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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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1 minute ago, cdain3 said:
2 minutes ago, texifornia said:
Ah, I see we've all stumbled into the new NSD Eve social media excitement driver.

Don't let him troll you.

But what about Neto?

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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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Burke had Baylor, Utah, and Michigan offers. What do those teams know about defense?

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

so people would stop fucking blowing up his god damned twitter you jock sniffing fucks.

Nope can't be that. Time to panic.

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wasn't it neto who didn't like the recruiting process?  his twitter is not very active.  i can see him pulling it down and just doing things the old-fashioned way.

2 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Neto decommiting in 24 hours would be the craziest recruiting story of the cycle there’s no way that’s happening 

That’s some solid justification there.

I like that Burke kid. Needs to add 40-60 lbs at least but looks to have a good feel for the game only playing a limited amount of football. Can’t teach length 

3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

White devil.

Don’t let him fool you. 

6 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

How is the Burke kid’s eating ability?  Because he’s gonna need to eat a bunch.

He's like the @Uncle Boobsof Gatti's Pizza. Eats pies for hours at a time. 

I'm glad signing day is tomorrow or it would be two weeks of people talking about how Burke needs to gain 35 pounds.

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

I like that Burke kid. Needs to add 40-60 lbs at least but looks to have a good feel for the game only playing a limited amount of football. Can’t teach length 

I believe you meant "lenf"

Looked at twitter and his last tweet was in July. Was that always the case (minus the committing)?  If not. He might just have gone social media dark. 

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I like that Burke kid. Needs to add 40-60 lbs at least but looks to have a good feel for the game only playing a limited amount of football. Can’t teach length 

Put him on the Omenihu plan

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2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

night shift, reporting for duty.

 

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Calm down, ya nancys.

Probably just tired of the notifications. 

Gunna cross my fingers and hope he’s just never heard of the “mute tweet” option.
3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I'm glad signing day is tomorrow or it would be two weeks of people talking about how Burke needs to gain 35 pounds.

I know a few people on here who can help him find a certain fried food.

I hope Burke isn’t a replacement for a decommit. 
 

That sentence should carry the thread for another 100 pages. 

1 minute ago, Chopper said:

Calm down, ya nancys.

Unprepare our anuses?

Westlake kid's hudl is interesting. Looks like a stick figure but he uses his length to his advantage. I'm now gruntled by the take.

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I also don't want to be that guy whose posts about this kid get necrobumped in 3 years if he turns into a 6'7 270 lbs All American freak.

 

Just now, Dbeasy said:

I hope Burke isn’t a replacement for a decommit. 
 

That sentence should carry the thread for another 100 pages. 

Nah, hoping it's Swanson will only last a couple

Just now, Dbeasy said:

I hope Burke isn’t a replacement for a decommit. 
 

That sentence should carry the thread for another 100 pages. 

He is. McKinzie

20 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Still trying to get over the initial near-universal reaction that we are somehow too good for a DL that Michigan wanted.

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12 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

buddy told me about Stewart taking off aggy on his IG profile.. he's right

 

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His commitment picture is still the third picture (bottom right of the screen shot) on his instagram. He just replaced the tag with a link to his youtube channel.

 

He hasn’t decommitted Jesus fuck guys take a chill pill

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Just now, lilMAC25 said:

247 still has Neto as a horn…

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Well yeah they still have Lewis too, and Brice as an OU commit. You have to actually say you're decommitting for them to take you off the list.

Just now, Big Woodrows said:

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I wish we had video showing Harbaugh after this photo was taken, chucking that cake into some big grey trash can. Where it belonged.

I’ll admit that 90% of the reason I’m unexcited about Burke is that Michigan likes to take big frame players that are athletic and see if they can turn them into great football players and a lot of times it doesn’t work out. It’s going to be a crap shoot. But I guess every recruit is a crap shoot. 

JJ Watt was 6’5” 220 and a 2* recruit. Burke is taller, bigger and a 3* burgeoning on 4*. Go ahead and get him ready for Canton.

 

He hasn’t decommitted Jesus fuck guys take a chill pill

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34 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

@TreatyOak you know Westlake, is Burke a legitimate take?

He has been a great player this season. He wasn’t even going to play college football and was going to head east to play lacrosse. Then, he has had his outstanding season, and Michigan offered him. I can’t tell you how many balls he has batted down, and he has been a force against some very athletic teams. I think he has one or two INTs. He is a tremendous athlete and is an outstanding high school player. I think he would be an awesome forward on a bball court. Of course, he benefits from an outstanding defense coaching staff and a very cohesive team around him. 

However, college is another matter. I think he could potentially be a great addition, provided he had a couple of years to bulk up. He is very disruptive to passing games, because he makes his height a problem for QBs. He is not the level of a war-daddy game-changer that we like to see who can quickly contribute, but a smart, athletic player. Gonna need to bulk up for $EC.

4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Unprepare our anuses?

Unless your name is Nicole.

so people would stop fucking blowing up his god damned twitter you jock sniffing fucks.
Yeah because an already committed kid taking his commitment video off his Twitter would help to keep attention away from him

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4 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

JJ Watt was 6’5” 220 and a 2* recruit. Burke is taller, bigger and a 3* burgeoning on 4*. Go ahead and get him ready for Canton.

Didn't know he was just a 2* but the weight is off.

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4 minutes ago, Dummy said:

His commitment picture is still the third picture (bottom right of the screen shot) on his instagram. He just replaced the tag with a link to his youtube channel.

He did have aggie above that link previously though. Signed, definitely not a stalker.

1 minute ago, Ashley Schaeffer said:

He did have aggie above that link previously though. Signed, definitely not a stalker.

Stewart isn’t coming.

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