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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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2 minutes ago, NoName said:

this shit wasn't funny the first time and isn't funny now - hit submit ONCE

edit: if you don't use it, just download ublock origin and you can block this dumb gif

You seem awfully mad. Todays a good day. Unfuck yourself

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    I work closely with a certain previously committed 5 star QB's father (hint: its Quinn Ewers, for those who haven't been following recruiting closely like I have) and chatted with him a bit this after

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Gerry - if Law wants to play receiver, Alabama may not make sense.  May come down to Texas and LSU.

 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

You seem awfully mad. Todays a good day. Unfuck yourself

the GIF was annoying the first eight times you posted it, when you then go and post it intentionally it shows you are the exact fuckstick he is talking about.

and to top it off, it was and still is a shitty gif choice.

28 minutes ago, immamac said:

Can you stupid tapatalk fucks just not use tapatalk for one fucking day? There is nothing wrong with the site and tapatalk is actually responsible for the majority of the borkage. I Fucking hate that piece of shit plugin. Be normal like 98% of the other fucking users. 

it sucks shit because when you goto the site on mobile (atleast for me) this fucking giant popup comes up that takes half the screen asking if you want to use tapatalk.  any chance you can remove that? 

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Gerry - if Law wants to play receiver, Alabama may not make sense.  May come down to Texas and LSU.

 

This is the way 

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2 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

 

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The sisters went Aggie I guess. 

1 minute ago, The Earl of Texas said:

365/15 = 24.33 per and thats real gud

No he’s gonna have like 1 or 2 herp-a-derp 70+ yd catches where the defender falls down. Do some goofy TikTok dance and catch 15 yd outs for the rest of the season

Stewart is trolling us. Little does he know he’s actually trolling himself when he catches 15 passes next season for 365 yds
He's not getting 365 yards bro.
1 minute ago, NoName said:

the GIF was annoying the first eight times you posted it, when you then go and post it intentionally it shows you are the exact fuckstick he is talking about.

and to top it off, it was and still is a shitty gif choice.

Well you stay mad about a gif. No one knew tapa was fucked but as long as your pussy continues to be infected on a great day I’ll keep posting it to see you bitch like a whiny cunt 

20 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Well, he is talking about Temple University, so I will allow it.

TU stands for Temple University. His way of showing love to the folks back In Philadelphia. 

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3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I know how to click just once

 

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Edited 2 minutes ago by Huckleberry

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Stewart is trolling us. Little does he know he’s actually trolling himself when he catches 15 passes next season for 365 yds
He's not getting 365 yards bro.
Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Well you stay mad about a gif. No one knew tapa was fucked but as long as your pussy continues to be infected on a great day I’ll keep posting it to see you bitch like a whiny cunt 

Jennifer Lawrence Reaction GIF

Does Kendrick Law sign today?

The drayton  move going to affect Owens recruitment in 23 land or nah?

Edited by Sgt Hulk

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Jessie Armstead is 51 years old and finished his career in 2003. I am 31 and don't know who Jessie Armstead is.

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unpopular opinion alert: the gif was not funny the first several times it was posted.

after that it was fucking hilarious.

 

Gerry - was told 50/50 with Greene yesterday, was skeptical.  Still thinks we're in it.   Sark and Flood in home, so knows Texas is in it. 

Nahlin - would take Greene, without worrying about any impact on Campbell.  (Talking about a possible crunch, and either/or scenario.)

Chuckling about Coleman's recruiting impact (connected to Greene) ... almost like Coleman is sure to be gone??

 

If Campbell is worried Campbellbetter put pen to paper today get in the train 

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Peak Surly is finding something, anything to be mad about today.  😂

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Just now, Scholz said:

Peak Surly is finding something, anything to be mad about today.  😂

Fuck you!!!

Remember Chris Gilbert? Sitting in a bar with his nephew (Texas-Ex) enjoying NSD1. 

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Fuck you!!!

You stole my line, you dick!

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Fuck you!!!

You stole my line, you dick!

40 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I love how all of a sudden Texas is back to being an "in" option for all the big names. Yes we won't get that many of them, but how many were talking about UT like this in the Herman years?

The under 55 years old money got tired of this shit, and the patrician attitudes of the blue hairs, and crowd sourced a bunch of NIL money.  The staff deserves recognition for building relationships with these players to bring it all home.

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Remember Chris Gilbert? Sitting in a bar with his nephew (Texas-Ex) enjoying NSD1. 

Chris Gilbert sounds familiar. Got a pic?

1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

You stole my line, you dick!

You stole my line!  Twice!

20 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Or how about a poster earlier saying they never knew Deion as a player 

Wow. I missed that. Feeling a little old now. 

I'm not on tapa, fyi.

1 minute ago, AP101S said:

Chris Gilbert sounds familiar. Got a pic?

 

Can you stupid tapatalk fucks just not use tapatalk for one fucking day? There is nothing wrong with the site and tapatalk is actually responsible for the majority of the borkage. I Fucking hate that piece of shit plugin. Be normal like 98% of the other fucking users. 

Damn didn’t realize it was ever an issue. Switching now sir. [emoji1598]


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I'm not on tapa, fyi.

1 minute ago, AP101S said:

Chris Gilbert sounds familiar. Got a pic?

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Can you stupid tapatalk fucks just not use tapatalk for one fucking day? There is nothing wrong with the site and tapatalk is actually responsible for the majority of the borkage. I Fucking hate that piece of shit plugin. Be normal like 98% of the other fucking users. 

Damn didn’t realize it was ever an issue. Switching now sir. [emoji1598]


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Best 5-7 offseason ever.


But does it top Pole Assassin and her biting monkey Halloween story?


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Best 5-7 offseason ever.


But does it top Pole Assassin and her biting monkey Halloween story?


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Sark is getting this class into "fuck you" territory. 

Don't want to sign, "fuck you".

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Damn didn’t realize it was ever an issue. Switching now sir. [emoji1598]


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Should have switched before making that double post
Just now, TxTower said:

 


But does it top Pole Assassin and her biting monkey Halloween story?


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Say It Again Jason Sudeikis GIF by Saturday Night Live

15 minutes ago, cdain3 said:
21 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:
Stewart is trolling us. Little does he know he’s actually trolling himself when he catches 15 passes next season for 365 yds

He's not getting 365 yards bro.

He might in taunting penalties. 

9 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If Campbell is worried Campbellbetter put pen to paper today get in the train 

Campbell isn't worried...


Damn didn’t realize it was ever an issue. Switching now sir. [emoji1598]


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Should have switched before making that double post
Best 5-7 offseason ever.


But does it top Pole Assassin and her biting monkey Halloween story? Hmmm?


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