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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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    closetojumping

    Thanks. I have been on the boards since 1997 when I was a student at Texas. We've spent decades as fans and board patrons feeling powerless to create any real change. The Internet, social media,

  • ChonkySalmon666
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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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Just now, texifornia said:

Jessie Armstead is 51 years old and finished his career in 2003. I am 31 and don't know who Jessie Armstead is.

we all have flaws

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Jessie Armstead is 51 years old and finished his career in 2003. I am 31 and don't know who Jessie Armstead is.

shit. 

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well fwiw, everything you millenials know about linebacker play today is because of lawrence taylor, jessie armstead, and ray lewis.

actually, no it is not.  you guys have actually never seen real linebacker play since they are all just dbs now.  which i guess is why we are no longer apparently recruiting them. :(

Edited by sidis

almost 20 years ago Jesse Armstead lived a few houses down the same street as me in Desoto

Csb

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Want to feel old - Armstead's last game was 17 years ago.

I hate you right now.

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!

This is shagurly.  People are going to quadruple post just to spite you.

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!

Yep. Nothing happening after hitting submit and seeing it change to saving means it is posting even with the huge traffic.

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2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!

Yeah, it doesn't matter. I'm clicking once and changing tabs. Shit's borked

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!

This is shagurly.  People are going to quadruple post just to spite you.

Seems obvious to me that the renewed Dunancville pipeline and interest coinciding with Drayton probably moving on is a big signal that Samples is joining the staff after NSD1?

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Jessie Armstead is 51 years old and finished his career in 2003. I am 31 and don't know who Jessie Armstead is.

I may be mistaken but I think Jessie Armstead is one of the main characters of Saved By the Bell. 

3 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

 

I thought PK was supposed to suck as a recruiter...

2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

almost 20 years ago Jesse Armstead lived a few houses down the same street as me in Desoto

Csb

Frost Farms or Thorntree?  Lots of athletes and former athletes living around there.  

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!

anger management GIF

Just now, Katfid54 said:

Seems obvious to me that the renewed Dunancville pipeline and interest coinciding with Drayton probably moving on is a big signal that Samples is joining the staff after NSD1?

He literally just went to TCU like 2 weeks ago

4 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Why?

you know how in every group of hot friends is always one fat girl?

1. Hit Submit Reply

2. Run a marathon

3. Read War and Peace

4. Check to see if post was submitted. 

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!

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Just now, Laxtonto said:

I thought PK was supposed to suck as a recruiter...

Same rankings that had Meh as a top recruiter. 

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For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!

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2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Seems obvious to me that the renewed Dunancville pipeline and interest coinciding with Drayton probably moving on is a big signal that Samples is joining the staff after NSD1?

Doubtful

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Well, it's Jessie, so that could be part of the problem.

Jessie is a friend.  I'd say he's a real good friend of mine.

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Want to feel old - Armstead's last game was 17 years ago.

Or how about a poster earlier saying they never knew Deion as a player 

6 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:
For Fuck's sake, just click the submit button 1 FUCKING time. It is lagging, but it will eventually post whatever bullshit meme, gif, or drivel that you fucksticks think we cannot live without!


J/k

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1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

I thought PK was supposed to suck as a recruiter...

If you read surly too much you will begin to think he sucks at everything my friend. lol 

2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Yeah, it doesn't matter. I'm clicking once and changing tabs. Shit's borked

Borked is right, tapa or not!

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1 minute ago, Nope said:

Doubtful

username checks out, etc. etc. etc.

2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Yeah, it doesn't matter. I'm clicking once and changing tabs. Shit's borked

Borked is right, tapa or not!

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I thought PK was supposed to suck as a recruiter...

I think Bo Davis probably helped reel most of those

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Shazz chose Alabama

We’re full.

12 minutes ago, utexas8 said:


Is this a joke lol like the Adrian Peterson- Evan Stewart thing. I just saw Jesse armstead posted a lot so figured it was.

I also do not know who Jesse Armstead is.

 

Not sure exactly what Gerry said, but I believe it would align with the opinion below.

General opinion across services is 

- not sure when he'll sign

- increasing chatter that Texas is in it, although I think most would still say A&M is the favorite

Hope that helps.

(Armstead was posted about 56 times, so just a little joke.)

 

 

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Seems obvious to me that the renewed Dunancville pipeline and interest coinciding with Drayton probably moving on is a big signal that Samples is joining the staff after NSD1?

I hope you're right but I think that's a bit of a stretch.  If we could upgrade WR Coach and RB Coach recruiting that would be great.

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:


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this shit wasn't funny the first time and isn't funny now - hit submit ONCE

edit: if you don't use it, just download ublock origin and you can block this dumb gif

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2 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

almost 20 years ago Jesse Armstead lived a few houses down the same street as me in Desoto

Csb

Frost Farms or Thorntree?  Lots of athletes and former athletes living around there.  

Just now, runthebone said:

Red + Blue + Brown = Puce

Undefeated 

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Stewart is trolling us. Little does he know he’s actually trolling himself when he catches 15 passes next season for 365 yds

365/15 = 24.33 per and thats real gud

10 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Want to feel old - Armstead's last game was 17 years ago.

And this thread will still be posting about him 17 years from now

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Jessie Armstead is 51 years old and finished his career in 2003. I am 31 and don't know who Jessie Armstead is.

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I know how to click just once

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