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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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Just now, Zhorn96 said:

lets not forget Savion Red!  He can fill the QB/RB/WR/ATH categories simultaneously

I assumed he would be on defense, but you could be right. He's a baller 

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    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah no shit. We've got Brenan Thompson, genius. Fucking Nahlin 

So, first of all, that's not Nahlin

1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

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I mean, if he's considering Savion a WR I think everyone pretty much has us boat racing SMU for that commitment and he wouldn't be wrong. That's the most Saty take on the situation, but I wish there was some clarification as to if by that he means someone who isn't obviously already in the calculator. 

Red is being recruited as a rb. Hopefully Gerry doesn’t just mean Winfield.

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah no shit. We've got Brenan Thompson, genius. Fucking Nahlin 

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Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

See above, sir. 

Yeah, my comment was taking some time to load when you responded.

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah no shit. We've got Brenan Thompson, genius. Fucking Nahlin 

 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

So, first of all, that's not Nahlin

Freudian slip.

Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

Yeah, my comment was taking some time to load when you responded.

Mine have been, too. I assumed it was just my shitty iPhone 

Gerry definitely seems to be hinting at someone other than Thompson or Red. 

Has it been confirmed that Winfield is still a take? 

Really is a shame Stewart is bought in to the cult culture. Everyone knows he won’t be utilized and will fall into the same cycle as Demas, Dylan Wright, and Jalen Preston. 
 

If he had held off his commitment until after Ewers knew he was coming here, I wonder if it would’ve made a difference. Or if he’s just really intrigued to be in a class full of defensive lineman…

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Mine have been, too. I assumed it was just my shitty iPhone 

I think it might be tied to extensive shit posting history - non Cloak Room division...sorry immamac.

1 minute ago, SarksJuggs said:

Really is a shame Stewart is bought 

You should have stopped here. Stewart hasn’t bought into their culture at all. He’s getting a bag. 

9 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We've got Brenan Thompson, genius. 

Then I know the answer. The new guy is Brenen Thompson. Mystery solved. 

7 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Really is a shame Stewart is bought in to the cult culture. Everyone knows he won’t be utilized and will fall into the same cycle as Demas, Dylan Wright, and Jalen Preston. 
 

If he had held off his commitment until after Ewers knew he was coming here, I wonder if it would’ve made a difference. Or if he’s just really intrigued to be in a class full of defensive lineman…

It hurts that Dylan Wright already portal'd from A&M as well. Seems like a highly-rated WR would see the writing on the wall in a Jimbo offense, yet they keep going there.

 

There are some rumblings that Ewers is working on some recruits "behind the scenes," but I haven't seen any names in particular.

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2 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

Is he a walk on?

 

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14 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

Gerry definitely seems to be hinting at someone other than Thompson or Red. 

Has it been confirmed that Winfield is still a take? 

Gerry confirmed it on the same thread. He's also been clear that Red is a RB. So he's talking about Winfield or...the field. 

Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Gerry confirmed it on the same thread. He's also been clear that Red is a RB. So he's talking about Winfield or...the field. 

He mentioned elsewhere that Law wants to give WR a shot before he moves to S. So it's Winfield, Law, Preston or Stewart - Winfield is probably the most likely of that group.

11 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Really is a shame Stewart is bought in to the cult culture. Everyone knows he won’t be utilized and will fall into the same cycle as Demas, Dylan Wright, and Jalen Preston. 
 

If he had held off his commitment until after Ewers knew he was coming here, I wonder if it would’ve made a difference. Or if he’s just really intrigued to be in a class full of defensive lineman…

it's somewhat laughable honestly

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for comparison, Texas had about 25 fewer pass attempts this year lol

let's be blatantly up from here, he isn't going there because the scheme is friendly to WR, they have a history of success with young WR/WR like him, they have an established QB (lol Bo Nix lol), they have great WR coaching, etc.

22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Potential receiver targets:

Most potential:

 

Armani

Stewart

Shazz

Law - potential

 

least potential:

Luther

Caleb Burton

Coleman

Cj williams

Dont forget Decoldest

2 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

He mentioned elsewhere that Law wants to give WR a shot before he moves to S. So it's Winfield, Law, Preston or Stewart - Winfield is probably the most likely of that group.

While I agree with your apt analysis, we're swinging big dicks over here. Even without context of the staff instability rumors floating around, I think Preston is gettable. 

The more I think about the Stewart recruitment....the more I'm reminded of Terrelle Pryor's. I would think there's a pretty sizeable chance this goes to February...or later. 

44 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Can’t get a good CFS in Southeastern Connecticut but I had yet to try the Popeye’s chicken sandwich so fuck it, she’ll have to do.

