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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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14 minutes ago, HillCountryBevo said:

 

That is his way of saying stop calling me and stop asking me in the hallways.

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    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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20 minutes ago, HillCountryBevo said:

 

Fire everybody

15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Devon Campbell, the uncle. "mo time, mo money!"

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Devon Campbell waiting until February to sign just gives Sark and Co. more time to clear dead weight from the roster. 

42 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Maybe he’s grounded and his parents took his phone away for a few days?

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I don't think a good snapper can lose a game because by definition they would no longer be a good long snapper.

And snapper would be defeated, no?
4 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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We heard about the fart. 

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17 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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I don't think you should be quoting your moms, bruh.

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21 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

If I would’ve gotten married during my period of Land Rover ownership, the independent mechanic I used would’ve probably been a groomsman.

SO much truth!  Worth their weight in Gold.

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Jesus, for a second there, I thought he was committing to Minnesota

Just now, TotallyLegit said:

Jesus, for a second there, I thought he was committing to Minnesota

lol, same....

3 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

In consecutive years, Sark has had a WR win the Heisman followed by another win the Freshman All American honors (with herpa derpa QB and OLs), yet Stewart finds Demond Demas' stats more appealing. 🤣🤣🤣

Saves on wear & tear. Long game for when he makes it to the league.  

With as many talented receivers as this state puts out it’s hard for me to believe we end up with Stewart, a talented guy made out of glass and a bunch of JAG’s, but 24 hours out here we are and allegedly nothing appealing in the portal. Got to get one more playmaker there. I don’t trust Brennan to come in and be a consistent producer as a freshman. I’m intrigued, but we need a guy we can count on to move the chains and catch 50 or 60 balls next year opposite X and I don’t see it anywhere. 

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

With as many talented receivers as this state puts out it’s hard for me to believe we end up with Stewart, a talented guy made out of glass and a bunch of JAG’s, but 24 hours out here we are and allegedly nothing appealing in the portal. Got to get one more playmaker there. I don’t trust Brennan to come in and be a consistent producer as a freshman. I’m intrigued, but we need a guy we can count on to move the chains and catch 50 or 60 balls next year opposite X and I don’t see it anywhere. 

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6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

With as many talented receivers as this state puts out it’s hard for me to believe we end up with Stewart, a talented guy made out of glass and a bunch of JAG’s, but 24 hours out here we are and allegedly nothing appealing in the portal. Got to get one more playmaker there. I don’t trust Brennan to come in and be a consistent producer as a freshman. I’m intrigued, but we need a guy we can count on to move the chains and catch 50 or 60 balls next year opposite X and I don’t see it anywhere. 

Waddle should be portaling over shortly. 

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

With as many talented receivers as this state puts out it’s hard for me to believe we end up with Stewart, a talented guy made out of glass and a bunch of JAG’s, but 24 hours out here we are and allegedly nothing appealing in the portal. 

Our season ended a little earlier than most this year. I bet WRs hit the portal once players are done with finals and play their bowl games.

14 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

Saves on wear & tear. Long game for when he makes it to the league.  

I hope my sarcasm meter is broken because the only way either of those two make it to the league in the offense is via UDFA and hope they remember how to catch 

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

With as many talented receivers as this state puts out it’s hard for me to believe we end up with Stewart, a talented guy made out of glass and a bunch of JAG’s, but 24 hours out here we are and allegedly nothing appealing in the portal. Got to get one more playmaker there. I don’t trust Brennan to come in and be a consistent producer as a freshman. I’m intrigued, but we need a guy we can count on to move the chains and catch 50 or 60 balls next year opposite X and I don’t see it anywhere. 

There's bowl games, a second signing day, and portals will be filling. Relax 

2 hours ago, shnsajax said:

Did I miss something here?
 

Really?  None of y'all?  We will always want a corch on the field! 

Portal just extends the recruiting classes over a period of years.  Always thought class evaluations should be deferred to actually see how they pan out.  This is just a part of this.  

I get there is more time left- and X didn't end up coming our way until the summer- but dang- this should be a pretty easy sell in this offense and right now it's just not getting taken care of.  Coleman might be the worst coach we've had on staff since, who, Wareheim?

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I get there is more time left- and X didn't end up coming our way until the summer- but dang- this should be a pretty easy sell in this offense and right now it's just not getting taken care of.  Coleman might be the worst coach we've had on staff since, who, Wareheim?

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Can’t get a good CFS in Southeastern Connecticut but I had yet to try the Popeye’s chicken sandwich so fuck it, she’ll have to do.

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Happy Holidays and Merry Recruitmas my fellow scumbags.

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1 hour ago, FloridaHorn said:

Did you miss the part of this thread....literally on this page, where he is predicted to go to Baylor?

What I don't understand is if he's going to Baylor why the hell doesn't he just announce it. It's not like it's going to be a big splash. Hopes of a better offer maybe.

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1 minute ago, Get ln My Van said:

Can’t get a good CFS in Southeastern Connecticut but I had yet to try the Popeye’s chicken sandwich so fuck it, she’ll have to do.

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Happy Holidays and Merry Recruitmas my fellow scumbags.

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2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Between Milroe and Murphy, Ewers could push out QB commits from two separate classes. Don't see that too often.

Everyone besides Texas. “Thanks for attending this meeting everyone.  We need to somehow spin the Ewers commitment in a negative direction”.  Satya raises his hand-“I know, I know”.  

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

Everyone trying to scare us 

QE had no affect on him with the year separation. Next years guys are the ones he will be competing with to be the back up until QE leaves. 

2 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Can’t get a good CFS in Southeastern Connecticut but I had yet to try the Popeye’s chicken sandwich so fuck it, she’ll have to do.

Popeye’s spicy chicken sandwich featuring the wife’s tits.

Happy Holidays and Merry Recruitmas my fellow scumbags.

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Ink and fun bags is never the wrong choice!  Congratulations my man.  

6 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

 

Create and solve the problem. $9.95

2 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:
3 hours ago, shnsajax said:
Did I miss something here?

 

Sadly, it's true. The uprights are not centered with the SEZ.

Don’t worry you’ll hardly notice once it’s full of fans.  

2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Create and solve the problem. $9.95

995ers make me feel bad for these kids. 

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I get there is more time left- and X didn't end up coming our way until the summer- but dang- this should be a pretty easy sell in this offense and right now it's just not getting taken care of.  Coleman might be the worst coach we've had on staff since, who, Wareheim?

Coach Meh?

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Coach Meh?

oh. You might be right.  That's a really tough call.  

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah no shit. We've got Brenan Thompson, genius. Fucking Nahlin 

lets not forget Savion Red!  He can fill the QB/RB/WR/ATH categories simultaneously

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