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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
    ChonkySalmon666

    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is Deion actually good at coaching DBs or is he just a more charismatic DeMarco Murray (can do, can't teach)? Obviously the team did well, loss to ULM aside.

I would guess he's great teaching coverage techniques and terrible teaching tackling, since he has no expertise in tackling whatsoever.

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10 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Should we get Greene,  does that mean we aren’t getting Campbell?

Gotta have Greene. A class worth Blue, Red, and Brown wouldn't be complete without him. 

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Just read that Kendrick Law won the 100m championship in Louisiana with a FAT time of 10:48. That's some pretty serious speed. If he can catch and if we are going to give him a shot at receiver it would take the sting out of not getting Evan Stewart, should that come to pass.

Gerry mentioned today that if Law came to Texas, he might start out at WR...

5 minutes ago, Octavian said:

FSU livestream reaction to losing Travis Hunter… they’re down real bad…

 

 

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The Kool-aid is going to be spiked with Chicken Fried Steak this year. 

FIFY
12 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Should we get Greene,  does that mean we aren’t getting Campbell?

See the post directly above yours…

The Kool-aid is going to be spiked with Chicken Fried Steak this year. 

FIFY
8 minutes ago, Octavian said:

FSU livestream reaction to losing Travis Hunter… they’re down real bad…

 

 

Honestly, that's worse than losing to Kansas. Fr. Imagine if that shit happened to us. We would never hear the end of it. 

18 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

This thread would be 800 pages without tapa.

Thank god for tapa then. 

Gerry Hamilton

 

The Longhorns up one spot to No. 5(On3 Team Rankings)


Now you guys can play with all the scenarios.

2pm announcement: Savion Red
2pm'ish: On3 Consensus 4-star Shazz Preston (likely Alabama)
4pm announcement: On3 Consensus 4-star Armani Winfield
4:30pm announcement: On3 Consensus 4-star Malik Agbo

Friday 3pm announcement: On3 Consensus 4-star Kendrick Law

Wildcard announcement: On3 Consensus 5-star Denver Harris

 

 

 

 

No mention of Stewart.

14 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

We're gonna land Stewart and Harris. Then Perkins' questions about there being enough talent on this team will be answered and he'll hop on board. Campbell will sign with us on NSD2. And we'll close out with five six 5*s (including Ewers). We will overtake Aggy and they will cry and it will be glorious. 

It is known.

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6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

What I like the most about the UT coaches watching the Brooks flip, was the reaction of Gideon and Joseph. Also just a general vibe that the coaching staff likes each other.

Yes, alignment of the coaches is definitely paramount. That, and proper hydration. 

4 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Gotta have Greene. A class worth Blue, Red, and Brown wouldn't be complete without him. 

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2 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

I get what you're saying and normally I would agree.  If you're picking Bama over UGA, just pick the hat, but if you're doing something that actually shocks the world, I'm okay with a little showmanship.  

The first memory I have of a big time recruit was an attention whore from Dallas Carter committing to the U back when Jimmy Johnson was coach. I know he was from DFW, just not sure about Carter.  Pretty sure he was a linebacker. Anyway, he held a fucking press conference to announce and ESPN I believe it was, covered it. It was unheard of back then. Can't remember if he played the hat game or not. I'm sure another old on here knows who I'm talking about. He was damn good though I'll give him that.

32 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

 

Travis Hunter's hat game trolling was in full effect.

For a dude with a microphone, you can't hear a damn thing he's saying.

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@golfclap

 

NSD could be huge for him:

 

 

 

Damn… the coaching carousel giveth and the carousel taketh away.

Edited by Octavian

Just now, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

The first memory I have of a big time recruit was an attention whore from Dallas Carter committing to the U back when Jimmy Johnson was coach. I know he was from DFW, just not sure about Carter.  Pretty sure he was a linebacker. Anyway, he held a fucking press conference to announce and ESPN I believe it was, covered it. It was unheard of back then. Can't remember if he played the hat game or not. I'm sure another old on here knows who I'm talking about. He was damn good though I'll give him that.

Armstead.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@golfclap

 

NSD could be huge for him:

 

 

 

I'm rooting for him to get his opportunity. Hope he's looking for a familiar WR coach to start his staff.

1 minute ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

The first memory I have of a big time recruit was an attention whore from Dallas Carter committing to the U back when Jimmy Johnson was coach. I know he was from DFW, just not sure about Carter.  Pretty sure he was a linebacker. Anyway, he held a fucking press conference to announce and ESPN I believe it was, covered it. It was unheard of back then. Can't remember if he played the hat game or not. I'm sure another old on here knows who I'm talking about. He was damn good though I'll give him that.

