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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

All the time. My dog isn’t very smart. I go piss in the back yard all the time and she just walks right into it. It’s really really dumb on her part I think. But, I suppose there are guys who pay extra for that so, who knows. 

Good to show dominance

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FWIW high school coach from DFW area who posts on 247 saying that there is a WR silent and that we will be pretty shocked in a positive way who it is.

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Kyle Flood building a wall around Texas better than Trump ever dreamed about. /No CR. 

Interesting that you bring up Trump with all this talk about peeing on things.  /No CR

Stewart. No info. Just a gonad guess. 

Just now, Octavian said:

FWIW high school coach from DFW area who posts on 247 saying that there is a WR silent and that we will be pretty shocked in a positive way who it is.

Which HS coach and who is the silent?

2 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Kyle Flood building a wall around Texas better than Trump ever dreamed about. /No CR. 

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Just now, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Interesting that you bring up Trump with all this talk about peeing on things.  /No CR

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Just now, Octavian said:

FWIW high school coach from DFW area who posts on 247 saying that there is a WR silent and that we will be pretty shocked in a positive way who it is.

a high schooler or portal player?

Just now, Octavian said:

FWIW high school coach from DFW area who posts on 247 saying that there is a WR silent and that we will be pretty shocked in a positive way who it is.

So, that doesn’t sound like Winfield getting back in the class, right? 
 

1 minute ago, Octavian said:

FWIW high school coach from DFW area who posts on 247 saying that there is a WR silent and that we will be pretty shocked in a positive way who it is.

I will go with Amari Cooper.

1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

a high schooler or portal player?

Portal makes sense. I’ve always thought it was Stewart or a legit and accomplished transfer to fix WR2. 

FWIW high school coach from DFW area who posts on 247 saying that there is a WR silent and that we will be pretty shocked in a positive way who it is.

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Just now, Thiefery said:

a high schooler or portal player?

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Just now, 40acredropout said:

Can we send the staff a petition to not drag these announcements out so late?  

I know.  I am about to go piss on my dog and go to bed.  

4 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Which HS coach and who is the silent?

He didn’t say who it is. His username is Grady Wilson and he’s been pretty spot on regarding DFW players in the past.

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We land our first 5* o-lineman in over a decade and immediately become too complacent to seal the deal on a second.
We can’t handle success and should be ashamed of ourselves, guys.  
It's almost like when QE committed everyone thought it was safe to switch to salads and celery sticks with sugar free peanut butter or something..

Caleb Burton?

Shazz Preston?

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Apparently Rovell is taking a break from Twitter because he's having surgery. I'm guessing he's having a dick removed from his throat.

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Or it could be that new rectal cranial inversion procedure to remove his head from his ass.
5 minutes ago, Octavian said:

FWIW high school coach from DFW area who posts on 247 saying that there is a WR silent and that we will be pretty shocked in a positive way who it is.

i would be pretty shocked if is Phaizon

6 minutes ago, Octavian said:

FWIW high school coach from DFW area who posts on 247 saying that there is a WR silent and that we will be pretty shocked in a positive way who it is.

My blind guess is Luther Burden. Based on nothing other than his random ass appearance in that one IG live chat thing 

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In all seriousness, it's pretty fucking fantastic to see the coaching staff slam-dunk the alley-oop @RGBIII, @closetojumping, et. al. threw them.

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Portal makes sense. I’ve always thought it was Stewart or a legit and accomplished transfer to fix WR2. 

I'm gonna go with Mims if the player is from the portal that will surprise/shock everyone

3 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

My blind guess is Luther Burden. Based on nothing other than his random ass appearance in that one IG live chat thing 

Well, that, and the fact he’s committed to Missouri. Who the fuck wants to go to Missouri?

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It better be a splash.  You don’t tease with DeVonta clip and keep us up past midnight for some JAG.

 

Edit:  Referring to the DFW area coach referred to above ... 

If it's someone from that area ... 

Winfield?

Hudson flipping?

Savion Red?

Guess Hudson would be a shock ... 

 

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3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Well, that, and the fact he’s committed to Missouri. Who the fuck wants to go to Missouri?

I just looked that kid up.  Why is he going to Mizzou again?  What a waste of a top tier WR, no?  Chase Daniel is not walking through that door.

4 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I just looked that kid up.  Why is he going to Mizzou again?  What a waste of a top tier WR, no?  Chase Daniel is not walking through that door.

They were able to keep Dorial Green-Beckham at home as well, who I believe was one of the highest rated WR’s ever.  

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1 minute ago, 40acredropout said:

They were able to keep Dorial Beckham Green at home as well, who I believe was one of the highest rated WR’s ever.  

 

Emphasis on "high."

 

2 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

They were able to keep Dorial Beckham Green at home as well, who I believe was one of the highest rated WR’s ever.  

Forgot about him. The guy Blind Eye Bob took on after he pushed a girl down the stairs

3 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Whoever the next commit is must not be a great student. Staying up this late on a school night 

ou transfer confirmed

4 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

They were able to keep Dorial Beckham Green at home as well, who I believe was one of the highest rated WR’s ever.  

Got curious to see where he was after the Eagles. Jail for parole violation. 

Looking at some of Neto's highlights, he drops elbows on guys finishing them on the ground. I laughed. Also when he pancakes guys, he lands the plane and drives them into the ground. I laughed. Also, he literally did a running clothesline to a guy on the sideline. I laughed.

this one makes me happy.

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30 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:


Jack Dundee

He's pretty damn fast for a Caucasian.

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Looking at some of Neto's highlights, he drops elbows on guys finishing them on the ground. I laughed. Also when he pancakes guys, he lands the plane and drives them into the ground. I laughed. Also, he literally did a running clothesline to a guy on the sideline. I laughed.

this one makes me happy.

 

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

I just watched Nero’s highlights for the first time and he’s my favorite lineman in the class. Nasty

Over Caligula? idk about that.

Though I've had a somewhat similar take on Neto. He's always been near top of my wish list and I can't figure out why some of these other OL are ranked higher than him. Feel same way about Terrance Brooks at DB

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