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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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Two words I never anticipated typing:  "dammit Neto."

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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Burke is the most disruptive player on what is one of the greatest defenses in TX HSFB history. He stands out on nearly every play. I don’t know if it translates to college or not, but I look forward to seeing.


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4 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

I really need these flipmas teases to be significant additions and not just “Crud we lost our 4-star so we had to grab a developmental project.”

That is not at all what happened 

Justin Wells: Five Most Important Decisions before early NSD 2022

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Covering the Texas Football recruiting beat lately has been like a bottle rocket, whereas before the last few weeks was more like a dud. Now, UT’s Class of 2022 is as hot as any program in the nation. Quinn Ewers, NIL, and Kyle Flood have all played integral parts to putting this group together. Shout-out to the Texas commits themselves on putting in some serious work. This class is why I love college football recruiting. The decisions made today will ultimately affect what happens on the field tomorrow. Let’s check out the five most important decisions remaining for Texas going into the early signing period on Wednesday.

1. CB Denver Harris, North Shore (Houston, TX): The elite corner has it narrowed down to Texas, Texas A&M, and Alabama. In a way, it was always going to be those three, even though he barely showed the Aggies love throughout the process. UT has been the most consistent with the two-time state champion, going for ring No. 3 on Saturday. Nobody has covered the On3 five-star like @EricNahlin and it feels like it’s been years. Matter of fact, it has been. This is the one that would put the icing on the Texas C/O 2022’s proverbial cake.

2. CB Terrance Brooks, Little Elm (Little Elm, TX) (OHIO STATE): This recruitment has been slowly building over the last few weeks. Even before Ohio State hired a new defensive coordinator, Terry Joseph was putting in work with the Brooks’ family. Brooks is all about relationships and development, which is no surprise considering his father, Chet Brooks, played defensive back in the NFL. We’ve been out front on this development from the start and one source inside the program feels like the On3 No. 18 player in the country would play immediately in Austin. Our @HudsonStandish will be on-hand for his signing ceremony. He’s not just the other five-star corner in this state.

3. WR Armani Winfield, Lewisville (Lewisville, TX): As of tonight, it looks like Texas, Baylor, or Michigan State. After being committed to UT for the better part of a year, he famously de-committed during a Texas-Kansas State clash and burned some bridges in doing so. He wants back in the class, but will Texas take him? Baylor is the other school I’d watch, but you have to think the Horns welcome him back considering they have one wide receiver commit in this cycle. Or Sark’s becoming more serious about bringing in kids buying-in to the culture.

4. Running Back Take Two: UT wants another tailback to join Klein Cain’s Jaydon Blue in this cycle. After looking over various options like Newton’s DeAnthony Gatson, the staff stumbled onto Grand Prairie athlete Savion Red. Texas offered the former SMU pledge before his in-home visit with Jeff Banks, and have been building ever since. If for some reason the 5-foot-11, 205-pounder selects SMU or Mississippi Valley State, they’d probably look harder at Winter Park (FL) running back Terrance Gibbs or into the portal. But that’s not likely.

5. Shazz Preston, Saint James (Saint James, LA): The On3 four-star is down to Alabama, Texas, LSU, and Georgia. This has an Alabama feel to it, but we’d heard positive intel on the Longhorns chances of landing the 6-foot, 190-pounder and On3 No. 143 overall prospect in the class. Preston visited Austin and has always been more than gracious about the UT staff. I wouldn’t be surprised if the #22EFFECT pledges have reached out.

Reminder: This cycle is off the rails. Prepare for tomorrow. Hydrate and piss like a champion.

 

13 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Don’t know how Georgia and Bama aren’t raising more hell about this like they did with Ole Miss a few years ago.

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2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Tell me you don’t know a thing about Ethan Burke without saying you don’t know a thing about Ethan Burke.

I’m not talking about Burke. I’m just saying that seeing all the “#FlipMas 👀” tweets will be really anti-climactic if it’s all because we had to replace recruits who flipped from us in the first place.

5 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Two words I never anticipated typing:  "dammit Neto."

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Just now, Aslan24 said:

I’m not talking about Burke. I’m just saying that seeing all the “#FlipMas 👀” tweets will be really anti-climactic if it’s all because we had to replace recruits who flipped from us in the first place.