Jessie Armstead

1 minute ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

The first memory I have of a big time recruit was an attention whore from Dallas Carter committing to the U back when Jimmy Johnson was coach. I know he was from DFW, just not sure about Carter.  Pretty sure he was a linebacker. Anyway, he held a fucking press conference to announce and ESPN I believe it was, covered it. It was unheard of back then. Can't remember if he played the hat game or not. I'm sure another old on here knows who I'm talking about. He was damn good though I'll give him that.

Jesse armstead

1 minute ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

The first memory I have of a big time recruit was an attention whore from Dallas Carter committing to the U back when Jimmy Johnson was coach. I know he was from DFW, just not sure about Carter.  Pretty sure he was a linebacker. Anyway, he held a fucking press conference to announce and ESPN I believe it was, covered it. It was unheard of back then. Can't remember if he played the hat game or not. I'm sure another old on here knows who I'm talking about. He was damn good though I'll give him that.

Jesse Armstead, I believe? 

2 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

The first memory I have of a big time recruit was an attention whore from Dallas Carter committing to the U back when Jimmy Johnson was coach. I know he was from DFW, just not sure about Carter.  Pretty sure he was a linebacker. Anyway, he held a fucking press conference to announce and ESPN I believe it was, covered it. It was unheard of back then. Can't remember if he played the hat game or not. I'm sure another old on here knows who I'm talking about. He was damn good though I'll give him that.

Lol never mind like 10 posts in a row…

Edited by Ignatius

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@golfclap

 

NSD could be huge for him:

 

 

 

Congrats to him. He seems to be genuinely respected by most of the RBs he's worked with. Wonder if it would be worth having Samples fill this spot

Man that will suck if he leaves. Isn't his daughter in gymnastics here in Texas?

If he takes your dumbass with you I’ll help him pack his fuckin bags
2 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

The first memory I have of a big time recruit was an attention whore from Dallas Carter committing to the U back when Jimmy Johnson was coach. I know he was from DFW, just not sure about Carter.  Pretty sure he was a linebacker. Anyway, he held a fucking press conference to announce and ESPN I believe it was, covered it. It was unheard of back then. Can't remember if he played the hat game or not. I'm sure another old on here knows who I'm talking about. He was damn good though I'll give him that.

Jessie Armstead?
Man that will suck if he leaves. Isn't his daughter in gymnastics here in Texas?

LSU I think
2 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

The first memory I have of a big time recruit was an attention whore from Dallas Carter committing to the U back when Jimmy Johnson was coach. I know he was from DFW, just not sure about Carter.  Pretty sure he was a linebacker. Anyway, he held a fucking press conference to announce and ESPN I believe it was, covered it. It was unheard of back then. Can't remember if he played the hat game or not. I'm sure another old on here knows who I'm talking about. He was damn good though I'll give him that.

Paging Jesse Armstead

1 minute ago, Octavian said:

Damn… the coaching carousel giveth and the carousel taketh away.

Good coach, anything but a volume recruiter. There's potential we could get someone who checks both boxes if Sark hires well (and who wouldn't want to coach Bijan).

1 minute ago, cashman said:

Congrats to him. He seems to be genuinely respected by most of the RBs he's worked with. Wonder if it would be worth having Samples fill this spot

Agreed.  He seemed like a good guy.  Hope he is very successful there. 

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Armstead.

 

1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Jessie Armstead

 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jesse armstead

 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Jesse Armstead, I believe? 

 

2 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Jesse Armstead?

 

2 minutes ago, speed817 said:
Jessie Armstead?

The loading issues are real...

4 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

The first memory I have of a big time recruit was an attention whore from Dallas Carter committing to the U back when Jimmy Johnson was coach. I know he was from DFW, just not sure about Carter.  Pretty sure he was a linebacker. Anyway, he held a fucking press conference to announce and ESPN I believe it was, covered it. It was unheard of back then. Can't remember if he played the hat game or not. I'm sure another old on here knows who I'm talking about. He was damn good though I'll give him that.

I'm thinking Jesse Armstead

Man that will suck if he leaves. Isn't his daughter in gymnastics here in Texas?

Fucking tapa today, I swear. Now your pics aren’t showing.
1 minute ago, Reese Bennett said:

In on 1066, the Sark Conquest.

Pos Rep for important historical reference. Bravo, sir.

Are we gonna spend 2 pages discussing blah blah blah

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Good coach, anything but a volume recruiter. There's potential we could get someone who checks both boxes if Sark hires well (and who wouldn't want to coach Bijan).

People will overreact to Drayton leaving but Texas can probably upgrade. 

10 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

I swear to god, Zay might be my favorite Longhorn since VY. Maybe since Ricky. Dude is bought the fuck in. Despite a 5-7 shit ass season. 

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