn't even remember the name.  Googled it. And then I remembered why I forgot the name- he's a 5 star from Louisiana.  Which basically never get away.  Has Brian Kelly already been so shitty to the Tigers they aren't dropping bags and/or threatening recruits for him anymore?  Is this really real life? This is a thing that could happen?  Or is the staff just going plaid/irrationally exuberant?

Matthews just hasn't been that attached to LSU from the start. Sometimes it happens, if rarely.

3 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

A fight night style celebrity boxing match between CTJ and Nahlin might be a lot of fun.  
 

It would still be on the undercard of a Ketch vs Chip Brown fight to the death.  

Ketch would have a heart attack warming up. 

3 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

It would still be on the undercard of a Ketch vs Chip Brown fight to the death.  

with the winner being executed.

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2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Has Brian Kelly already been so shitty to the Tigers

 

Can't believe this isn't doing it ... 

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Matthews just hasn't been that attached to LSU from the start. Sometimes it happens, if rarely.

Who was the DB LSU lost out on to Alabama a few years ago where his mom was so pissed she threatened to not sign his NLI papers?

 

Googled it, it was Landon Collins and it was in 2012.  Fuck, I'm getting old.

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1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Can't believe this isn't doing it ... 

 

 

 

Yikes.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Who was the DB LSU lost out to Alabama a few years ago where his mom was so pissed she threatened to not sign his NLI papers?

Landon Collins

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Can't believe this isn't doing it ... 

 

 

 

That’s exactly what I would think a man who has spent a decade in South Bend would dance like

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Can't believe this isn't doing it ... 

 

 

 

Brian Kelly took dance lessons from Elaine. Damn Yankees.

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1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Who was the DB LSU lost out to Alabama a few years ago where his mom was so pissed she threatened to not sign his NLI papers?

Landon Collins. 

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Interesting....

 

 

 

One is praying, and the other is saying what the fuck is taking so long?

Staff shouldn’t count on Brice if he is planning on picking Texas unless he commits and signs and at the same time. Too much of a chance of a change of heart like Koby. 

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

And Matthews, I didn't even remember the name.  Googled it. And then I remembered why I forgot the name- he's a 5 star from Louisiana.  Which basically never get away.  Has Brian Kelly already been so shitty to the Tigers they aren't dropping bags and/or threatening recruits for him anymore?  Is this really real life? This is a thing that could happen?  Or is the staff just going plaid/irrationally exuberant?

FWIW Louisiana had a coaching clinic last week in New Orleans. Heard Kelly spoke and rubbed a lot of the Louisiana coaches the wrong way. 

We’ll see how this progresses 

 

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Staff shouldn’t count on Brice if he is planning on picking Texas unless he commits and signs and at the same time. Too much of a chance of a change of heart like Koby. 

Nah OU side says he’s going to flip. 

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18 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Christ. Am I being quoted over there? 

Here is my personal favorite

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Just now, Dbeasy said:

Staff shouldn’t count on Brice if he is planning on picking Texas unless he commits and signs and at the same time. Too much of a chance of a change of heart like Koby. 

Why? 

Kobe was always a flip candidate because his dad is a Sooner moron. How is that similar to Brice? 

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Who was the DB LSU lost out on to Alabama a few years ago where his mom was so pissed she threatened to not sign his NLI papers?

 

Googled it, it was Landon Collins and it was in 2012.  Fuck, I'm getting old.

Eric Winston getting kicked out of the house by his aggy stepfather was fun as well.

5 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Can't believe this isn't doing it ... 

 

 

 

His famamalllllyyy must be so embarrassed by that shit.  

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Here is my personal favorite

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EJ met CTJ one time, didn't you hear?

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Brian Kelly took dance lessons from Elaine. Damn Yankees.

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Mack says hold my beer

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4 minutes ago, D3zii said:

FWIW Louisiana had a coaching clinic last week in New Orleans. Heard Kelly spoke and rubbed a lot of the Louisiana coaches the wrong way. 

We’ll see how this progresses 

 

Did he fake an accent?

7 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Who was the DB LSU lost out on to Alabama a few years ago where his mom was so pissed she threatened to not sign his NLI papers?

 

Googled it, it was Landon Collins and it was in 2012.  Fuck, I'm getting old.

I do this every now and again. It’s painful to realize that it was almost 10 years ago and the guy finished his college and NFL career already. Dang old and whatnot. 