Popeye’s spicy chicken sandwich featuring the wife’s tits.

Happy Holidays and Merry Recruitmas my fellow scumbags.

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Never knew CFS existed till I got to Texas. 

Next time your  driveing the Merrit Parkway say hello to my old homestead in Milford.

Nice mammalian protruberances.....

32 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I think it might be tied to extensive shit posting history - non Cloak Room division...sorry immamac.

I'll turn it off and on again and see if that helps with shit posting 

4 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

Never knew CFS existed till I got to Texas. 

Next time your  driveing the Merrit Parkway say hello to my old homestead in Milford.

Nice mammalian protruberances.....

Ah, the Merritt Parkway

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18 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Dont forget Decoldest

That would be dedamnedest thing if we got him.

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I think Stewart is going to end up like Petersen did. I will never forget him putting on that OU hat and saying “Texas is good but if you want to win championships, you go to Oklahoma!” during the All-Star game. Fuck him for that. I hope every member of the 2005 team shows him what a proper championship ring looks like. He got a bag but nothing else

45 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Really is a shame Stewart is bought in to the cult culture. Everyone knows he won’t be utilized and will fall into the same cycle as Demas, Dylan Wright, and Jalen Preston. 
 

If he had held off his commitment until after Ewers knew he was coming here, I wonder if it would’ve made a difference. Or if he’s just really intrigued to be in a class full of defensive lineman…

The only thing Stewart is bought into is the color green, or the $300K aggy paid his dad.

Double post.  My bad.  Still waiting on Nicole’s nudes

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3 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I think Stewart is going to end up like Petersen did. I will never forget him putting on that OU hat and saying “Texas is good but if you want to win championships, you go to Oklahoma!” during the All-Star game. Fuck him for that. I hope every member of the 2005 team shows him what a proper championship ring looks like. He got a bag but nothing else

You can say that again

Just now, SarksJuggs said:

Smh…broke sons of bitches.

Leave OU behind. Have SEC send aggy back to Big12. 

3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

But Courtney Fucking Gains is my top ginger weirdo from that era. 

Malachai

This. 

3 hours ago, Noah Fence said:

 

No love for Hardbodies?

Hardbodies was a quintessential 80’s B movie and the writing and TITS helped form many growing young boys into fine upstanding Men. 

3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I like the tits in Hardbodies. Gains was annoying as fuck in that movie. Which means he nailed the role. So, good job, Courtney, I hated your character. 

(But holy shit, isn’t that one of the worst acted movies ever?)

Dude… Courtney Gains character (checks notes), “Rag” was great in this movie. “What’s he doing? He’s flipping you off in 30 different languages.”


 

 

2 hours ago, Cooterhorn said:

There was acting in that movie?

 

 

A little. 
 

Now back to CFS and ‘Croots. 

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1 minute ago, SarksJuggs said:

Smh…broke sons of bitches.

Interesting timing on this release. That shit ain't decided.

3 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I think Stewart is going to end up like Petersen did. I will never forget him putting on that OU hat and saying “Texas is good but if you want to win championships, you go to Oklahoma!” during the All-Star game. Fuck him for that. I hope every member of the 2005 team shows him what a proper championship ring looks like. He got a bag but nothing else

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13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ah, the Merritt Parkway

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No pool?  Do not want

1 minute ago, SarksJuggs said:

Smh…broke sons of bitches.

Couldn’t have held that for 26 more hours, Greg?

Welp, there goes Perkins. 

5 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Not sure if that works in college with the limited scholarships.

Draft picks and roster spots in the NFL are much more limited. 

1 minute ago, Fico said:

Interesting timing on this release. That shit ain't decided.

Seriously.  I don't have any idea who that guy is and next to zero chance he has any idea what he's talking about.

8 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I think Stewart is going to end up like Petersen did. I will never forget him putting on that OU hat and saying “Texas is good but if you want to win championships, you go to Oklahoma!” during the All-Star game. Fuck him for that. I hope every member of the 2005 team shows him what a proper championship ring looks like. He got a bag but nothing else

Karma is such a sweet piece of pie, isn't it?

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4 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Smh…broke sons of bitches.

This guy is an Oklahoma State homer that bashes OU and Texas constantly. He’s also wrong about everything in regards to realignment. 

Nobody should trust this idiot. 

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2 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

Smh…broke sons of bitches.

Oh... you mean an OSU guy wants to fuck Texas and OU n recruiting again talking about shit he has no clue on... shocking

 

Now just waiting for FCB to do something similar in a nice vague article tonight before signing day tomorrow.

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