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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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3 minutes ago, General Specific said:


QE: alright everyone, the touchdown play one one. Ready, (No) Brake(s)!

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3 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Who gives a fuck. Our play book will be one play, “The Touchdown Play”!

QE: alright everyone, the touchdown play one one. Ready, Brake!

I was told there would be no brakes 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We aren’t getting Evan Stewart. It’s not happening. He’s just stirring up drama. No need to get our hopes up. It can’t happen. No chance. 

I was there with you but BHarris cant be liking tweets like that after posting Devonta smith videos. On the same day that Worthy tweeted at Evan.I choose to believe. 

This is nice.

Drinking some Weller, can’t go to bed.

Small Craft Advisory!

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We aren’t getting Evan Stewart. It’s not happening. He’s just stirring up drama. No need to get our hopes up. It can’t happen. No chance. 

There is exactly a zero percent chance that Evan Stewart would commit to us on a Monday night.

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We aren’t getting Evan Stewart. It’s not happening. He’s just stirring up drama. No need to get our hopes up. It can’t happen. No chance. 

I think I know what you mean. No chance in hell. None. 

This is nice.
Drinking some Weller, can’t go to bed.
Small Craft Advisory!

Hey, your dingy scratched my boat!

And I’m having another Weller now as well!
1 minute ago, Ewreck10 said:

There is exactly a zero percent chance that Evan Stewart would commit to us on a Monday night.

Or early Tuesday morning even

All I’m saying is that some of you people have clearly never peed on your dog when you walk out the door to go check your mailbox. 
Decipher that and you will figure it all out. I can’t make it any clearer than that for anyone without burning bridges. 

1 minute ago, Ewreck10 said:

There is exactly a zero percent chance that Evan Stewart would commit to us on a Monday night.

Well in 14 minutes it’s Tuesday morning, soooooooo

7 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Who gives a fuck. Our play book will be one play, “The Touchdown Play”!

QE: alright everyone, the touchdown play one one. Ready, Brake!

Uh, absolutely no brakes. Pay attention. 

3 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

I was there with you but BHarris cant be liking tweets like that after posting Devonta smith videos. On the same day that Worthy tweeted at Evan.I choose to believe. 

When it’s all said and done I really believe Evan will be a Longhorn 

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Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

All I’m saying is that some of you people have clearly never peed on your dog when you walk out the door to go check your mailbox. 
Decipher that and you will figure it all out. I can’t make it any clearer than that for anyone without burning bridges. 

Are you saying that we might as well be trying to drive an RV under a bridge?

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

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Just now, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

With Evan sticking at A&M, we could circle back to Phaizon

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Could it be DeColdest? The Yeti NIL deal came through?


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1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Are you saying that we might as well be trying to drive an RV under a bridge?

No, but auto rec for making fun of my RV driving skills. 

3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

This is nice.

Drinking some Weller, can’t go to bed.

Small Craft Advisory!

 

2 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Hey, your dingy scratched my boat!

And I’m having another Weller now as well!

owa?  wfp?  i need more info here so i know what i'm drinking.

#alignment

2 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Well in 14 minutes it’s Tuesday morning, soooooooo

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1 minute ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

With Evan sticking at A&M, we could circle back to Phaizon

Sucks that Stewart is off the table, but we could back channel to pull Quay Davis out of the portal 

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

All I’m saying is that some of you people have clearly never peed on your dog when you walk out the door to go check your mailbox. 
Decipher that and you will figure it all out. I can’t make it any clearer than that for anyone without burning bridges. 

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14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Nice note from the Ag/247 board, from one of Neto's friends.

 

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Shit. I was hoping none of our new players gave a damn about school.

6 minutes… 6 minutes…

6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

So ... the next commit is Red?

 

 

I mean- if I was Red I wouldn’t want to pull the trigger now if people are getting themselves hyped up for Stewart. 
On a serious note I have no official or actual knowledge that Stewart is coming to school here. All indications are it’s actually not happening and it’s exactly what I said. Still, a part of me refuses to give up hope that it will happen. And that’s the part of me that’s been repeating the mantra- “it will all be ok when we pull Ewers from the portal, flip Stewart, ink some stud offensive linemen and get a good WR and starting OL from the portal. And I was repeating that since about November 1st, long before Ewers was in the portal. It’s just sort of a feeling. Not based on anything. 

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13 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

Sucks that Stewart is off the table, but we could back channel to pull Quay Davis out of the portal 

Maybe we're trying to steal the wrong thing from aggy. If Sark found a way to get a copy of jimbo’s playbook, we could sleep easy at night, knowing it wouldn't matter who we lined up at WR

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1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean- if I was Red I wouldn’t want to pull the trigger now if people are getting themselves hyped up for Stewart. 
On a serious note I have no official or actual knowledge that Stewart is coming to school here. All indications are it’s actually not happening and it’s exactly what I said. Still, a part of me refuses to give up hope that it will happen. And that’s the part of me that’s been repeating the mantra- “it will all be on when we pull Ewers from the portal, flip Stewart ink some stuff offensive linemen and get a good WR and starting OL from the portal. And I was repeating that since about November 1st long before Ewers was in the portal. It’s just sort of a feeling. Not based on anything

It’s based on your feeling. It’s good enough for me. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean- if I was Red I wouldn’t want to pull the trigger now if people are getting themselves hyped up for Stewart. 
On a serious note I have no official or actual knowledge that Stewart is coming to school here. All indications are it’s actually not happening and it’s exactly what I said. Still, a part of me refuses to give up hope that it will happen. And that’s the part of me that’s been repeating the mantra- “it will all be on when we pull Ewers from the portal, flip Stewart ink some stuff offensive linemen and get a good WR and starting OL from the portal. And I was repeating that since about November 1st long before Ewers was in the portal. It’s just sort of a feeling. Not based on anything. 

Wait. So did you piss on the dog or not? 

3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Shit. I was hoping none of our new players gave a damn about school.

Don’t worry, business school isn’t real school.

Well, while we’re waiting for the next commit…this is a pretty cool little video. I laughed a little and got some chills. I thought it was [mention=397]immamac[/mention] talking at the very beginning lol. Good music too. Just posted on the QE thread. SIAP
 
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Apparently Rovell is taking a break from Twitter because he's having surgery. I'm guessing he's having a dick removed from his throat.

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1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

Wait. So did you piss on the dog or not? 

All the time. My dog isn’t very smart. I go piss in the back yard all the time and she just walks right into it. It’s really really dumb on her part I think. But, I suppose there are guys who pay extra for that so, who knows. 

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