Well it’s flipmas because a kid who was committed to Michigan is now coming to Texas. The circumstances around the flip can be debated but we are getting a kid from our backyard that is a damn good player.

16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Has pepperoni had a fucking update on Denver Harris every fucking hour? My god, I’d file harassment charges

He drove Banks right to us

I’m looking forward to 35 pages of reading when I wake up in the morning.

21 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Has pepperoni had a fucking update on Denver Harris every fucking hour? My god, I’d file harassment charges

All Sark has to do is hang around the rim long enough for aggy 995ers to fuck up these recruitments.

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m looking forward to 35 pages of reading when I wake up in the morning.

It's going to be at 1100 in the morning.  

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I only get bad vibes from this dude

He might have been flipped to the good guys this cycle.

4 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

I’m not talking about Burke. I’m just saying that seeing all the “#FlipMas 👀” tweets will be really anti-climactic if it’s all because we had to replace recruits who flipped from us in the first place.

Listen Asslan, contrary to your belief, these recruits coming together in excitement is more important than your climax.

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m looking forward to 35 pages of reading when I wake up in the morning.

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

site any faster right now? 

It does seem faster. More server power?

17 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Theory: Anthony Jones was the one person in the class that PK was heavily involved with. Is his potential exit an indicator a DC change is coming?

Obviously this year was unacceptable but it’s pretty clear the talent is lacking on defense.  PK was universally lauded when Sark made the hire.  I don’t understand the desire to see him go so quick.

Just now, immamac said:

I added a 3rd node to the elasticsearch cluster, I'm hoping that makes things faster for tomorrow.

Is that slang for Big Dick Energy?  

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7 minutes ago, PTINS said:

Most of these plays are a jail brake meeting at the ball. Westlake has a great system, team and players, in that order. 

All Gas No Jail "Brake"

Just now, immamac said:

I added a 3rd node to the elasticsearch cluster, I'm hoping that makes things faster for tomorrow.

Is this a different term for a flux capacitor?

18 minutes ago, fatheryeet said:

Theory: Fat Pat is meeting with PK on thursday not to inquire about a job, but to fire PK

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I added a 3rd node to the elasticsearch cluster, I'm hoping that makes things faster for tomorrow.

Major improvement on the refresh...

 

I got a feeling tomorrow is going to make the severs cry a bit

4 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Listen Asslan, contrary to your belief, these recruits coming together in excitement is more important than your climax.

Shouldn’t have said anything. My bad.

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I added a 3rd node to the elasticsearch cluster, I'm hoping that makes things faster for tomorrow.

 

 

You're a good man, immamac.

No matter what EVERY ONE ELSE says.

 

I added a 3rd node to the elasticsearch cluster, I'm hoping that makes things faster for tomorrow.

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3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I added a 3rd node to the elasticsearch cluster, I'm hoping that makes things faster for tomorrow.

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6 minutes ago, immamac said:

I added a 3rd node to the elasticsearch cluster, I'm hoping that makes things faster for tomorrow.

Was your cluster affected by the log4j zero-day vulnerability?

8 minutes ago, immamac said:

site any faster right now? 

Yep... Appreciate yah

Guess you've switched from McRibs to CFS to get things moving faster in a good way ??  😋

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

obviously, i also updated to the latest version. 

Ballsy move on NSD1 eve. 

3 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Was your cluster affected by the log4j zero-day vulnerability?

delayed Y2K GPU cluster bomb

14 minutes ago, immamac said:

I added a 3rd node to the elasticsearch cluster, I'm hoping that makes things faster for tomorrow.

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3 minutes ago, SaucyJack said:

Needs more HDMI ports.

CJK5H

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I added a 3rd node to the elasticsearch cluster, I'm hoping that makes things faster for tomorrow.

So Surly is a photon traveling at the speed of light? And from the photons perspective, time is instant.

So us posters experience infinite posts???
1 minute ago, SaucyJack said:

Needs more HDMI ports.

 

CJK5H

More like it needs the TK421 modification that kicks it up another three to four quads per channel.  But, that’s technical talk.

 

I’ve seen Hackers.  Type Cookie. That will head them off at the pass. 

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