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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Maybe Whittington stays healthy this year.

Maybe I'll get a blowjob from Kate Beckinsale for Christmas.

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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Can we loan them the money and charge them whatever the payday loan places charge until they have paid us back?

30 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

Gotta throw Hot Dog: The Movie in there as well.

And Spring Break, especially for the hot lead singer of that band. Though admittedly, she was no Shannon Tweed, nor did the movie feature a Chinese Downhill…

4 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

My apologies.  Internet has been spotty and it triple posted.  Definitely not my intention 

No apologies needed.  The third post ten minutes later made me genuinely laugh out loud.

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Maybe I'll get a blowjob from Kate Beckinsale for Christmas.

You too? 

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Maybe I'll get a blowjob from Kate Beckinsale for Christmas.

What a weird thing to post on a message board…out of curiosity, are any of your immediate family members obsessed with sex?

16 minutes ago, T-dog said:

I think Stewart is going to end up like Petersen did. I will never forget him putting on that OU hat and saying “Texas is good but if you want to win championships, you go to Oklahoma!” during the All-Star game. Fuck him for that. I hope every member of the 2005 team shows him what a proper championship ring looks like. He got a bag but nothing else

Probably as good a time as any to remind everyone that in his last game against the Longhorns, resulting in an overall 1-2 record against Texas and [checks notes] zero national champions while watching Texas win the title in 2005, Adrian Peterson was caught from behind by A-aron Lewis and his 5.4 speed.  Wonderful memory.

 

13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Maybe I'll get a blowjob from Kate Beckinsale for Christmas.

Believe it or not she doesn't give a good bj.

55 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Seriously.  I don't have any idea who that guy is and next to zero chance he has any idea what he's talking about.

Radio host and I think an Okie lite guy.  Limp dick attempt to hurt UT and BlowU.  He's accumulating aggy and rapelor fans.  Oh, and a delusional cougar high chick.

1 minute ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Believe it or not she doesn't give a good bj.

way too much teeth

1 minute ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Believe it or not she doesn't give a good bj.

I'll make my own informed opinion.

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10 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

can somebody make a logo that says IOU

Broke bitches

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I don’t believe you! Is there even such a thing as bad blow job?

Ask your boyfriend…

20 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Maybe I'll get a blowjob from Kate Beckinsale for Christmas.

At this point, I'd settle for your mom to swing back by....

Just now, General Specific said:


I don’t believe you! Is there even such a thing as bad blow job?

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Oh look, Billy lying.  Surprise surprise!

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

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Long live the Alligator Grill…

6 minutes ago, General Specific said:


I don’t believe you! Is there even such a thing as bad blow job?

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2 minutes ago, General Specific said:


I don’t believe you! Is there even such a thing as bad blow job?

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1 minute ago, Zhorn96 said:

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You keep using that word blowjob. I don’t think it means what you think it means….

7 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Bitch

 

Everyone stamp lying out of his ass on twitter for aggy gain on their Loochy bingo card

9 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Bitch

 

They're not signing on to play in the SEC. They're signing on to win the SEC. Subtle difference to aggy

You knew Chin Pubes would jump all over that tweet even though it has no chance of being true. 

The guy is a massive bitch. 

Can’t get a good CFS in Southeastern Connecticut but I had yet to try the Popeye’s chicken sandwich so fuck it, she’ll have to do.
Popeye’s spicy chicken sandwich featuring the wife’s tits.
Happy Holidays and Merry Recruitmas my fellow scumbags.
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Sorry I’m late, but congrats on the tits
31 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Believe it or not she doesn't give a good bj.

Pos rep for your avatar 

19 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Long live the Alligator Grill…

Used to crush oysters there in college. Rarely got sick. 

2025 would be ideal for Texas. Roster is not ready.  A couple years with NIL will make all the difference in the world for Texas.  Okie may need to save cash for recruits or they may want to just stay put.

2 minutes ago, Noog said:

2025 would be ideal for Texas. Roster is not ready.  A couple years with NIL will make all the difference in the world for Texas.  Okie may need to save cash for recruits or they may want to just stay put.

You must've gotten all that rep from your awesome takes

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3 minutes ago, Noog said:

2025 would be ideal for Texas. Roster is not ready.  A couple years with NIL will make all the difference in the world for Texas.  Okie may need to save cash for recruits or they may want to just stay put.

Being able to go to SEC sooner helps with recruiting.  Why do you think these fake news are coming out just before NSD1.  Hey Looch suck a dick.

3 minutes ago, Noog said:

2025 would be ideal for Texas. Roster is not ready.  A couple years with NIL will make all the difference in the world for Texas.  Okie may need to save cash for recruits or they may want to just stay put.

love when a suspected aggy troll is 100% confirmed when I check posting history.

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think Stewart is going to end up like Petersen did. I will never forget him putting on that OU hat and saying “Texas is good but if you want to win championships, you go to Oklahoma!” during the All-Star game. Fuck him for that. I hope every member of the 2005 team shows him what a proper championship ring looks like. He got a bag but nothing else

I'm stuck in the Matrix.

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3 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I think Stewart is going to end up like Petersen did. I will never forget him putting on that OU hat and saying “Texas is good but if you want to win championships, you go to Oklahoma!” during the All-Star game. Fuck him for that. I hope every member of the 2005 team shows him what a proper championship ring looks like. He got a bag but nothing else

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18 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

You knew Chin Pubes would jump all over that tweet even though it has no chance of being true. 

The guy is a massive bitch. 

He is doing everything he can to help Jimbo hang onto his razor thin margin of victory despite being unhinged bagmen for the program this year. 

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For those recruits who think signing with aggy means free blow jobs from Billy Liucci, I've got news for you...

 

...it does.

11 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Pos rep for your avatar 

Thanks, I'll let my wife know her breasts are admired. 😆 

17 minutes ago, Noog said:

2025 would be ideal for Texas. Roster is not ready.  A couple years with NIL will make all the difference in the world for Texas.  Okie may need to save cash for recruits or they may want to just stay put.

Adrian Peterson sock found.

Anybody else feel like Evan Stewart is gonna end up like Adrian Peterson?

24 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I think Stewart is going to end up like Petersen did. I will never forget him putting on that OU hat and saying “Texas is good but if you want to win championships, you go to Oklahoma!” during the All-Star game. Fuck him for that. I hope every member of the 2005 team shows him what a proper championship ring looks like. He got a bag but nothing else

Jesus.  I hate AT&T.  

1 minute ago, Harvdog said:

Jesus.  I hate AT&T.  

Ha! I thought you'd just posted it again for the lulz

At some point it’s comical. I literally hit save 1 time. I have no idea how it posted 4 times. Just crazy. 

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

well see. 

This, I refuse to believe that Texas wouldn't float OU some type of loan:

1) just for the fucking symbolism of UT having to bailout OUs broke ass

2) to GTFO of the shithole that is the BIG 12.

2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

At some point it’s comical. I literally hit save 1 time. I have no idea how it posted 4 times. Just crazy. 

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