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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting

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3 minutes ago, HornsTX231994 said:

Yes. Alabama uses up 6 scholarships on punters, kicker, and long snappers. It's common to do

yeah, you should have about 6 during a 4 year cycle.  in a perfect world, 3 are seniors and 3 are freshmen.   if you are using less than that because you find a walk-on its a win.

gonna be harder to find a walk-on to stay with no scholly with the transfer rules.

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3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I don't know why anyone keeps mentioning Stewart. That ship has sailed.

Just like a fucking pirate (butt or non) to be tracking nautical logs….

Just now, Theo Aquacates said:

Hey guys, I’m a little worried about the numbers. 

Learn to stop worrying and love the numbers.

Just now, Theo Aquacates said:

Hey guys, I’m a little worried about the numbers. 

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Fuck yo' numbers

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Just now, dcar00 said:

yeah, you should have about 6 during a 4 year cycle.  in a perfect world, 3 are seniors and 3 are freshmen.   if you are using less than that because you find a walk-on its a win.

gonna be harder to find a walk-on to stay with no scholly with the transfer rules.

Yep. I think we're looking at 3 for sure next year with Pearson, Stone, and St. Louis. Then it depends on if Buj and/or Dicker are returning

1 minute ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Hey guys, I’m a little worried about the numbers. 

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3 minutes ago, HornsTX231994 said:

STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE NUMBERS, WE'LL BE OKAY

Don’t tell me what to worry about. And stop fucking yelling. I’ll worry about the shit I want to. 

But not at all worried about numbers. 

Just now, Gucci_Suit said:

Don’t tell me what to worry about. And stop fucking yelling. I’ll worry about the shit I want to. 

But not at all worried about numbers. 

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4 minutes ago, HornsTX231994 said:

STOP WORRYING ABOUT THE NUMBERS, WE'LL BE OKAY

stop yelling.  I'm not really worried about the numbers was more wondering about the ability to greyshirt a guy who signed an LOI and school accepted that LOI.

Just now, Gucci_Suit said:

Don’t tell me what to worry about. And stop fucking yelling. I’ll worry about the shit I want to. 

But not at all worried about numbers. 

You are a little, don't lie.

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

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Even if he doesn't sign with us, I fucking love that he's messing with aggy.

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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can Drayton drop him a bag on the way out of town?

6 minutes ago, Tracer Bullet said:

How does this work mathematically given the scholly and transfer limits?

Any amount over the limit we just write it off.

Quick someone tell Stewart he can make hiring our new RB coach a reality show for YT and star in it as host. BOOM. WR secured. 

 

2 hours ago, TexasFan21 said:

Deleted. What did it say?

It said how many players we signed and their ranking 

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

Any amount over the limit we just write it off.

We are just going to have a lot of very large and athletic towel boys that just happen to run drills with the team 

Can't find the discussion - will joining SEC schedule be announced before next signing day?

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Any amount over the limit we just write it off.

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10 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Hey guys, I’m a little worried about the numbers. 

The only number you should be worried about is the number of negs you get for shit posting like that

Gerry just doubled down that as of 45 minutes before Winfield announced he was still a take for us. Says we simply lost that one to Baylor.
As hilarious as it would be to find out Sark called Winfield like 2 minutes before he went on stage to pull the offer I just can't see that happening. 
He faxed his LOI to Baylor early this morning. One of our interns accidentally posted it to the BU athletics page for a brief moment before realizing that the announcement was 4.

Baylor's 9.95 guys had him as a lock for a few days now.
Just now, BearSchlong said:

He faxed his LOI to Baylor early this morning. One of our interns accidentally posted it to the BU athletics page for a brief moment before realizing that the announcement was 4.

Baylor's 9.95 guys had him as a lock for a few days now.

A nice PR stunt for the bears.

Tied up all morning and half way through the afternoon, just now caught up. I read every damn post, many of them multiple times. What a glorious day this has been. Days like these make it all worth while. 

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Tied up all morning and half way through the afternoon, just now caught up. I read every damn post, many of them multiple times. What a glorious day this has been. Days like these make it all worth while. 

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10 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Any amount over the limit we just write it off.

 

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8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

goddamnit you fuckers stop posting

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8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

goddamnit you fuckers stop posting

i'm on page 1053

Being on this site today reminds me of surfing the web with dialup. JFC 

Can we start talking CFS again? Good things happen. 

24 minutes ago, Theo Aquacates said:

Hey guys, I’m a little worried about the numbers. 

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i wonder what i t would take to get Carrington back on the 40 as possibly the RB coach? be nice to have him as an ace recruiter.  he might have been the best weve ever had. 

20 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Can't find the discussion - will joining SEC schedule be announced before next signing day?

I imagine sometime this summer around the same time the SEC news broke last summer it will be announced OU and Texas will move to the SEC for the 2023-2024 academic year. 

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9 minutes ago, XForce said:

Being on this site today reminds me of surfing the web with dialup. JFC 

Can we start talking CFS again? Good things happen. 

This is what made good things happen. 

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2 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

i wonder what i t would take to get Carrington back on the 40 as possibly the RB coach? be nice to have him as an ace recruiter.  he might have been the best weve ever had. 

Agreed, he gets some shit around here, but I remember he closed on Ossai, and cleaned up Herman’s messes on numerous occasions 

 

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4 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

i wonder what i t would take to get Carrington back on the 40 as possibly the RB coach? be nice to have him as an ace recruiter.  he might have been the best weve ever had. 

 

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Carrington was overrated.  Samples would be a better option...

9 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

i wonder what i t would take to get Carrington back on the 40 as possibly the RB coach? be nice to have him as an ace recruiter.  he might have been the best weve ever had. 

Jeff Banks is currently on our staff. Carrington’s classes? Where’d they all go?

Samples also is wildly overrated here

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I have no desire to have Carrington here. Get a coach and a recruiter.

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Yeah, Brenan Thompson doesn’t fix our WR issues. Better be getting Stewart, Law and a transfer before we say that’s been addressed 

relax dude. Portal it up. We’ll be better than ok. 

14 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

i wonder what i t would take to get Carrington back on the 40 as possibly the RB coach? be nice to have him as an ace recruiter.  he might have been the best weve ever had. 

This is stupid. We don’t need him back and he’s hardly the best we’ve ever had. Stop it. 

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I have no desire to have Carrington here. Get a coach and a recruiter.

Wait you don’t want a guy who’s never coached before or played running back as our new RB coach?!  Are you crazy?! Lol

1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said:

i wouldn't say we've loaded up on WR just yet.

we could always use another

25 minutes ago, XForce said:

Being on this site today reminds me of surfing the web with dialup. JFC 

Can we start talking CFS again? Good things happen. 

What’s the difference between Chicken Fry and Country Fry? Is one of them actually chicken? I’ll hang up and listen. 

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3 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

What’s the difference between Chicken Fry and Country Fry? Is one of them actually chicken? I’ll hang up and listen. 

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Yall are thinking way to in-the-box on the next RB Coach, when the answer has been right in front of you this whole time.

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