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Evan adding more fuel to the fire

4 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Did he fake an accent?

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I think he’s trying too hard.  

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4 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Why? 

Kobe was always a flip candidate because his dad is a Sooner moron. How is that similar to Brice? 

Just because they were both committed for a long time and quickly considered a flip at the end with a coaching change.  No other reason. I think a late Texas OU flip is different than a typical flip.

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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Evan adding more fuel to the fire

Damn....

wanna be a FR All American WR or catch 10 total passes all year is a fucking brutal burn to both A&M and poor ole Demas

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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Evan adding more fuel to the fire

He’s RT’ing all those too. Trolling so hard

Just now, stork642 said:

200.gifI think he’s trying too hard.  

 

3 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Did he fake an accent?


my frat bro is a coach at Neville out of Monroe, he didn’t really go into detail but basically In so many words said he doesn’t really expect Kelly to be able to keep a fence around the state like coaches of old at LSU. . . 
 

 

9 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Mack says hold my beer

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Mack is a terrible dancer, but his love for his players and ability to be "loose" are not contrived. Those things are part of why he's a good recruiter.

 

Brian Kelly is a fraud.

Why aren't more elite DBs lining up to play for arguably the best defensive minds in college football in PK? Really bottles my mind!

From the Twitter of a WR at West High School, no idea why he'd have intel on Stewart but figure he falls somewhere in the "porta potty girl to SL weed dealer" part of the credibility spectrum.

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He’s probably just basing it off the Twitter likes and re-tweets

For anyone killing time/looking for something other than doing work right now... take a listen to this interview with Hayes Fawcett (recruit commit graphic guy). Guy's only 20yr now, started at 14 doing these.  Up until a couple months ago he didn't have a computer or photoshop, just did everything on his phone, does them for free. You'll have a different take on the releases and the guy behind them... also talks about QE's mullet and his edits, Arch, NIL and more.

free on audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/Hayes-Fawcett-the-man-behind-the-best-recruiting-edits-in-college-football-joins-the-show-Podcast/B096T8JPVM

 

29 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Can't believe this isn't doing it ... 

 

 

 

That's even more cringey than the Riley/USC press conference

11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Mack is a terrible dancer, but his love for his players and ability to be "loose" are not contrived. Those things are part of why he's a good recruiter.

 

Brian Kelly is a fraud.

Yeah, the widespread and justified bitterness toward Brown and how he handled his exit doesn't change the fact that he was/is really good at some stuff and that's why he's had success. Obviously he had weaknesses but he cares for his players, they care for him, and that comes through in recruiting and I assume it's part of whatever wizardry he had at getting the best out of kickers in pressure situations. Obviously he had a run of good kickers but even less talented kickers like Ryan Bailey and David Pino drilled huge kicks for him. It was like we couldn't miss in those situations.

Sure it could have just been a run of crazy luck in a small sample size but I've seen better kickers miss too many of those since (not just at Texas but everywhere) to think he had nothing to do with it.

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Up until a couple months ago he didn't have a computer or photoshop, just did everything on his phone, does them for free. 

Explains why most of them are awful. He's the Benjamin Knox of commitment edits.

33 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

Can't believe this isn't doing it ... 

 

 

 

It’s been interesting to watch a Masshole transition into a swamp critter. 

36 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Who was the DB LSU lost out on to Alabama a few years ago where his mom was so pissed she threatened to not sign his NLI papers?

 

Googled it, it was Landon Collins and it was in 2012.  Fuck, I'm getting old.

And history repeated itself. Two years later her son Gerald Willis committed to Florida over LSU! Her reaction was a bit more muted the second time. 😂

https://youtu.be/yitI2TUZbjs

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5 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

For anyone killing time/looking for something other than doing work right now... take a listen to this interview with Hayes Fawcett (recruit commit graphic guy). Guy's only 20yr now, started at 14 doing these.  Up until a couple months ago he didn't have a computer or photoshop, just did everything on his phone, does them for free. You'll have a different take on the releases and the guy behind them... also talks about QE's mullet and his edits, Arch, NIL and more.

free on audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/Hayes-Fawcett-the-man-behind-the-best-recruiting-edits-in-college-football-joins-the-show-Podcast/B096T8JPVM

 

@golfclap right? Or is it someone else that has the hatred for him?

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